Cashing In With T.j. Miller

In this episode T.J. and Cash talk about animalistic desires, Abraham Lincoln's ghost, tuna-safe dolphins, performing in Afghanistan, the brothel of Cash Levy's mind, shark attacks, fake elevator calls, tips on renting an apt, and ask the question, "Why are Cheetahs, such needy lovers?" No animals were tested in the taping of this episode, but one Ostrich may have been offended… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. discuss having sex with big foot, vacationing with Whoopi Goldberg, handsome voice-over stars, penises to scale, rope swing conceptions, partying with Einstein, gaining weight on meth, getting your time machine in order, being "stoned" to death, and how to give the spork more street credibility. Quite possibly the best one yet. Memorize this episode and write a rock ballad about it... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ asses if rioting is an excuse for looting, John Mayer's questionable activities, blood diamonds, vases of dead flowers, freak paddle boating accidents, thread count, unhappy football watchers, why trumpets aren't useful, hair shirts, sex with a florists wife, and ask the question "why don't homeless people take vacations?" This episode is short on time but small on taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T.J. and Cash analyze if a three-way constitutes cheating, chicken facials, trusting cab drivers, making love on flag day, meeting John Stamos, the academy awards, stupid dog photos, liquid dick, and ask the question, "is it ok to masturbate while watching a tsunami?" This is one of our favorite episodes. It includes a Twology and may necessitate a shower... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. discuss inappropriate foster parents, heroin success stories, ballbusting, biodegradable gum, The 4th of July debacle, billboard ideas, good hotel strategy, cotton candy limits, and if reflecting water makes you look fat. This is the episode you shouldn't miss because it precedes the next one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 T.J. and Cash talk about embracing bag women, the persecution of baby Lima beans, getaway cars, the pussification of men, depressing strippers, if people deserve to have jobs, useful phrases, and ask the question, "Did Buddha have a weight problem?" This inaugural episode is sponsored by Pod Cream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices