Ten Ideas

Anna and Siobhan are back this week to guide us sherpalike out of the world's biggest Duane Read and to oversee our body donation process after it inevitably doesn't end well. Where shall our skulls go? The set of NBC's "Whitney" probably. Plus: baby weapons, transition contacts, more coffin stuff, designer destiny birthmarks, and ALL HAIL THE SUBWAY GODS, LORDS OF THE TRACK, LET THEM RISE AGAIN, BEHOLD THE YELLOW PRINCE OF THE 6 TRAIN. Kisses!

This week, the Tenideagineers have really "got" it all! They got Anna Rubanova; they got Siobhan Thompson; they got garden gloves and meat hands; they got pampkin savers; they got a little brick house on toppies of them; they got hamsta-skates; they got a Tyler Perry re-make of Designing Women. Basically? They got it all baby.

Kirk Larsen and Matt Hobby join us again this week to freeze/unfreeze Mitzy Skittles, get nuts on the crack track, and trick Kirk into saying something really, really horrible. Directed by Stephen Spillberg.

Like Jesus Christ will in the future, Ten Ideas has returned from the dead to judge you and fight the devil. We are back from our sojourn in the wilderness and we've brought back Zebra Bridges, bat mouth, and some astronaut ice cream from the wilderness souvenir shop. With us this week are brothers-in-arms Kirk Larsen and Matt Hobby. Finally, a podcast giving voice to white men!

Toss another Peaty on the fire, Halle Kiefer's come to visit and she's brought a necktie full of Christmas goose! Just sign here, and here, and here. Great, here's your Pour Store membership card. That'll get you an extra 2 weeks in the polar bear enclosure. You're Welcome. Little Windsor will see you out.

Sexually explicit roller-coasters. Cantelope prizes. Sex plantys. Acceptable balls. That's the menu for today. The old baby says you can pick two for 5 or get all three for 16. Don't look old baby in the eye. Just put the lira on the counter. Yes, by the limoncello. With special guest Briiiiiiaaaan GLIDEwell.

There you are, novelist and comedian and guest Brian Glidewell! Come inside, you're making me nervous. There, sit on the Shea's lounge and tell me what kind of hat the President should wear while we gaze upon the pigeon fire. Why yes, you can see it out the window, towering over the old pyramid at the end of the street. Some say that pyramid is haunted, but I don't believe in such things. Or do I?

Put on your daddy hats and join Ryan and Taylor in the studio this week as they discuss global button sizes (not as boring as it sounds!), pockets in the middle of shirts (EXACTLY as boring as it sounds!) and what exactly would constitute a witch's breakfast. They'll be joined this week by Florence Griffith Joyner's stopwatch-headed, glass hoofed homunculi, who you can see every week at Harold night at the UCB theater probably.

For our Anniversary "Special" commemorating our first year, we asked our beloved guests Langdgan Kingslime and Aaron Frisson-Bise to reach deep in the big box of old ideas and retread some random samples from the show's past. But first we got them pretty drunk. Mazel Tov!

This week, we crown the first year of Ten Ideas with one of the most delirious, intense, and wonderful hours in the shows brief but luminous history. And who better to facilitate our ascent to Godhood than Langan Kingsley and Aaron Jackson, husband and wife child-kings of the Ten ideas guest roster. It's been a year of delight and horrors, of madness and benign senescence, of butter and birds, and we couldn't have done it with anyone but you. Email your ideas, and small but thoughtful birthday checks to wehavetenideas@gmail.com

This week, Ten Ideas champions Langan Kingsley and Aaron Jackson revisit the show and stuff gets weird. Stuff gets mean. Stuff gets wet. Stuff gets wet, weird and mean. Grocery coats, hell-mouths, emergency fractal axes, and more. Like a rape whistle in Hell, Ten Ideas provides an illusion of hope in a world clearly out to get you. Join us, won't you? Doesn't that sound fun?

Five hundred ideas. Five. Hundred. Ideas. With special guest/lone voice of moral conscience, J.D. Amato. Allahu Akbar!

J.D. Amato of the Chris Gethard Show visits us in the Ten Ideas Audio Capturing Parlor this week to crack open a fresh big rabbit and chew the fat while we carve out it's good potato stuffing. We clear the requisite classics, a new holiday, complicated pants technology as well as some new sights and wonders like chainsaw cops and magic buckwheat bowls, all this week on your favorite burden of the middles class, Ten Ideas. Send YOUR ideas to wehavetenideas@gmail.com.

Renaissance man and creepy uncle, Will Storie joins us again this week as we search for the youngest bridesmaid, Woody's window, the beast of Columbus Circle, and all the other hidden mysteries the world holds tantalizingly out of reach. We all float on, indeed.

Who has time to read the Bhagavad Gita these days, am I right? Nobody! So after you towel off and flip the DairyFairy on, snuggle into your Perspex easy chair and listen to this excellent episode with party-animal/visual artist, Will Storie. Will is a great guest, so never mind the detractor plaque and oh no, here comes the ratcloud.

Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore along with guests Riley Soloner and Yoni Lotan would like to apologize to the following people/entities: grandmothers, sailors, people who have weddings and baby showers, Bjork, Wesley Snipes, the rest of the Bjork-Snipes household, Billy Bush's children if he has any, Tom Waits, Tom Waits' children if he has any, bank tellers, the Schiavo family, all listeners of Ten Ideas, all listeners' of Ten Ideas children if they have any, anyone who has ever been kidnapped or had a kidnapped loved one, actor Tom Hardy, and the Greeks. So sorry.

Yoni Lotan, host of the upcoming Yoni Time! on the Official Comedy Network, dons his favorite urban camouflage and stalks his way into the Ten Ideas studio to pitch us on big ol' tennis balls, wet jackets, onion volcano hibachi carts, and why he can't make Mrs. Tyler-Moore's service later this afternoon. SEnd your ideas to wehavetenideas@gmail.com

Comedians and improvisors Aaron Jackson and Patrick Noth tap dance their way into the studio and the hearts of our listeners all over he world this week as they hold us down and install tiny cameras behind our eyes before riding off on their donkey/cockroach hybrids into a sunset far beyond our tiny indoor clouds. Did we see that coming? Was there any sense of violence, of danger? Of course there twasn't. I blame those canes and top hats they were wearing. Who'd have thunk? email YOUR ideas to wehavetenideas@gmail.com XOXOXOXO

So, we had a catastrophic hardware failure and lost today's episode with JD Amato, which was going to be called "Abel Hanovers". Until we come back next week with all new episodes, please enjoy this re-broadcast of our lowest-rated, but most beloved episode from nearly a year ago. This comes from way back, so you'll notice the echo in the sound, the general sense of confusion, and Ryan sounding like he's scared to be in the same room with Taylor.

Little Mikey Scollins (@mikescollins) pops his little furry head out of his little bitty hidey hole to squeak some great ideas up at us! Regard some: sequels and prequels for boardgames, Shazam for smells, soft power battleships, nemesis e-matching, our fist ever call for less holidays, and smart animal team-ups. So crack open a couple of normal ones, tell your giant mantis to hold all your text alerts, and listen in.