Ten Ideas

Writer and comedian Joe Stanton is right here, right now, and he's brought enough pico de gotta-go for everyone! Spread it on the wet walls of the ham pit (not the befouled one) and dig in. For real tho, NOT the befouled one.

Alexis Pereira has some ideas, and what better place to sonically display them than here on Ten Ideas? Nowhere! This week, we're all about solving probs (short for problems). Too many bees in your "product"? You're covered. Terrible prosecco at your famous murder mystery party? We fix it. Apartheid, how to behave when hungry, and how to get rid of two strippers named Kleenex and Drain are all probs we solve, this week on Ten Ideas.

Kirk Larsen and Dan Chamberlain are back this week and they've got cheeks full of flavored milk to squirt into you! Watch out for land boats, fleet week, tooth paint, cord lifts, and dance jail. Because they are certainly watching out for you. Tenth caller gets balcony tickets to a matinee of Canoosies!, the new current events/native crafts inspired Disney musical. Sorry.

Dan Chamberlain!? Kirk Larsen!? TOO much talent and charm!? Scoots!? Suicide pillows!? Kissing presidents!? Knife tapping sounds!? Babybird restaurants!? This is Ten Ideas, the @Midnight of podcasts where everything's great and a real big deal.

Inside every Easter Bunny Costume is a man dressed as Jesus, and inside this episode is man named Dom Manzolillo! This episode of Ten Ideas has WALL2WALL attitude and if you don't believe me, listen to this: Sex Catapults. Tell your table captain to order a hot trough of these ideas!

We're back from Spring Break! And like a couple of hot co-eds gettin wild for the cameras, we've brought our besty, Katie Simon, she of Legs For Days and Former Business Partners to get this party started. Ryan got his hair braided AND hepatitis. Taylor got a tribal arm tat and also hepatitis. But YOU got a great episode of Ten Ideas headed straight for your hepatitis hole. Get hip to hep and follow Katie Simon @kmsimon

Friend of the show, Halle Kiefer is our guest this week and she's brought a sack with her, a sack heavy and wet with new goths, fake funerals, rechargeable batteries, thin little bagels, herbed gums, and bloodied but very much alive 9 year-olds. Listen as she dumps her sack up your ear caves! Find her @hallekiefer.

Matt Dennie and Josh Sharp, janus headed comedy duo darlings of the UCBNY, hop on the Ten Ideas stationary motorcycle this week to rap about pregnancy-terminating accordions, cat kicks, speech karaoke, merlove, and hot gossip ticker tape machines for modern busy-body oil barons. This episode would be PERFECT for an elephant.

Ten Ideas' (sp?) favourite , Halle Kiefer, joins us this week to use the British spelling of favorite and talk about magic mirrors, gifts of the magi, big ol boobs, platonic gimps, snack-crackers, sex olympics, trained fireflies for indoor lighting, and my (Taylor's) favorite idea of all time but i won't tell you what it is because I think you'll enjoy being surprised by it. You're welcome! Halle Kiefer is wonderful. Find her @hallekiefer.

TEN IDEAS ROLL CALL! Guest Brian Glidewell, here! Bear Backs, here! Opus Dei, here! Babysplaining, here! Water Bags, here! Capt. Creemcheese? Capt. Creemcheese? He's out of town. Okay! Ryan Raps, here! The Corningware Story Colon Chapter Two, here!

"Listen up, ghouls and ghoulettes, for the brilliant and available Brian Glidewell is in the studio this week to dish! He's got all the gossip little ghoulettes crave, you know- fake palindromes, sweaty mummies, gored up hankies, and fake stars just to name a few. It's a progressive rock spectacle you can't "afford" to miss!" -Zagat's

Shaun Diston returns this week to discuss nightshades, Baby Warren Zevon, and tooth ringus. But that's not all, oh no. Rolling Stone's Peter Travers stops by to review the hit of the summer, Michael Keaton's Multiplicity! Plus, the boys learn a valuable lesson from the classic Greek legend of Orifice and Edifice. This episode is guaranteed to fit into your head hole and get reeeal wet. Check out Shaun on his own wonderful show the Shauncast at theshauncast.podbean.com or by googling "shauncast" or by itunes, like a normal.

Glenn Boozan and Shaun Diston are temping in the Ten Ideas office this week. Consider yourself looped in on our discussion vis-a-vis gait shifting, Terry Gross's desk shrew, and how to crush up and snort a whole Barry Bonds. Then we'll break into small groups, with discussions led by Sir David Allen Greer and of course, time-travelling baby elephant, Kareem Abdul Babar. After that we'll do a deep dive on lick vids and call it a day. We make a great team, don't we?

Pack up your French Squeeze and reverse telescopes and join excellent guest Dan Hodapp over at Scarlett Johanssen's Chimpy Treehouse for an episode of Ten Ideas that is, frankly, going to knock your socks off. Definitely one of the top ten things God ever did. Definitely.

From Tokyo to Toledo, it's panda plugs, horsey sauce, crawberries, and the cool broad Dad brought home as far as the eye can see! And here to guide us through these treasures is Dan Hodapp and his fantastical, bombastical Miami Sound Machine! ACHTUNG: please do not ingest the pearlescent liquid excreted by the Sound Machine. Dan Hodapp is funny, handsome, and currently starring in a very new, very good play by the guy who wrote Urinetown! It's called "Give the People What They Want" and you should go get tickets here (http://thepit-nyc.com/show/give-the-people-what-they-want-5/)

Ten Ideas has found its official POWER COUPLE this week in Diana Kolsky and Murf Meyer, who came by and dropped off the most unhinged, idea-packed episode of Ten Ideas yet. Behold listener, for here cometh teacup quarterbacks, the new 2014 Honda Civet, Damian Price and his Incredible Ghost Hunting Wolf Spiders, and a man whose hobby is "torsos." You can see Murf and Diana on The Chris Gethard Show, soon to be on Comedy Central, and hear them every week on their great podcast Menage a Trois.

Bonjour et bienvenue! Fan favorites Langan Kingsley and Aaron Jackson are back on the show this week and they deliver 55 minutes of pure, ecstatic joy as usual. Come for the RIVER RAPS, stay for the long-con bus ride to Claire's. Then stay even longer because you're an adult now and your dad isn't in charge of you anymore so you can do whatever you want because you're almost 21 and you're a grownup and maybe next year you won't even come home for Thanksgiving so everybody better stop treating you like a baby because you're not a baby, you're a grown woman.

Karin Hammerberg, Cory Palmer, and Asa Boy return this week in an episode that, let's be honest, blows last week's episode out of the water. Why do we keep the episodes in water? Because they breathe through gills. Tl;dr there's some toppest notch bits in this one. Best appearance by a pomegranate, for sure.

This week, Taylor and Ryan are joined in the studio by power thruple Cory Palmer, Karin Hammerberg, and Asa Boy. Listen in as they pull the old sheet off zit clubs, wish chips, tape skins, poo-nalyzers, and tele-barbers. Plus some pretty rad ideas from listeners! Rad! You like rad!

This week, Ryan and Taylor towel off Ryan's undercarriage and head off, a proud lone duo, into the grocery tunnels of S.F.X. masses, wet fireworks, vacationing fish, 'bull'dozers, and the Museum of Natural History. 20% off to anyone who doesn't snapchat during the show.