Submarine And A Roach

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the only podcast out of the black diaspora that will not be discussing Omah Lay this week. But we talk about other things: Kunle Afolayan Mr Mayowa and his sexy books Love is Blind Using Mental Health and Trauma to Manipulate Relationships Tmt is on an alcohol hiatus What's currently keeping us going in life? Tap in!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into: Jola calling Tmt out on bleaching his skin Ozempic and BBLs Love is Blind Drake, Muscle Relaxants, and Usher's Super Bowl performance Shallipoppi on The Receipts Podcast Is Nigeria Bottom-Up or Top-to-Bottom Bad? Being ethically rich The worst jobs they've ever done Enjoy!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

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Dem a wicked but we a' wickeder. The powers that be got the pod got kicked off spotify and Apple podcasts. but we're still on google pods, iheart radio and some other streamers. Enjoy this interlude while we get our ducks in a row. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute riot. The episode kicks off with Tmt sharing WANI's message requesting the retirement of the "good fish" drop. Mayowa and Koj fire back with their demands, and Tmt thinks they're being utterly unreasonable. Tomi, the guest, chimes in with some choice words for WANI, making the banter even more hilarious. The boys delve into discussing the lengths they would go to promote the podcast, including the possibility of getting sued. They also contemplate how they'd handl

Get ready for an uproarious episode of Submaroach that's jam-packed with humor, insights, and wild stories! In Episode 173, titled "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK," Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa take you on a wild ride through a variety of hilarious topics and offbeat conversations. First up, Koj flaunts his newly curated soundboard, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. The laughter starts rolling as they discuss the unconventional practice of wearing condoms casually outside of sexual activity, including Mayowa's insane tale of sporting one on Third Mainland Bridge! Things take a quirky turn as they talk about "fashionable fishes" and how the aquatic inhabitants under Third Mainland Bridge manage to stay fly in the latest drip. It's a conversation you won't want to miss! Tmt premieres a Christmas jingle by his new band, Easy Love Society, and the guys review it with their signature humor and wit. They also playfully jest about Nigerians being "xenophobic" towards fellow Nigerians retur

In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue. But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects: Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight. Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their unique take on how to party with grace and dignity in the vibrant streets of Lagos. Jonathan Majors running through the streets with his woes: Dive into the world of Jonathan Majors and his adventures, and find out who or what his "woes" might be. OdumoduBlvck & Wike: Explore the curious connection between OdumoduBlvck and Wike, and prepare for some humorous speculations. North West and Deto Black: The hosts share their thoughts on North West and Deto Black, offering a unique perspective on these i

Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change. But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable discipline sessions dished out by their parents. The stories are as entertaining as they are relatable. As the episode unfolds, they switch gears to discuss the ever-entertaining world of pop culture. Lil Nas X and Donawon take the spotlight, and the hosts offer their humorous takes on these cultural phenomena. But just when you thought you'd heard it all, Tmt drops a bombshell—breaking news about his driver being in custody for shoplifting! The unexpected twist adds a dose of real-life drama to the episode and leaves e

Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions. First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track. Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine and A Roach mixtape, and Koj is thoroughly impressed. He declares Tmt one of the most talented beings on the planet, and the banter is just getting started. Get ready for a heartwarming moment as Koj proudly recounts his father's praise, calling him one of the best drivers he knows. It's a touching and funny story that adds a personal touch to the episode. Tmt shares his unique experience mentoring school students at a fair, where he introduced them to the world of podcasting and even recorded an

On this poetry-heavy episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys discuss A LOT! As usual, the shits are funny and you're guaranteed a laugh or two. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics. First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started! Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and cheeky banter as they explore Teni's journey. Hold onto your seats as Tmt and Koj tackle a serious issue with their trademark humor—the Lagos State Government Budget and alleged misappropriation of funds. Their take on this scandal will leave you in stitches. But the hilarity doesn't stop there. They dig up Buju aka BNXN's old tweets and give them the comedic treatment they deserve. You won't believe what they find! Finally, get ready for an incredible improv session as they make sentences using Nig

Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into - Fashion - Music - Lawyers in Nigeria - Football and a whole lot more...ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include: Sam Klef, Nedu and the State of Nigerian Podcasting Blackface and OdumoduBlvck The worth of Afrobeat catalogues from the 90's Tmt TURNING PUSSY! Lagos Fashion Week & Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu Twitter Folks and Projecting Perfection On People Koj & Reverse Racism Mayowa introduces us to the novel "Only Big BumBum Matters Tomorrow" Note that any stories that suggest irresponsible driving were told purely for comedic intent and are made up. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14. After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies! Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work! Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

This week the entire Submarine and a Roach crew sit with THEE GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED Kah-Lo. We get into the #PainAndPleasure of the entertainment industry. The Glam and... paperwork. Our conversations range from Donald Trump, her earlier inspirations for success, recently picking up DJing, her hilarious nephews and she also has a lil' smoke for Tmt. Get into it! Listen to Kah-Lo's new album Pain/Pleasure here: https://t.co/IHOchMdMht --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety". A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide. Please find links to the book below! Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria here: https://cassavarepublic.biz/product/love-offers-no-safety/ Love offers no safety is available internationally here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Offers-No-Safety-Nigerias/dp/1913175480 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message