Cashing In With T.j. Miller

Cash and T.J. talk about Tweeter's remorse, monster hobbies, world warming, flailing man hands, inflatable gorillas, spray tanning, sandwich board ulcers, night scrubs, artificial hearts and ask the question, "Who is Trisket Hurlibutton?" This episode was taped in the state of Denver and inspired the Broadway musical "Behind the Wheat Thin." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ celebrate fan appreciation Tuesday by discussing sexual superheroes, pet skunks, silly putty, elbow beards, cooter punch, co-dependence meet-ups, pancake hands, the syphilis card, and ask the question, "Does TJ have a toddler tush?" Most people will wear some type of costume while listening to this episode, we don't know why... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss the paradox of choice, sleep dialing, Olympic orgies, itinerant beards, exclusive vowels, accidental heroines, wrist guard waitresses, hair ultimatums, and ask the question, "Have you ever seen The Deer Hunter? In an effort to make it creepy, this entire episode is in "air quotes." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about disaster movies, heckler revenge, wordplay haters, pregnant men, tender naan, VIPS in Heaven, botfly poets, cell phone holsters, childbearing limits and ask the question, "When is it inappropriate to use a Cashphrase?" If anyone is offended by this episode, please enjoy a complimentary pint of Cantaloupe Hands ice cream and a ticket to "The Three Levels of Neville." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the marketing of sunsets, eyelash forests, tiny face patches, auxiliary penises, Benihana vs fireworks, redeemable horses, sexual vessels, ultimate frisbee, and ask the question, "Can a hole have too many shirts?" This episode smells like potatoes and a sack of formaldehyde, some listeners will walk 500 miles for it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. discuss five-minute sex, uber sausages, splendid footgolf, native American strippers, 50-dollar tips, bridesmaid cats, homeless snails, Abe Lincoln vs. Barack Obama, and ask the question, "Why won't Cash accept the existence of athletes foot?" Listen to this episode while playing Footgolf at midnight and let the self-actualization begin... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ analyze the Pemberton Buttlesticks campaign, cherub-faced cops, canopy cocks, public urination, pretend sleepwalkers, motivational lying, french flatulence, fish hate, Wrigley Field, and ask the question, "Should politicians have a Triple Banger Lightening Round?" Transcripts of this episode are not available for fear it would spark a revolution... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys talk about shirt cannons, safe zones, pre-apologies, space masturbation, palatine uvulas, chicken dances, cheat sheets, The Socratic Approach, and asks the question, "When do you play the Hitler card?" This episode is just as exciting as the "Big Fun Tour" so try not to get arrested while listening... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about man caves, four floors of whores, double stink eyes, elephant superheroes, insecure sombreros, lefty prejudice, old apartments, and ask the question, "Is it impolite to have sex with your wife when she's in a coma?" This episode was recorded on CB Radio at a Renaissance Pleasure Faire, listen while you convoy... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J discuss night frights, cat attacks, "bro's before hoes", throwing soup, Shakespeare, mermaid sex, wingman etiquette, webisode braggers, and ask the question, "Who is Pemberton Buttlesticks?" This episode includes three snaps and a butt slap and it will make you're Tipsy Wipsy feel better...  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about his alter ego, therapist sightings, horror theme songs, Hobie cat mishaps, waxing and waning, ahi deodorant, cake strippers, bibs and bonnets, sticky tipping, and ask the question, "How do you sail too close to the wind?" This episode challenges listeners to celebrate their own "Whatever I Want Day" with a Coca-Cola Classic and juniper berry balls...  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about earthquake sex, Sir Mixolot, bachelorette parties, alien probing, "Cash and the Bad Checks", lasso tears, natures harmonica, Gladys phobia, and ask the question, "Why is Cash blindfolded for each episode?" This episode challenges the listeners to Kick TJ's knees for gold and then eat the Tilapia... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. discuss the Blue Man Group, sniffing paint, anti birthday greetings, car goggles, pre-recorded sunsets, moon respect, gmail prejudice, air hugs, and ask the question, "Why does Cash act like a little girl at concerts?" No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, but we were pretty awful to some minerals and vegetables. Berated a carrot for 20 minutes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. analyze his last fight, happy endings, clumsy girlfriends, Revenge of the Nerds, chain mail, Billy goat puke, cactus cock, self-checkout issues and ask the question, "Do T.J's wild eyes intimidate other men?" If the Karate Kid had listened to this episode, Mr. Miyagi would have been superfluous... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J discuss cavemen tantrums, goth day at Disneyland, bicycle stakeouts, lozenge confusion, hoarding baseballs, silent crying, vetoing breakups, and ask the question, "Is it better to go skydiving or eat tacos?" Whoever conceives a child during this episode will have a free pass to all "Cashing in" after party's.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash, T.J. and a mysterious visitor analyze lawyers with tattoos, egotistical flatbread, pajama etiquette, stoned therapists, air jamming, alcoholic dentists, gang names, Beauty and the Beast and ask the question, "Would Cash do whatever a talking dog wants?'" This episode was recorded in the state of Denver and will be used as a cautionary tale in future "DARE" campaigns... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. analyze horse chicks, Rob Lowe's manta ray adventure, name-dropping, Chipotle's tiny lots, sidecar Segways, T.J's costume toggery, octopus showers, and ask the question, "Was James Dean really Judd Nelson?" This episode has its own commemorative bumper sticker. It says, "Jesus does my checking!"  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. and Cash coin some new phrases and discuss leaf blowers vs religious zealots, free standing reindeer, pear shaped girls, competitive eating, god stalking, dog punching, pterodactyl balls, and why sex isn't more pleasurable than eating. This episode is an honestode full of "Real Juice", drink it up... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. discuss hitting on girls in motion, cheesy Disc Jockies, Texas wingmen, Korean fire drills, monocle revivals, shooting sprees, French-type people, and ask the question, "Should 'Poemos' be allowed to marry?" This controversial episode has been banned in France, but is #1 in the UK and/or Syria... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. and Cash exchange views on the hand-gliding mafia, robot dog lawyers, 20-cent Bloody Marys, ironic mustaches, BBQ holidays, expensive shoes, cocooning, TJ's Indefatigablility, getting lost in Borneo, and ask the question, "Would you fistfight an Orangutan for $2000 dollars?" This episode includes expletives about the devil, if you play it backward, there's a secret message about Rosie O'Donnell's whereabouts… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices