Danish And O'neill

Greetings, y'all. This week's show opens with the Danish talking about some youtube rabbit holes he recently fell down (George Dillman alert). Aaaaand, it doesn't end there...there's some Beyond Scared Straight talk. After that, it's the debut of the Rite Aid update. Fully revved and ready to go at this point, the classy gents keep it going with a little Aaron Her-NAN-dez talk. Cue, the Sexual Chocolate, because it's time for a story about an adult failing children. This one's about a coach, who allegedly went too far. It's a doozy. And involves the term "juicing". Finally, it's time to talk about animals. This particular story's about a Russian raccoon, who's going through a tough time (keep the tissues handy). The animal talk inspired us to keep it going with some wooly mammoth convo. For our last two tricks, we discuss stories of idiots jumping into crocodile and shark infested waters. Stay safe out there and watch out for the "hot dog" trick.

Welcome back to another scintillating episode of Danish and O'Neill. On our 87th edition, we kick things off by talking about a new study about swimming pools and hot tubs (propaganda!). Invigorated and motivated by the pool talk, Danish is compelled to unleash a Y update. After that, we need to cleanse our palettes with something fresh yet spicy. How do you do that? By returning to your roots. Horse talk. Yup, it's back! Then, we hop on the ol' Danish and O'Neill jet and fly to Ireland to talk about a mailman who got into some serious shenanigans. Cue some light air raid sirens...cause a story about a movie trailer gets O'Neill a lil' hot and bothered (just bothered, but it doesn't sound as good without the "hot" before it). When that concludes, we honor Scottie Maples by talking a little 60 Days In. Don't put those sirens away just yet! Cause a story from North of the border bothers O'Neill. More frequent flyer miles are coming our way cause we're off to Taiwan to talk about a special group who

Well, hello there, and shinpi to you and yours. We start the show talking about O'Neill's upcoming trip to India and the preparations he's made for it. Sticking with the theme, we discuss a story about a possible airline controversy in India that O'Neill should be wary of. In the very first edition of "cool or not", I ask O'Neill if a model's dangerous Instagram picture is something he's down with or against. We keep it rolling with the new segment, as I pose some other stories (a dirt bike stunt and a hoax) to O'Neill to see what he thinks about them. After that, we head to Florida and discuss a story about a pet escape that's put a community at risk. Finally, we get a "Melrose Place" update from Danish about a controversy that's tearing his building apart.

Before you listen to this episode, please take off your socks and shoes. It's SO good that it will blow your socks clean off. Just a warning. O'Neill starts us off by detailing his trip to Vegas and describes an off the strip bar that he discovered. Spoiler alert: he got a hot dog there with all the fixins. After that, the dudes decide to class it up a little bit by talking about farts for a little while. Fear not, they're discussing a scientific study! After that, Danish shares the tragic topic that most people aren't brave enough to discuss: fart assault. Danish then talks about seeing a beautiful picture of Gary Keillor speaking at his alma mater. That portion of the show just makes up the appetizers. Now, it's time for the main course, the meat 'n potatoes. The entree is a story with a twist that you will not believe. The story was so good that we had no choice but to name the episode after it. How do you follow that? Only one way. A new season of 60 Days In is upon us, and we go over the f

Ladies and gents, it's the first female guest on the show! Who did we get? (wait for it) (wait for it longer) None other than Eleanor Kerrigan! She kicked off the show by saying our opening song was blasphemous. Whether she likes the theme song or not, the show was over 2 hours, which I think is a new D+O record. It's two plus hours of podcast for the exact same price! It's a free podcast, soooooo, it's a bleepin' good deal. We talk all sorts of topics with Eleanor, including her hot date with Ari Shaffir, her mother's famous 7-up cake, the fact that she has 28 siblings, scrotox, death by adult magazines, nip lengthening, Chris Tucker, and it went on and on 'til the break of dawn. Oh, and we talked about how Eleanor is the official comic of the Kid Rock cruise line. So, come and get it while it's fresh out of the oven, still pipin' hot.

Hey. Come here often? Cool. Are you a female? Do you know females? I've heard they LOVE this show. Anyhow, today's episode gives you nearly two hours of creamy podcasting goodness. Danish blows O'Neill's mind right out of the gate with a story that involves a domesticated cat somehow getting into someone else's house in his parent's neighborhood and viciously attacking them. By the way, this is all allegedly. Danish needs to follow up with his mother to get more details. Stay tuned, folks. Shockingly, O'Neill has yet another incident on one of his infamous "night hikes". This one was a near death experience. To celebrate 60 Days In coming back this week, the dudes talk some TV with O'Neill talking about a Showtime documentary he saw. Next, it's a story that blows O'Neill's mind again (after he put the pieces of his mind back together from being blown earlier!) It involves a beautiful instance of fart chivalry. After that, we move onto a form of martial arts that teaches you how to get kicked/p

Well, hello there. Today's episode promises to scintillate and titillate your eardrums. Right off the bat, we listen to a phone call from a living legend, who is always hard to track down. Then, O'Neill rains on my GSP celebration by not sharing my enthusiasm for his BIG UFC comeback. After that, it's off to Burger King in Israel for a spicy meal deal combo (adults only, meow!). We briefly discuss an over the top (not in the Sly Stallone movie way) Vice article but quickly move on to a topic near and dear to our hearts...horse meat. Reunited, and it feeeeels so good. What's that? You want to know what Cosmo thinks about the rusty trombone? Then, we have the article for you! How do you follow that? With an article about kids walking in on their parents doing it. Not classy enough for you yet? Fine. The article we discuss from Forbes should fix that. Or maybe not. After that, it's on to the most controversial Y update of all time. Anybody seen Richie? Asking for a friend.

This episode comes to you from Denver. We discuss our adventures in this beautiful city and what we've been up to on the road. Steve Rannazzisi joins us briefly to add his insightful input into our misadventures. After that, we break down the BEST commercial ever made. Then, it's on to two different articles about the male anatomy (guess which body part?). O'Neill, the street doctor, shares a listener email, and we offer our advice. Lastly, we share the obituary of a man whose family HATED him. Enjoy the show, jive turkeys.

Hello. Welcome. No, don't run away. Please come in. Take your shoes off though. Thanks. On this week's stimulating episode, we cover the gamut. We update yet another twist in the never ending Bushman saga. We then talk about "the big game", which O'Neill told me is what we have to call it. O'Neill then describes his "bad blunder" with a pair of handcuffs. Then, inspired by last episode's discussion of an African man who healed a woman with his shoe, we talk about the insane world of African healers. We move on to a story that a lot of you sent our way...about 80 falcons on an airplane. Next, we stick with the plane talk (not plain!, never plain) and call for an airline to be boycotted over the treatment of a passenger. A racy sports clip is played and discussed. Then, we head (figuratively) to a well known retail store and discuss what two men did inside to draw the ire of the local po-lice. After that, it's off to England (literally) and a story that's rocking the UK! Lastly, it's some after

Welcome to episode 79'er. We open up with a vengeance, pondering how we both find a way to get sick so often. After that, it's time for a BIG announcement. That's right, everybody. We've got a new podcast coming soon. Stay tuned. Then, it's time for O'Neill to eat some crow and admit that he's been wrong. Next, it's time for a BIG treat, something you've all been waiting for...a phone call from a VERY special guest. After that beautiful call, we ponder whether a local restaurant would be a good sponsor for the show. Next, we venture to Africa to discuss a story about a man who can cure STD's with his shoe. Where do you go from there? You venture deep into the world of a new trend: professional cuddling. O'Neill then talks about a guy who got his goat recently. It's been a while...but it's time for some cougar talk. After that, a listener email gets O'Neill riled up. This episode just keeps packin' the laughs cause after that, we get into the world of robosexuals. Then, it's time for after the

Hey, weenies and weenettes, it's another episode of Danish and O'Neill, and this one's extra special cause our old pal, Andrew DeWitt, joins us in studio. O'Neill starts us off on the right foot by discussing the touching gift his family gave him for Christmas. Then, we break down an article that takes us into a magical world of people who don't see themselves as human. Hint: they like to swim and frolic and swimming pools, puddles, and other bodies of water. Then, we talk some mukbang, the art of web cam eating that is taking over South Korea. After that titillating story, we talk about Pakistan's "Hulk-man". This guy has a bright future. Listen safely and please don't run with lollipops in your mouths.

We start off this week's episode with O'Neill as skeptical as ever. He doesn't believe that a muscular man with a mustache had a bald eagle on his arm in an airport (despite video evidence that shows said event happening). Danish gives an update about his battle over his holiday flight from hell. After that, we head to O'Neill's home state of Indiana to tell a beautiful feel-good story about a strip club and church. Next, we detail the world of competitive kegeling. Come on, everybody, start competing! Then, it's time to gather your children around for a long story that blows O'Neill's mind and may have ruined his life. And no, it's not about mountain lions. Then, it's a grab bag of grab-ass. Shinpei, everyone. Shinpei.

In the first actual episode of 2017, Danish and O'Neill unleash some serious audio ass whippery. Right off the bat, we learn that O'Neill's mother isn't a snitch. We also learn that Australians don't call farts "farts". Danish goes over his flawless holiday vacation, leaving no detail unturned. After that, we put our investigative reporting hats on to expose people scamming the support animal industry. O'Neill details a NYE wedding he attended that was full of horses. Danish tells a tale that proves his old man has been holding out when it comes to unbelievable animal tales. O'Neill recommends a film. Danish discusses a potentially nefarious story that could involve GSP (allegedly). There's some VERY brief NFL talk. We get into what happened to Ronda Rousey in her last fight. O'Neill reads some classy fan emails. There's even some post show Steven Seagal talk. What else do you want? Nothing. Well, maybe a 2017 horse calendar. But hey, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometim

Happy new year, everybody. To start the year off right, Danish and O'Neill cooked up one humdoozy of a show. O'Neill shares breaking Bushman news. Well, not really, but there is a "where's Bushman" update, which is a lot harder than Where's Waldo ever was. Speaking of updates, we talk some Nick Diaz. In a story that's right in the Danish and O'Neill wheelhouse, we discuss a security guard visibly pleasuring himself under his khakis on an NFL field, as he stands about five feet away from cheerleaders. We pay homage to the inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver and discuss a beautiful eulogy for one hell of a man. We try to tackle Dikembe Mutombo's full name (just like his dingus...it's a mouthful...allegedly). The Danish thinks he found O'Neill's soulmate and tells him about her. We also tackle a story about what could be the most annoying support animal ever. In yet another story, we talk about two brave women thwarting an armed robber with sex toys. O'Neill shares a listener's harrowing tale of never f

Shinpei, everyone and welcome to yet another episode of Danish and O'Neill. We recap our weekend hanging out with GSP and his bff David Loiseau. Then, we get into a GREAT story about fan favorite, Dikembe Mutombo. The audio is just gold, baby. After that, we discover that someone we know is working on the Bill Cosby trial. For you gearheads, there's some O'Neill automotive talk. For the first time ever, we have a Razor Ramon story on the show. About damn time! Then, we get to what you guys all know and love: some hardcore mountain lion talk (or cougar, whichever nomenclature you prefer). There's a quick Seagal update. O'Neill has a shocking tale to tell about his family. Danish discusses something that happened at the Y that really upset him. There's some other shenanigans as well. Farty on, Wayne.

Awwwww yeah, you and your mother's favorite podcast is back for another great week of content. We come out of the gate HOT with a story about a young North Carolina boy's run-in with a Santa. Next, we get to a mannequin challenge that resulted in some arrests. Keeping with the theme of criminals, we discuss a story about a woman who gave cops more than they bargained for when they arrested her. Next stop, Delaware, for a sex shop that has a Santa outside, so kids can take pics with him. After that, there's a LONG awaited Gary Keillor update! Then, right back to criminals for a Walmart round-up. O'Neill refuses to admit that Indiana is losing it when we talk about a story out of Bloomington. Danish discusses some sauna chemistry. We also discuss the story of a woman whose last name is Hotlodes who loves nachos. We close the show with some brief MMA talk. Enjoy the show, ya weirdos.

This week's show comes (with an "o") live from Raleigh, North Carolina, where we were doing a road gig. We open the show discussing a story of bad showmanship from the world of weightlifting. Next, we get into our bread and butter, some good old fashioned mountain lion talk. After that, we stay on the animal path (not like that!) with a saaaaad, sad story about a couple and their dog, Harvey. Then, the action continues with a new "job" we think will generate lots of revenue. O'Neill does some farm talk, and he gets to participate in his first ever Y report. Enjoy the show, and keep the change, ya filthy animals.

Well hello, loyal listener. Apparently, you've come (with an "o") back for more creamy Danish and O'Neill goodness. On today's episode, O'Neill tells about his run-in with coyotes. Next, we discuss Nick Diaz's appearance on the Opie Radio Show. After that, we congratulate our favorite actor, Steven Seagal, on getting his Russian passport. We follow up on an item from last week's show: the prestigious toy hall of fame. We also report on a GREAT new game available on your phone. For our next two tricks, we discuss some school related topics. After that, we find that NASA has issued a challenge and think we're the men for the job. A long awaited Y report is given, and it's juuuuuuuicy. Long live the lambada.

Howdy, partners. Wow, what an episode. Where to begin? How about the beginning? The theme song really came in full throttle this week. It will get your blood pumpin' and burn at least 80 calories (allegedly). To start off, O'Neill shows off his business prowess by recalling an unbelievable idea he had back in the day that's making headlines lately. We briefly get into a new Thanksgiving term. Spread it like gonorrhea. Danish tells a story about two British laaaaadies and then we switch gears and start talking about Connie Mac (briefly). For fans of the air raid siren, this next segment will really wet your (meat) whistle. We discuss what colleges are doing to soothe students who are disappointed by the result of the election. After that, we explain why Italy is the leading country when it comes to pervertry. Barb sends in yet another story, and this time it's about a shocking case of domestic abuse that is not being talked about. O'Neill gets a real kick out of an article about the toy hall of f

Hola. Como estas? On this very special episode of Danish and O'Neill (episode 69), we get into all sorts of shenan-foolery (new hybrid word I just made up). We report on some "shinhai" follow up. O'Neill is upset about 60 Days In, while Danish is deeply saddened. Danish presents O'Neill with two more Halloween tampering cases. Will he deny the truth??? We then discuss this UNBELIEVABLE video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=gEDaCIDvj6I Riding a wave of martial arts, we then break down UFC 205 and discuss our thoughts on Connie Mac. Danish presents a new segment called "reading the day-to-day calendar". Danish shares a story about terrorist owls. Finally, it's a return to an article about horses (you know what I'm saying, wink wink). And there's more, but you'll find out when you listen. Hakuna matata.