Off The Meter With Jimmy Failla

Will Hines, UCB Hero and comic book snob, came by to talk Robin Williams and no-show telemarketing jobs. Dean Imperial too us inside a monstrous Taxi rumor involving an academy award winning actress.

Chris Gethard came by to discuss life as an elephant friendly PT Barnum. We also got into courting Diddy, eavesdropping on Jay Z, and the underworld that envelopes most of NYC. Jonathan Randall's entertainment report focused heavily on class warfare in the Emmy death montage. Dean Imperial explained why liberals are now flocking to Vatican City to dump gatorade on the pope.

Kevin Allison, storytelling legend and KINK impresario, stopped by to talk about the good old days in the gay community, aka FIRE-PLAY. We also got into dating advice and the underworld of Chicago. Big Game Comic Chris Laker stopped by to talk tumultuous breakups and the reason you should sleep with your professor. Katie Dolan led us through a scorched earth edition of "This Day In History" and Dean Imperial schooled us on how to avoid another mass shooting.

Pat Dixon explained why everyone's therapist disappears in August. We also got into fat-guy tempers and the fixed tennis match between Bobby Riggs and Billy Jean King.

Dean Imperial stopped by to talk life on the Howard Stern Show, life on the Charlie Rose show, and the fine art of barking in Times Square. We also got into no-show telemarketing gigs and the secret to being popular in high-school.

Jenny Failla, mother of my child, joined me in Louisville Kentucky for a chat about love, gun nuts, and midget tossing. Although we don't condone any of those things, we had no choice but to address them after encountering all of them on our 400 mile motorcycle trip.

Carl Gottlieb, writer of Jaws and The Jerk, gave us the low-down on what it's like to work with Steven Spielberg and Steve Martin. We also got into the reason he wisely turned down an offer from Lorne Michaels to be the first head-writer of Saturday Night Live.

In our last episode before summer break Chloe Hilliard stopped by to talk about the reason women should sleep around in their 20's. Road trip etiquette was also prominently featured as we geared up for a 600 mile trip to a comedy gig. Howard Stern's greatness took us home.

Lena Gatling, mother of the mighty Jelisha, stopped by to discuss raising 3 halfway decent kids in the cultural hotbed of North Carolina. We also discussed the best regional chain restaurants and her weeklong dominance of her daughter's Facebook thread.

Professional Wrestler Dan Barry stopped by to talk about life inside the squared circle. We also got into groupies, gay wrestlers, and the best entrance music to play if you happen to be named "Thunder Bear." Dean Imperial helped stave off a nutritional crisis and broke down the truth behind Colin Powell's email affair.

Pat Dixon and Dean Imperial talk race relations in Detroit and low points for TGI Fridays. We also got into the market for fat prostitutes and the best excuses for pushing someone off a balcony.

Dean Imperial and Jelisha Gatling break down the keys to happiness and fulfillment. We also got into who should and shouldn't be mayor....and why. A lack of empathy guest stars.

Dean Imperial, Joseph James, and Rosie Santana discuss end of life strategies for a pair of stray cats that have had it too good for too long. We also got into the golden age of pro-wrestling and the reason that certain people should never go to Disney without kids.

Rocio Santana, rap video godess, stopped by to dish on hanging with Kanye and Two Chains. We also got into Royal Baby conspiracy theories and the man who ruins your work out.

Rocio Santana and Dean Imperial discuss the worst last names to have on a job interview. We also got into love advice, legal advice, and hooker advice for a team of politicians.

Pat Dixon and Dean Imperial talk racial controversies, Jimmy Carter, and a sex scandal at the NY Times.

Dean Imperial and Vicky Kuperman discuss surprise TV appearances and the hottest selling book on Amazon.com.

Dean Imperial and Jen Failla discussed a fascinating article in the NY Post. They also got into yard-sales, "slacktivism," and the worst lemonade salesman ever. We also got into lawsuits and unanswered celebrity tweets. GREAT FRIEND OF THE SHOW Liz Miele Guest Starred in a weird way.

Here's Dean Imperial and Jelisha Gatling talking about AGT's "Michael Jordan Moment." We also got into the many ways that guys cost themselves sex and Hasid's cost themselves money. Palm Readers, Ryan Gosling, and Jesse Helms guest star.

Here's my man Dean Imperial helping me walk through a legal minefield as I defended the honor of a man who was duped during his last night on earth.