Sex Archie

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; Directed by Tim Hunter The Cooper family grows, along with Riverdale High class sizes. Archie gets deputized. Is this the most honest buck a Blossom has ever made? What if "fantasy fulfillmen" just means birthday clown? Does Serpents & Swords suffer from caster supremacy? Us playing with OneShot on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/217689200 The NeoYear fundraiser for Trans Lifeline! https://secure.actblue.com/donate/neoyear

This episode covers Archie Meets The Punisher; a comic by Batton Lash, art by John Buscema and Stan Goldberg Twenty-three years before our beloved show hit the air, there was another experiment at mixing the Archie gang with a contemporary, gritty tone with drug trafficking, a vigilante killer, and Miss Grundy getting all horned up. This book became infamous for its cover alone, but it turns out what's inside is REALLY DANG GOOD!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 22: Silent Night, Deadly Night by Shepard Boucher; Directed by Rob Seidenglanz The Hood is revealed! But first, Jughead takes up amateur surgery, Cheryl learns to budget, and Veronica founds a DSA chapter. Which teen strikes you as a Bernardo? Does FP buy any home decor that isn't "as seen on TV"? How old is too old to talk about these kids?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 21: The House of the Devil Riverdale's hottest club is The White Worm. Founded by refugees from the Salem Witch Trials, they only serve alcohol to parties including minors. This place has everything: Retirement parties, woefully inappropriate karaoke, and the Snake Dance (that thing where you join a gang by making people old enough to be your grandpa all horny)

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 20: Tales from the Dark Side by James DeWille; directed by Dawn Wilkinson This episode is a tale in three chapters. After the recap we try some Jingle Jangle and do an old-fashioned trip report. Has Archie Found his spirit animal? What terror lurks in the hearts of janitors? How many hotel rooms can one mayor have?

Who is the Black Hood? We leave no stone unturned to find the true culprit. Listeners also contribute their own theories. Rules for Riverdale Roulette: -Hit random page on the Riverdale Wiki. The character or set of characters that come up is/are the Black Hood. Explain how. -Pages for actors count as their characters. -Re-roll on pages for places, events, episodes, or other non-characters.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 19: Death Proof by Tessa Leigh Williams & Arabella Anderson; directed by Maggie Kiley Relationships get repaired as cars head for wrecks. Ever successfully dump the guy you like, but have the crazed murderer keep clinging? Is the Sugar Man defeated by dissolution in water? Were The Ghoulies founded as a The Crow fanclub? Featuring a special appearance by Donald Duck's emphysema suffering cousin.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 18: When a Stranger Calls by Aaron Allen; directed by Ellen Pressman (CW: This episode features an attempted rape) Something is rotten in the state of Bughead. Nick isn't very saintly. The Hood arranges a scavenger hunt of tears. What's your serial killer ringtone? When buying shoes to perform in, do you test kick someone in the face before leaving the store?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 17: The Town that Dreaded Sundown by Amanda Lasher; directed by Allison Anders It turns out Betty inspired the whole town back at the Jubilee. Archie gets to know his neighbors better. Veronica makes the #1 design on TeeFlurry

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 16: The Watcher in the Woods by Ross Maxwell; directed by Kevin Sullivan Archie begins a club for service-minded young beefcake as Kevin trawls the darkness for love. The Black Hood makes his presence known while Hiram advances his plans in secret. Who mind-wiped Jughead between his first South Side enrollment and now? Does Dilton have a permit for that knife? How many musicals can we mention in one episode?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 15: Nighthawks by Michael Grassi; directed by Allison Anders Archie thinks the world revolves around him as the town descends into severe Cialis addictions chasing a sugar high. Meanwhile, one classic Archie character gets her debut, and another is re-introduced. Can Betty's spunk save us all? What can't Hiram buy? Did the sudden snowmelt cause severe flooding in Canada?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 14: A Kiss Before Dying by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Rob Seidenglanz Regular Riverdale recaps return! As the second season begins, Fred fights for his life, Veronica fights for love, and Betty fights for what's right. Where's Riverdale's driving instructor when you need them? Is Pop Tate a real character now? You think you can hook me up with some of that Jingle Jangle?

Season 2 is one week away! Let's review and look ahead. We recap our recaps and compress season 1 as much as we can. Then, look at how each of our main characters have changed. Then, discuss all the trailers and official announcements we've seen. Then, wrap up with our usual predictions. Well, "usual" might not be accurate. It's time to get excited! Please share our show around, leave us ratings and reviews, and help us launch our second season with a shot. You know, like they did to Fred.

As the off-season ends, we take a look at the myriad things produced by Riverdale fans. We read fanfiction, review fanvideos, and describe image sets. In all, it's an impressive amount of work and creativity. It's fun to see people with a similar passion express that passion in a completely different way. (Is that diplomatic enough? Are the teens satisfied? We dunk on some goofy shit, too) Don't miss our charity stream on Saturday the 2nd! Go to Gextra.Life to donate and for more information.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers five episodes of The Archie Show, the first cartoon series based on the Archie characters, which premiered in 1968. Saturday morning cartoons back in the day were cheap, fast, and disposable. We watched 106 minutes of especially cheap examples, and would like to dispose of them. When is Fufu getting the reboot treatment? Doesn't the law of large numbers say SOME of these jokes should be good? Why does every Archie property on TV hate children? And keep an eye out for more information on Gextra Life 2! Streaming Saturday the 2nd for the benefit of Hurley Children's Hospital in Flint, MI!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Archie Vs. Predator, the comic series written by Alex de Campi, drawn by Fernando Ruiz, published by Dark Horse comics Some ideas are just fun. Sometimes those ideas grow to include a nuanced take on the intention vs the actions of "nice guys". Sometimes they juggle 17 characters and give them all a reason to be there, and most of them a memorable death. Sometimes a crossover is even better than an original property it draws from. We love this book.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers To Riverdale and Back Again/Return to Riverdale by Evan Katz; directed by Dick Lowry Before the CW slathered us in saturated syrup, there was another live-action adaptation. This 1990 NBC Sunday Night Movie ages the crew up 15 years and then puts them right back in the same situations, to awkward and disappointing results. Did Veronica inspire Courtney Cox's look? How much did a stamp even cost back then? WHAT AM A SEX? New logo by Callum! @calciumtrice

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger The mysteries have been solved and our beloved teens have time to take a look at themselves and their relationships. Jughead gets a new look. Veronica gets a playmate. Fred gets a [SPOILER] The Sticky Maple recipe: https://pastebin.com/5ADbm0Lp Riverdale’s Betty Cooper Is Way Preppier Than She Was in the Comics by Lauren O'Neal: https://www.racked.com/2017/5/11/15499912/riverdale-betty-cooper-archie-comics-tomboy-preppy

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 12: Anatomy of a Murder by Michael Grassi, directed by Rob Seidenglanz Plenty of stuff goes down, relationships get tested, but who cares because THE KILLER IS REVEALED! If Jughead's hat and hair are one and the same, is he a JoJo? Does Veronica still think her dad is to blame? How long has Betty had Cheryl on speed dial? #HotDog4S2

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 11: To Riverdale and Back Again by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, directed by Kevin Sullivan Everyone loves Jughead so much that they have no choice but to hurt him. Is Cheryl into her dad, too? What kind of homecoming dance doesn't have crying in the bathroom? How can I get a daily milkshake delivery?