Pardon My Take

Week 5 is complete and we do the fastest 2 minutes (2:51). The PI penalty challenges are so dumb (8:46). The Colts stop Mahomes in a blueprint game (12:47). Teddy Bridgewater and Kyle Allen are going beyond treading water (17:35). Danny Dimes needs a dumber face and defending Mike Tonkin. The Bears stink again. Deshaun Watson was incredible. Aaron Rodgers owns Skip Bayless, and George W sat with Ellen. Who's back of the week and football guy of the week (87:23). This league with Daryl Morey's tweet and We release a statement as NBL owners. Talking baseball and recapping the playoffs plus a very weird Monday Reading.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The 12th man is officially back in Seattle. We recap a great Thursday Night Football Game and talk about the MLB Playoffs. (3:05-15:13) Week 5 NFL preview with picks, Big Cat's CANT LOSE ML Parlay (That lost last week), and games we're excited for.(15:14-31:00) Fantasy Fuccbois. (31:01-34:42) Rapper French Montana joins the show to talk about making it in the music world, getting shot in the head, and his favorite sports. (37:09-55:10) Houston Astros Alex Bregman joins the show to talk about playoff baseball, the weirdest baseball quirks, and what the pressure is like for this year's Astros. (57:47-1:17:14) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(1:20:42-1:28:00) PR 101 for Louisville,(1:28:01-1:29:52) Bad Visual for the Ravens (1:19:54-1:31:40) and Whoas (1:31:41-1:36:25)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Natitude is back. The Nationals stun the Brewers in the 8th inning to start the MLB playoffs (2:29 - 12:49). Big Ben's cast stole the show for Monday Night Football (12:49 - 17:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and all time Coach O story (17:30 - 31:52). Triple H joins the show to talk about his wrestling career, causing all of America's youth to get suspended from middle school, his favorite matches, and working with his father in law Vince McMahon (31:52 - 87:14). Segments include sabermetrics, breaking news about kirk cousins, pmt sports biz moments, and guys on chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 4 fastest 2 minutes (2:47 -5:40). We recap every game from Sunday (5:40 - 72:20). The Falcons are a clown show. The Lions aren't bad? Raiders finally won in EST. We say something nice about the Dolphins. The Browns are back to being Super Bowl Champs. Is Jameis Good? Chase Daniel redeems all Chases, and we discuss if you can have Zane as a kicker. Who's back of the week (72:20 - 85:06). Football guy of the week (85:06 - 93:12). Uhh ya think, and a Monday Reading about a guy obsessed with Virgins vs Chad memes (94:19).  You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Thursday Night Football was electric and the Packers are dead. What was Matt LaFleur thinking at the goal line?(3:45-11:54) NFL Week 4 Preview, Gambling Picks, and Big Cat's CANT LOSE ML Parlay of the week, it literally can not lose. (11:55-29:38) Fantasy Fuccbois.(29:39-36:29) Fullbacks and Future Hall of Famers Mike Alstott and Lorenzo Neal join the show to talk about their careers, what makes a fullback great, Alstott training by pushing his jeep around Purdue, Lorenzo picking up pigs, and the coaches they encountered in their long NFL careers.(37:49-1:31:50) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(1:35:13-1:41:42) stay classy DC, (1:41:43-1:44:30) Sabermetrics for Antonio Brown and his tweet fest,(1:44:31-1:47:18) and the return of Whoas. (1:47:19-1:49:10) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

MNF recap, the Bears are back and the Skins have PFT very angry. (2:45-14:42) We call our good friend Kyle Long to talk about the Bears HUGE victory and what Club Dub is like with all the cameras in the locker room. (14:43- 21:39) Hot Seat/Cool Throne.(22:04-35:24) Jerry Springer joins the show to talk about his career, his new show, the wildest stories he covered and Sky Line Chili.(38:04-1:05:35) Segments include How Dare You Sir, (1:10:28-1:12:23) Pardon My Take's Technology corner for Pat Fitzgerald,(1:12:24-1:15:58) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:15:59-1:17:01) and Guys on Chicks.(1:17:58-1:28:24) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 3 is complete. Fastest 2 minutes. Recapping every NFL game from Sunday. Is Derek Carr on the hot seat. Big Cat names his Pinky Bet. Antonio Brown cut. Say something nice about the Dolphins. Are we really doing this Kyle Allen? Daniel Jones is electric. Phil Rivers never disappoints. And Teddy 2 Gloves keeps the Saints afloat. Quick CFB recap with Notre Dame/Georgia and Michigan/Wisconsin. Who's back of the week including the Cubs sucking. Football guy of the week. Stay Classy Clemson for doing a movie at halftime of your game and Pardon My French. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

A Huge Friday show starting with a recap of Gardner mania on TNF and Marcus Mariota has been cancelled.(2:35-11:00) NFL Week 3 preview and picks. (11:01-22:25) Fantasy Fuccbois. (22:26-28:33) Jaguars starting quarterback Gardner Minshew calls in to accept Football Guy of the Week and tell an all time story from College. (29:44-41:34) Warren Sharp joins the show to talk football, the best/worst coaches in the NFL, the evolution of the offensive game, and how we can think about football in a smarter way. (44:54-1:30:54) Segments include Fyre fest of the week (1:33:20-1:40:57) and Mr Portnoy and Mrs Portnoy join the show to revive Portnoy's complaints (1:40:57-1:49:58)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

All of our 2004 Draft heroes are dead. Big Ben is out for the year and Eli Manning has been benched for Daniel Jones. (2:49-13:34) The Jets need a quarterback and we have some ideas. (13:40-20:10) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (20:11-31:53) Future Hall of Famer Chris Bosh joins the show to talk about his career, playing on Lebron's team, adapting his role, the famous car commercial, and ray allen tweet. (33:54-1:16:42) Segments include connect the dots Mort is tweeting out rats, (1:20:50-1:23:43) PMT Sports Biz minute, (1:23:44-1:24:44) Mike tomlin quote generator,(1:24:45-1:26:30) and guys on chicks. (1:26:31-1:34:00)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Week 2 fastest 2 minutes (2:42). We recap every game from Sunday in a whip around the league (10:42). Does Big Ben see a Vet instead of a doctor ( 40:32), does Pat Shurmur suck? (34:12) Why is Kliff Kingsbury such a coward? Bengals fans hate Andy Dalton. The Dolphins are historically bad (31:07) and the Bears have no Offense and more. Who's back of the week (78:39). Football guy of the week, Respect the Biz, and a Monday Reading about Ernestine Bayless and her new book "Balls!" You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Cam Newton is broken. The Bucs win on the road and the Panthers May be done (2:27 - 10:17). Sam Darnold has mono, yes that's real (10:17 - 14:13). Week 2 picks and preview (14:13 - 31:38) . Fantasy Fuccbois (31:38 - 35:33). Houston Coach Dana Holgorsen joins the show to talk about his relationship with Mike Leach and their matchup Friday night (35:33 - 47:24). Washington State Coach Mike Leach joins the show to talk about Gardner Minshew, Dana Holgorsen, and which mascots win in a fight (47:24 - 66:51). Segments include Fyre Fest Of The Week, put one in his earhole, PR 101, just chill out man and FAQ'sYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Joe Flacco stinks and the Oakland black hole is the last place for true NFL fans. Deshaun Watson and Bill O'Brien's fuck up. (2:35-19:31) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the new iPhone causing Trypophobia, and can Bama beat the Dolphins?(19:32-31:20) Retired NFL Tight End Rob Gronkowski joins the show to talk about his retirement, the end of 69 jokes, playing in big games, Tom Brady, and whether or not he ever made Bill Belichick laugh.(33:57-1:10:10) Segments include Just Chill Out Man for Mike Greenberg,(1:14:09-1:15:27) Sabermetrics Kevin Durant's new number,(1:15:28-1:17:06) Sports Biz Minute,(1:17:07-1:18:07) and Guys on Chicks with Uncle Chaps. (1:18:08-1:39:43)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is back and we're trying out something new. No guest on Monday's in the fall. We start with the Fastest 2 minutes then get into a recap of every Sunday Game with overreactions and weird tangents (2:2 8 - 9:34). Antonio Brown is a Patriot and Mike Tomlin deserves an apology (9:34 - 73:39). Who's back of the week (73:39 - 80:45) Football Guy of the Week. The debut of our newest segment "Do Your Pod" and Stay Classy Philly for fighting Sixers player Mike Scott (80:45 - 94:24)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Bears lost. Whatever. Recapping Thursday Night Football. Antonio Brown has lost his mind, again. Week 1 picks and preview including the rare Week 1 loser leaves town game. Fantasy Fuccbois. Coach O joins the show to talk about the upcoming game against Texas, becoming friends with the Sun, and being a Tiger. Demarcus Ware joins the show to talk about the Cowboys contract negotiations, whether he misses football, his Future Hall of Fame candidacy, and Dude Perfect. Segments include Fyre Fest of the week, Thoughts and prayers Jeremy Renner app, Drunk Idea, and FAQ's You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hard Knocks season finale and the season was saved by Gruden. Luke Willson did us a sold even while getting cut. Zeke Watch and Jared Goff got paid. (2:35-17:33) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (17:34-28:50) Jerry Ferrara aka Turtle from Entourage joins the show to talk about Entourage, New York sports fandom, e-gaming, and his pick up game. (31:41-1:09:04) Segments include Power Rankings of Pete Prisco's shitty power rankings, (1:14:32-1:20:21) Federer lost, Mike Wilbon name drop, (1:20:22-1:21:38) Thoughts and Prayers Chris Jericho,(1:21:39-1:23:45) and Guys on Chicks, is it ok to lock the door on your significant other while showering.(1:23:46-1:32:12) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is back and we recap all the Week 1 College Football madness. Tennessee is dead, Florida State forgot to hydrate, the Big Ten is back, and Lincoln Riley is a mad genius (2:29 - 17:46). NFL Cuts and the Texans made some big time trades (17:46 - 24:40). Football Guy of the Week with nominees Hugh Freeze, Joe Burrow, Oklahoma Coach Shane Beamer, and an Offensive Lineman named Parker Titsworth (24:40 - 28:12). Who's back of the week (28:12 - 39:36). Liberty Head Coach Hugh Freeze calls in from his hospital bed to talk about coaching Saturday's game from a hospital bed (39:36 - 56:34). The famous fake funeral at Ole Miss and more. Segments include Talking tennis, is Pat Riley Dead yet? Bad Visual Joe West, Lebron James invents, and the return of Hashtag Hyphy #ThingsWeShouldCancel You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is Back (again). The Colts are bringing in the best backups and the NCAA is stupid. (2:48-12:45) Fyre Fest Of The Week (14:40-21:30) plus the Mt Rushmore of worst Mt Rushmore ideas. (21:31-32:08) CBS CFB writer Tom Fornelli joins the show to preview the season, tell us who is winning the Big Ten and a guaranteed lock of the week. (32:08-58:08) The Athletic's Andy Staples joins the show to talk SEC, his final four, and how crazy college boosters are. (59:22-1:18:08) Segments include embrace debate carli lloyd,(1:20:20-1:24:14) sabermetrics, (1:24:15- 1:28:00) talking soccer (1:29:28-1:31:52) and Jilly Football's exit interview.(1:31:53-1:44:09)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hard Knocks episode 4 recap. Jon Gruden winning is contagious. Derek Carr is an awkward knock off Andy Bernard and Nathan Peterman's redemption. (2:50-11:32) Hot Seat/Cool Throne, Big Cat went to the dentist and PFT has a new backup QB that he loves. (11:33-27:12) The Mt Rushmore of toughest pills to swallow in life and it got depressing. (28:52-41:40) Raiders Tight End Luke Willson joins the show to talk about training camp, the hard knocks cameras following him around, playing in Canada on an 80 yard field, and his plan if he gets cut live on TV. Plus bonus story from our interview with him 2 years ago talking about the Seahawks locker room after the Malcom Butler interception in the Super Bowl. (44:01-1:05:54) Segments include uhh ya think Gronk is selling CBD, (1:09:16-1:14:13) thoughts and prayers to Big Ben,(1:14:14-1:16:47) PMT Sports Biz,(1:16:48-1:18:26) Talking Tennis,(1:18:27-1:19:49) and Guys on Chicks with special raspy voiced Bubba reading.(1:19:50-1:30:04) You can find every episode of this sho

Andrew Luck retired on Saturday night and we pick up all the pieces. Doug Gottlieb's dumb tweet, why Colts fans have every right to be sad, Andrew Luck making the right personal decision and why saying a guy is "too smart" at the combine isn't all that crazy (2:27 - 24:13). Who's back of the week including Breaking Bad and Wayne Brady (24:13 - 32:07). Mt Rushmore of guests we want to come on Pardon My Take (32:07 - 44:52). Future Hall of Famer Andrew Whitworth joins the show to talk about the twilight of his illustrious career, playing in Cincy, the Super Bowl and more (44:52 - 69:11). Segments include talking golf, drunk idea, trouble in paradise dwight howard, and a Monday Reading You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Week Zero is here and we're juiced up for College Football Saturday night. (2:54-9:56) Brooks Koepka and Phil Mickelson showed some skin. (10:34-14:04) Fyre Fest of the week including the Amazon is juuling and Big Cat is drinking black coffee. (14:05-21:53) Jerry O'Connell joins the show to talk about his new show, filling in for Wendy Williams, Fantasy Football, and the Mt Rushmore of Fantasy draft positions. (23:43-45:08) Hall of Famer Morten Andersen joins the show to talk about his 3 decade + career in the NFL, playing with legends, his comeback at the end of his career and more. (48:28-1:20:21) Segments include thoughts and prayers Hue Jackson and the fired coach feature,(1:21:23-1:27:11) way to stay relevant baseball dick pills,(1:27:12-1:29:14) and FAQ's (1:31:33-1:39:27)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake