Ten Ideas

SQUAWK, this week we're amended by Sudi Green (SNL, the show) and Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas, the p'cast). SQUAWK, we talk about Godgirl, sapient chick'ns, stinky babies you flush, and Thrills Day. SQUAWK, no one wants to hear Taylor's school dance story. Not even me, him as a parrot, SQUAWK.

Old friends Mike Spence and Andrew Farmer are on the Ten Ideas HOT SEAT this week, and they're reppin' nose gills, bed wheels, new feels, cool mills, and of course, as you'd guess those dang triplets de Belleville. Also, Anna got a dog.

Ana Fabrega and Lorelei Ramirez make STAR TURNS in a Ten Ideas first: one of our hosts is beset by disaster and is MISSING! Can Ana and Lorelei carry the show with only one host? Will any ideas be about skeletons? How much toxin can orphans "take"? Can your boyfriend board your Quit Blimp? The answers to all these questions (yes but just barely, yes of course look at the episode image, in reality very little, yes) lie just beyond this episode of Ten Ideas!

Josh Sharp (stand up, sit down, all round Clown Town) and Ryan Haney (currently acquitted of all charges) visit Ten Ideas this week, the ONLY Antifa-Comd-P'cast, to RADICALLY EXPERIMENT with the format of the show. We're trying something new! But don't worry, all your favorite goofs still happen: dust falls off things when you pick them up, Damn Daniel goes to golden corral, Sophia Vergara's unveils her Jamaican accent, and of course allllll the busboys at Sardine's take a seat to help with dessert.

PREPARE for a PRE-ELECTION blast from the pASSt. Taylor mis-labeled this episode and so it never got released in 2016. But we found it! Guests Patti Harrison (@party_harderson) and Jes Tom (jestomdotcom.com) have been mellowing in our cellar like a reserve chablis and [chef kissing fingers motion] ooooh, it's a come out-a so nice. LISTEN to what people sounded like before Trump was president. What a soothing refreshment! And of course we got your standard Ten Ideas stalwarts like ghost apps, canyon faces, chimneys but for cold, and we're all stars now, IN THE GHOST SHOW.

Spooky boy Michael Wolf is on the show this week (This a weekly show, don't forget!) and he's brought a heapin' helpin' of good ideas: ie, eg, etc, a vow of silence for young'uns, leg wheels, and probably more than just those two, but there's only ONE WAY to find out! Ask him in person! Will Anna and Taylor solve the mystery?

Spooky boy Michael Wolf is on the show this week (This a weekly show, don't forget!) and he's brought a heapin' helpin' of good ideas: ie, eg, etc, a vow of silence for young'uns, leg wheels, and probably more than just those two, but there's only ONE WAY to find out! Ask him in person! Will Anna and Taylor solve the mystery?

WHOA! Look at this. Dana Clinkman is our guest this week. I've heard of a "natural fit" but a "guest who's a hit"? This is ridiculous! Dana should host the show. Taylor should quit. We asked and YOU decided. JK, we didn't ask. This is not a democracy. On this week's episode: jumping, islands, nurses, chubby little truthers, sippy piggies, Hillary wins, big mama swaddlin', crossfit, toys and (fan favorite) rose-tube crack-pipes. All aboard.

Well, we got fired from our positions as Donald Trump's campaign managers, so we're back at it with this week's Ten Ideas. Allow us and our new pals Sudi Green and Nick Packard to invite you to our dinner bed for bed dinner, calmly explain to your 14-year-old that god doesn't exist, make out for an hour and then, yep you guessed it, switch buttholes. Standard meet 'n' greet, really.

Tallie Medel of Cocoon Central Dance Team and star of The Arbalest (SXSW 2016 Grand Jury Prize Winner) swings by the ol' Idea Distribution Center this week to show us her jury and just how grand it is. Come for the communal eye drops, but stay for blood drinks, Bambulance, dogs with human eyes, and a dark, marching band vision of a shutter-based dystopian future. I mean, this one's got everything folks.

Dan Glaser, funniest mom on twitter.com, is proudly astride the Ten Ideas carousel this week. Which wonderful wooden horse will he choose: Nutgloves, Handals, Good Pains, Dr. Hercules, Mommy's Little Quidditch Team, Cat with Down's Syndrome, or Painera Bread? Only one way to find out, this week on Ten Ideas.

This week, performance artist and comedian Tim Platt deep dives into our dark, dark waters to fish out woke pastas, wind beaches, beta fish, alpha fish, and a new kind of triangle that makes you go insane. Come for the quiet, bone chilling whispers but stay for the Bad Cave Town Show Choir and Laser Light Show. Seriously, stay. You don't have a choice.

POWER COUPLE ALERT: Bowen Yang and Halle Kiefer are on the show, and they came here to do two things: give you an excellent $30 (with tip) haircut and make you watch them curl one out while they do it. Also: reputation farms, opera grunts, BizLing, and this time Taylor remembered to bring the bells! It's Christmas in June!

This week, JD Amato, comedy bon vivant impresario, host of the 12 Hour Podcast, and Executive High Commander of the Chris Gethard Show comes to life in our little magical cabinet and we talk about some KILLER (wink wink) ideas. Sneaky taxes, the new profane lexicon, Yakkity Dogs, and of course, growing up in graveyards w/ Ghoulie Pappas. Next stop DARKTOWN. All aboard.

Jo Firestone, she of Dr. Gameshow (Mondays on WFMU!), she of Chris Gethard Show (Wednesdays on Fusion!), she of lists of Comedians 2 Watch (Every couple of weeks on the Internet!) is our guest this week and it looks as if we MIGHT have a new Ten Ideas Champion. Like a duck to water or a man to a tall egg, Jo is at home and at play on the beach of tall buses, genital grade-curving services, Lil' Itchies, and human parking garages. This episode will make you feel like you're IN Venice Beach: No rules, just right.

Writer, actor and Virginia Woolf truther Susan Casey is in the Ten Ideas saddle this week and she's bringin' good sugar to your front-butt, magnets for your virus, purples for your monies, and a sleeping bag for the subway trip to Kiev. You DO NOT need the permission of a man to listen to, like a lot, or subscribe to this episode of Ten Ideas.

This week, author-poet-trumpetboy-handsomeman Mark Vigeant is in the Ten Ideas balloon parade and he's creatin' jobs, f***in' bugs, fighitin' birds, slowin' trucks, tweetin' bits, portrayin' women, and not wantin' snacks. FYI, this episode contains one of the greatest Ten Ideas songs we've ever laid down. So get them earplugs in and come with us. June the 8th be with you.

One look at our guest Michael Kayne's hip new wet spot and you'll cancel that vacation, tear up your save-the-date funeral invitation, stomp your racist hermit crab to death, and set aside the rest of your life to listen to this hot new episode, guv'nah!

Mmmmmm, grip that hot bog salad with both hands and sidle up to the dulcet groans of Nicole Silverberg (Reductress, GQ) and Cory Palmer (The Chris Gethard Show, UCB) as we use all the vocal space available to us in the new Ten Ideas Cathedral (yes, we are avail for weddings and occult sanctums).

This week on the still-wet-with-afterbirth Ten Ideas resurrection, we dust off our two RealDolls (and two real dolls), Langan Kingsley and Aaron Jackson, hardcore FotS, to discuss fake lakes, universal hunger/underwear, camouflage for pets, Dickensian chic, Mr. Mime and of course Andy Serkis's Anti-Circus. Come like us on Facebook so we can chat online, how bout it?