Off The Meter With Jimmy Failla

JL Cauvin stopped by to discuss Reality Appearances that WEREN'T as well the litany of showbiz people that want us dead. We also got into the problem with New York City and burnt down Delis.

Here's Krystyna Hutchinson discussing a Network Television appearance I might be making, a stripper I definitely dated, and a hospital that harvested the organs of a live woman. Family fun, ya'll.

Dean Imperial and Jelisha Gatling talk foot orgasms, fat house pets, and the greatest reality show ever. There's also a lot more talk about playing soccer with a decapitated head than we expected.

Here's Pat Dixon discussing fat jokes, tight-rope walkers, and the problem with driving to Brooklyn. We also got into fighting people in vagina costumes and other high-minded fare.

Big Game Comic Kevin Downey Junior kicked off Las Vegas week to talk about maid-sex, 4pm Guest Spots, and where to find the worst hookers in Vegas. We also got into some real estate advice for Detroit investors as well as the greatest NFL Player to EVER live.

Dean Imperial joined us for a state of the union on the Massachusetts manhunt. We also did a few Colin Quinn impressions and explained exactly when the chase will end and why.

New York Times Best Selling Author Keith Elliot Greenberg stopped by to discuss the Wrestling Match, The Tree Lighting, and The Shooting that took place on December 8, 1980. Along the way he got into the first ever East Coast / West Coast Rap Feud and John Lennon's Amish Period. Keith's new book December 8, 1980 is available wherever fine books are sold.

Dean Imperial stopped by to discuss what it takes to get into cannibalism and the race for the White House. We also got into his hit play "Naked Eyes" which will be @ The Beckett on Theater Row this Sunday. Jordon Ferber came through to promote both his pot addiction and his weekly comedy series @ the Zinc Bar on West 3rd street. Crazy storm coverage guest starred.

Mike McPadden, head writer of Mr. Skin, stopped by to discuss his latest literary masterpiece "If You Like Metallica" which is available wherever fine books are sold. We also got into the utopian version of New York City known as Chicago and explained how a cities top culinary export influences the disposition of it's people. From there it was ALL METALLICA, with a side of Anthrax, Bill Clinton, and suicide by alligator.

Dean Imperial joined us for a heated discussion on the aforementioned subjects. Copycat criminals, bad fathers, and the robot from "Small Wonder" guest starred. Happy National Donut Day.

Dean Imperial joined us to determine which one of our Presidents was the biggest sexual deviant. With the help of listener calls and emails, we were only able to determine one thing, Bill Clinton is a boy scout when compared to his predecessors. A special Memorial Day Weekend edition of "Blame That Tune" was dedicated to the best holiday weekend disaster songs.

Here's the full interview with war hero Deron Steinke, and his incredibly brave brother Matt. Some of you know them as my brothers in law, others probably know them from their multiple appearances on Dateline. Special thanks to Dean Imperial for co-piloting this one.

Dean Imperial joined us to expose the fraud that is "The Ugly App". We also got into Octomom's pornographic offerings as well as Al Qaeda's. Frequent Fox News Contributor Jim Mendrinos stopped by to promote his new play "In Her Wake" and read his fellow Republicans their truth in a way that will probably get him fired.

Comedian Kirk Smith weighed in on the autism epidemic from an extremely informed vantage point. He also gave us some insight into how Paul McCartney socializes in Central Park. The Republican nominating process has ended, but no one told bothered to tell Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich so we decided to lend a hand. We also searched for the perfect running mate for Mitt Romney with "imperfection" being the key attribute for all potential suitors. Kirk's Autism Awareness Blog is www.stoppingpuncheswithmyface.com and we consider it a "MUST READ"

Oscar Winner George Kennedy Stopped by to discuss hanging with OJ, getting hit by a pool cue by Frank Sinatra, and winning his Oscar starring alongside Paul Newman in "Cool Hand Luke". He also explained why he's rooting for George Clooney at the Oscars and why he watches "Casablanca" as much as he does. His New Book "Trust Me" is in stores everywhere and you should buy three copies minimum, if you like show biz and grown up talk. The Googles were presented to a Satan Fighting GOP contender, a steroid using outfielder, and an extremely promiscuous night in New Orleans.

Dan Soder, Big Game Comic and the sporting equivalent of a crackhead's son, stopped by to talk Lin-Sanity, voices that don't match appearances, and comedy festivals that require abs. We also got into the fact that the Knicks resurgence bares a striking resemblance to a Michael J. Fox movie and that Floyd Mayweather is the last person on Earth that should be serving as a societal analyst on Twitter. The Googles were presented to a dog that was never on the roof of Mitt Romney's car, a super model on "Intervention", and a winning TEAM.

First Team All Pro Comic Jesse Joyce took us inside the writing strategy for some of the biggest Comedy Central roasts in history. Along the way he settled a violent dispute over a wether or not a guy can use a gift certificate on a date and explained why sports fans are all a tad insane. There was even a small helping of political analysis having to do with the fine art of Search Engine Optimization. The Googles were presented to a Fox News call to arms, as well as a protest against Mitt Romney that would make Clark Griswald proud.

Stand up Heavyweight Mike Vecchione joined us from Atlantic City for a Super Bowl version of the morning after pill. Madonna, Gisele, and carpooling with a three time champion were all in play. The Googles focused on a great commercial for a lame product as well as the darkest story we'll cover this year that doesn't involve the history of the diamond on your engagement ring.

Freddie C, retired drug dealer who ran the streets from the age of 13, joined us to dish on what it's like to bribe cops, sell drugs in prison, and spend 23 hours a day in solitary confinement. Along the way he explained the two key things you NEED TO KNOW if you want to do drugs, sell drugs, or legalize drugs. The Google Awards focused on shameless book promotion, missing news anchors, and spelling errors on Wheel of Fortune. We also got into Demi Moore's inability to act her age.

Brian Koppelman, writer of "Rounders" and "Oceans Thirteen", phoned in to go toe to toe with our TRUTH SEEKING MISSILE of a host on all things to do with the firing of Letterman Comedy Booker Eddie Brill. Along the way we touched on the end of free speech, the end of the Knicks, and the beginning of Newt Gingrich's swingers club. Rick Perry is gone but according to a new book he is still ON TOP. The Google Awards culminated in an impassioned defense of Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch.