Sex Archie

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 104: The Serpent Queen's Gambit by Danielle Iman; directed by Antonio Negret Riverdale bears its soul as all pretense of narrative is relegated to B-plots, and the main course is just moment after moment of madness. There's no way they have a Tuna warehouse, this is our limit.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 103: The Town by Brian E. Paterson; directed by Rob Seidenglanz Riverdale is threatened by the most fiendish villain yet: a guy who says everything your neighbors say on Facebook but with a fancy accent. Also he can control minds.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 102: Death at a Funeral by Ted Sullivan; directed by Tara Dafoe Riverdale continues to hold its Rivervale tinge as our superpowered trio learn more about themselves and Abigail begins her 21st century life. Veronica has a plot too but it isn't magical, just mob stuff and feelings.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 101: Unbelievable; written and directed by James DeWille Season 6 begins for the second time, right where we left off twice before! Everything that's new is new again as Cheryl rediscovers her sorcery, and everyone pools together to get rid of Hiram for once and for all, for the second time this week!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 100: The Jughead Paradox by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa What if Rivervale mattered even less than we thought? But also; far, far more than we thought? What if there was a dump truck of easter eggs and tributes, but it still wasn't enough? What if Imagination was a real, tangible thing and Riverdale became Sesame Street?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 99: The Witching Hour(s) by Arabella Anderson; directed by James DeWille Cheryl is so self-centered even a story about her ancestors was about her all along. And with her as the A and B plots, the Sabrina appearance this whole miniseries was sold on is less than a C plot. Still, Nana Rose supremacy.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 98: Mr. Cypher by Greg Murray; directed by Jeff Woolnough Plenty of evil has come through town, but now it's Old Scratch himself. The Adversary, The Prince of Darkness, The Accuser, now known as the guy who got his ass kicked by Pop Tate. (Also Reggie dies in this one)

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 97: Ghost Stories by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Gabriel Correa Rivervale continues into its second week, and the once-unified story has split into unrelated tracks. We got good ghosts, bad ghosts, hot ghosts, and sad ghosts. Busting makes Reggie feel good.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 96: Welcome to Rivervale by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa Season 6 picks up exactly where season 5 didn't leave off. It's a whole different town! We learn about these new versions of familiar faces as Cheryl makes their dreams come true, and Archie doesn't live to see the end credits.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 95: RIVERDALE: RIP(?)by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Greg Murray; directed by Gabriel Correa It's the last episode of season 5 and we wont be back for a whole... month. But it certainly is an ending, except for all the parts that feel like a beginning. Just like the town of Riverdale is whole again, except for all the chunks they blew out of it.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 94: Next to Normal by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Ronald Paul Richard This year's musical episode succeeds by hewing tightly to the plot of the source material, which explains why the subplots are where it all gets a big shaggy. Let's get haunted by some memories and put an at-risk youth in the riskiest possible home.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 93: Dance of Death by Devon Turner; directed by Nathalie Boltt This week, everything happened. But the thing that happened the most is Chad dying of a terminal case of sucking ass. And that's beautiful.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 92: Band of Brothers by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Robin Givens We now return you to a Riverdale previously in progress. Jughead is getting in his steps. Veronica hurts her husband. Archie gets a very important phone call. All hail the bee queen.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 91: The Return of the Pussycats by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Robin Givens Remember one of the show's biggest problems? The one that's not fun to talk about? What if we fixed it for one night only and hoped that made the whole thing go away. Fun to watch, though.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 90: The Night Gallery by James DeWille; directed by Mädchen Amick On a dark and stormy night, Cheryl weaves three tales meant to sell paintings and get her ex back. Archie sees dead people. Betty sees dead people. Jughead sees fake people.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 89: Reservoir Dogs by Evan Kyle; directed by Gabriel Correa Riverdale finally shakes off that post-break and dives straight in. Archie learns the darker side of an Air Bud. Reggie also gets a third job. Kevin pays his dues in the regional arts scene. Tabitha learns to make money through thirst traps. This episode is dedicated to the eternal memory of Bingo Wilkin.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 88: Citizen Lodge by Brian E. Paterson; directed by James DeWille This show is based on comics, it's shocking we haven't seen a whole episode origin story yet. This week that changes as we learn all about Hiram's relationship with his father and his shoes.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 87: Strange Bedfellows by Aaron Allen; directed by Tessa Blake After a 19-week midseason break, Riverdale returns to remind you of not only recent events, but a lot of season 4 stuff we thought was over and done with. Betty shares her favorite Mp3, Cheryl finds her own personal Jason, and this is how Veronica wins.

In less than two weeks, Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway will reach a global streaming audience. A brand-new adaptation of a 30 year old novel from a 40 year old franchise with a reputation for dense lore can be an intimidating, so we're here to get through what you'll probably want to know before watching. No promises though.

Happy anniversary! To celebrate a year of trapped travel, we're covering a place we've both been in the before times, and fulfilling one of our top listener requests to boot. Medieval Times Dinner Tournament is famous for its pick-and-choose approach to historical "accuracy", and that one Jim Carrey movie. Let's see what experience we can share from its website, and what insights we glean from the reviews.