Your Mom's House With Christina P. And Tom Segura

  • Autor: Vários
  • Narrador: Vários
  • Editora: Podcast
  • Duração: 1291:32:29
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Sinopse

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Episódios

  • 426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    13/12/2017 Duração: 01h41min

    Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star.  Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can sue Tina (He can).  You looking for free rent? Come over to my house and beat me, pee on me. Try it out.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    06/12/2017 Duração: 01h41min

    A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies.  J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler.  This episode is full of laughs and love. Get all up in there like it's the night before your 70th birthday.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    29/11/2017 Duração: 01h28min

    This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building.  This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday.  By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS.  PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails.    Say No More, just listen, JEAN.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    22/11/2017 Duração: 01h31min

    Jeans Within! Jeans Within!  Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary.  PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the listener submitted.  AND we have a transracial woman, well, she sure sounds like one. What do you think?  Charles Manson is dead! John Daly hates water! and "Do you 69 at 69"?? Get into it, Jeans.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    15/11/2017 Duração: 01h26min

    When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean! Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?! PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    08/11/2017 Duração: 01h44min

    The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you.  And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it.  We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks.  Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    01/11/2017 Duração: 01h45min

    Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny. We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy.  We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore! MACHINES WITHIN!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 419-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    25/10/2017 Duração: 01h56min

    The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines Within and of course a Dental Update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    18/10/2017 Duração: 01h39min

    If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode).  Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there.  And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well.  Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    11/10/2017 Duração: 01h24min

    This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I.  We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back.  When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands?  Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    04/10/2017 Duração: 01h34min

    What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation.  Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 415-Tom Papa-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    27/09/2017 Duração: 01h21min

    If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person.  The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down.  We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them.  PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so.  Pull those jeans up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 414-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    20/09/2017 Duração: 01h13min

    If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO! Tommy shot a special in Denver over the weekend. We recap the festivities for you PLUS now Tina is the one with sick jeans.  Dad boner with a snow blower? Yes. We have great emails from you and more.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    13/09/2017 Duração: 01h57min

    When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild.  We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes! All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub.  Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    06/09/2017 Duração: 01h40min

    This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time.  We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more.  Make sure you put on sunblock under your jeans before you listen to this one, Jean. It was after all recorded in Breast Balls Beach, Florida.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    30/08/2017 Duração: 01h57min

    Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form.  We break it down. Everything.  How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad. Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains? is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a thing.  Sit back, relax and let this one flow.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    23/08/2017 Duração: 01h25min

    If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them! Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more?  AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean.  When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot.  Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    16/08/2017 Duração: 01h24min

    What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan. Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions.  We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    09/08/2017 Duração: 02h08min

    What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay? What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you.  PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing.  AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • 407-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    02/08/2017 Duração: 01h30min

    We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live.  We have some great listener emails this episode PLUS a dad boner that gives Canadian highway dad a run for his money.  And a white girl that uses BIG WORDS prompts a debate - Do you ever accept white people doing that?  Wait til you hear Kim Ahn and Mr. Rub Rub Rub together.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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