Sex Archie

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 86: The Pincushion Man by Chrissy Maroon, directed by Gabriel Correa A midseason finale can only mean one thing: Maximum madness at maximum speed. Betty stabs her ex in a party game. Archie gives a school tour with a body count. Jughead sees the face of god within a burger.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 85: Destroyer by Ace Hasan; directed by Rob Seidenglanz Betty drives forward with a stiff offense. Kevin is scrambling. Jughead, for now, avoids getting blitzed. Did we mention this one's all about football?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 84: Lock and Key by Arabella Anderson; directed by Rachel Talalay Step right up for the HOTTEST and SADDEST boys you've ever seen! Every relationship is tested in a swingers' party where everyone pairs up with someone they've been with before. And yes, there continues to be aliens. https://satellitehigh.bandcamp.com/album/international-cybertruck-anthems

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 83: Fire in the Sky by Ted Sullivan; directed by Gabriel Corrrea Toni and Cheryl fight over how to raise their kids. Archie founds a fire department, rescues a guy, and stops his friend from doing a murder. Betty IDs two murder victims and lays out a full investigation. Jughead disinters an alien corpse. Veronica creates her own shadow economy until it busts. And it's a Katy Keene crossover. You think this one might be overstuffed?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 82: Back to School by Ariana Jackson, directed by Gabriel Correa The new setting finds a familiar groove this week, as we introduce alien abduction, a new mystery, and horrible financial mismanagement. Is there anything football can't fix? http://scanlinemedia.com/2021/02/25/mechanista-in-g-rx-75-4-guntank/

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 81: The Homecoming by Michael Grassi; directed by Steven A. Adelson We hate this episode. Are you happy now? All this time and it happened. I bet you feel so smug. Go on, say "I told you so". I bet it feels reeeeeal good coming out your mouth. That shower scene though, damn.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 80: Purgatorio by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Steven A. Adelson Deep into the future, the year is 2021. Our cast is reunited by the most terrible thing that could have happened: a well-earned retirement. I guess they really needed something to distract them from how terribly unhappy their mid-20s all are. https://thespool.net/features/the-expanse-mobile-suit-gundam/

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 79: Graduation by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa Our traditional finale arrives, replacing the churn of bizarre mysteries with a moment for fallout and the difficulties of friendship. The final rituals of school life are complete, and these characters that have only flourished as teenagers over 75 years of trying, are now forced out into adult life. Please don't ask us where Chuck and Ethel are, we simply do not know.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 78: The Preppy Murders by Janine Salinas Schoenberg & Devon Turner; directed by Gabriel Correa So Riverdale's big season plot conclusions are usually in the penultimate episode, but in this case that means the second episode, which means everything from season 4 matters, even though that's behind us. Look, people die and screw over their family members. What else do you want? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmk6zArjF7IiDS7iEelRuDw

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 77: Climax by Ace Hasan & Greg Murray; directed by Pamela Romanowsky Scratch the cover of season 5 and you'll see the remains of season 4 underneath. We're back in the thick of it as the auteur mystery hits its height and the teens have one last big dance. Normally I put jokes in here, but I just missed these kids so damn much.

We are one week from a new season of Riverdale, but more importantly, it has been 20 years since the theatrical release of Josie and the Pussycats. A hyper-color satirical farce about pop music and consumerism, Josie and the Pussycats has an uncanny ability to predict the future while being inextricable from its present. This is how you sound smart when talking about a Tara Reid vehicle.

Before the new season begins, we're going back to the comic series that started it all. The career of Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa as an executive at Archie Comics, and demand for the Riverdale gang in dark genre fiction, both began with a zombie story published in 2013. Showcasing a respect for the characters and who they could be, a masterful control of the medium for pacing and tension, and a fearlessness for breaking taboos, Afterlife with Archie shows why people were excited for Riverdale, and exhibits what the show can do at its best.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 76: Killing Mr Honey by James DeWille & Ted Sullivan; directed by Madchen Amick Finale season came early this year, and we're leaving off on a somewhat conclusive note. Jughead's revenge fantasies are his ticket out of town, as our dead format enthusiast becomes even more of a dead person enthusiast. Thanks for joining us through season 4!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 75: Lynchian by Ariana Jackson & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Steven A. Adelson With all that music out of their system the side characters of Riverdale get serious about their true passion: hardcore competitive tickling. Meanwhile Betty is stuck in the past, and Jughead wages a lost format war.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 74: Wicked Little Town by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Antonio Negret What happens when TV's top teens incorporate the music of a classic cult musical into their lives? We may never know. I'm not sure this counts as "integrating". We still

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast We are two weeks from Riverdale's return, and that's about how much time it takes to prepare for a musical episode. This week we talk about the 20 year journey of Hedwig from a rock club drag character, to an international sensation of stage and screen. We also run through each song and how Riverdale might use them, and also go over the promotional material for the episode. Look we really like Hedwig, okay? We're excited.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Katy Keene Chapter 1: Once Upon a Time in New York by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Michael Grassi; directed by Maggie Kiley It's spreading. There are now two Archie COmics-inspired shows on the CW in primetime, and today we're talking about the second. Three young dreamers live together in the big city trying to make it big, while genre tropes try to hold them back. Can proper use of Josie McCoy carry an entire program?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 73: The Locked Room by Aaron Allen; directed by Tessa Blake Jughead and Betty spend an hour telling you stuff you already know from watching previous episodes of Riverdale. Wait a minute, that's our job!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 72: To Die For by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Shannon Kohli This episode is about the tragic lengths one journalist will go to when the price of the truth is the loss of her family. Also there's some Jughead murder stuff I guess.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 71: How to Get Away with Murder by Arabella Anderson; directed by James DeWille It's good to have a friend like Betty, who knows exactly how to hide a body so it never gets found, can arrange a whole town's movements to avoid suspicion, and can swap fake evidence into FBI custody no problem. She's a role model!