Movie Mastery

  • Autor: Vários
  • Narrador: Vários
  • Editora: Podcast
  • Duração: 306:32:59
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Sinopse

The fellows from System Mastery and friends take to recording bad movies upon request!

Episódios

  • Movie Mastery – The Lair of the White Worm

    08/07/2021 Duração: 01h24min

    In a cult classic that has bigger star power than you might have assumed for such an incredibly stupid movie; we try to make sense of a snake vampire lady and also do the world’s most atrocious Scottish accents.

  • Movie Mastery – American Ultra (2015)

    24/06/2021 Duração: 01h15min

    In the same way that the Taken movies are just fodder for middle-aged dads to imagine that they could be super badass heroes still; this movie is for 20-something burnout stoners to imagine that they could be super badass heroes.

  • Movie Mastery – Tank Girl (1995)

    10/06/2021 Duração: 01h21min

    Back in the era where comic book movies hadn’t quite figured out the formula for success, a little property about a post-apocalyptic riot grrl could flourish as a unique creation. Uniquely BAD! BOOM! Take THAT!

  • Movie Mastery – Vibes (1988)

    27/05/2021 Duração: 01h19min

    The experience of watching this movie is much the same as Goldblum’s character within the movie: mildly amused but mostly just confused about what’s happening and why.

  • Movie Mastery – The Three Musketeers (2011)

    14/05/2021 Duração: 01h11min

    If there’s one element that can turn any concept from drab and boring to thrilling and engaging it’s steampunk. The thing that Alexandre Dumas’ classic tale was missing was scuba gear, airships, and gatling cannons.

  • Movie Mastery – Robot Jox (1989)

    30/04/2021 Duração: 01h12min

    After World War 3 has devastated the planet and war is outlawed, the remaining civilizations decide that the best use of their limited resources is to have giant fuck-off robots punch each other over territory disputes.

  • Movie Mastery – Kate & Leopold (2001)

    16/04/2021 Duração: 01h17min

    The romantic comedy that lets women know that you can finally find love as long as you are willing to leave your job, friends, and family behind in order to be with a man you’ve known for less than a week.

  • Movie Mastery – Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

    01/04/2021 Duração: 01h05min

    Not to be confused with Star Wars: The Cone Wars the TV show. Or Star Wars: Clone Wars the TV show. Or Star Wars: The Clone Wars the video game. This one had a theatrical release that nobody cared about! And we definitely watched it!

  • Movie Mastery – Spawn (1997)

    19/03/2021 Duração: 01h10min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/movie-mastery-spawn.mp3 Back in the 90’s when comics were gritty and the CGI was absolutely terrible, somebody greenlit a movie that’s 85% narration and 15% incredibly poorly done fight scenes.

  • Movie Mastery – On Deadly Ground (1994)

    05/03/2021 Duração: 01h11min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/movie-mastery-on-deady-ground.mp3 We’ve talking about Steven Seagal several times on the podcast before but this is the first time we get to finally sit down and sink our teeth into one of his movies. With a star-studded cast and definitely, for sure not sure Asians playing Native Americans; On Deadly Ground really makes you realize why Seagal became a joke.

  • Movie Mastery – Circle of Iron (1978)

    18/02/2021 Duração: 01h11min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/02/movie-mastery-circle-of-iron.mp3 Inspired by a script from legendary martial artist Bruce Lee, comes Circle of Iron. A movie where a whiny, asshole white guy has people attempt to teach him Zen lessons but he learns nothing and remains the worst.

  • Movie Mastery – Tango & Cash (1989)

    05/02/2021 Duração: 01h10min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/02/movie-mastery-tango-and-cash.mp3 A movie that both of us had heard of but neither of us knew anything about. This film walks the delicate line of being a loving example of its genre and being a complete parody. Also, it gets a sprinkling of Heavy Business!

  • Movie Mastery – Ready Player One (2018)

    21/01/2021 Duração: 01h23min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/01/movie-mastery-ready-player-one.mp3 If you love pop-culture references to things from the 80’s and early 90’s and also nothing else, then this is the adaptation you’ve been waiting for.

  • Movie Mastery – Hardcore Henry (2015)

    08/01/2021 Duração: 01h03min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/01/movie-mastery-hardcore-henry.mp3 We find out if a single gimmick stretched out over an hour and a half can in some way improve upon the action movie genre. Also, Sharlto Copley gets a lot of love in this one.

  • Movie Mastery – Eragon (2006)

    10/12/2020 Duração: 01h11min

      https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/movie-mastery-eragon.mp3   When all the young adult novels were fighting to see who would come out on top, Eragon set itself apart by being written by a teen itself. A teen that had apparently very recently watched Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Then they made a movie. Sort of.

  • Movie Mastery – Cherry 2000

    13/11/2020 Duração: 01h12min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/movie-mastery-cherry-2000.mp3 In a future dystopia where relationships are no more than business contracts, one man has the romantic passion to fall in love with his sex robot. Now he has to head away from future city, to Western Town to pick up a tracker before driving into Post Apocalypse Desert and, hey, Melanie Griffith is here.

  • Movie Mastery – Bad Hair (2020)

    30/10/2020 Duração: 01h15min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/movie-mastery-bad-hair.mp3 A Horrortoberfest special with guest star Chanel from the Arms of the Tide podcast. Thankfully the episode isn’t just two white dudes talking about a very specifically Black woman issue turned into horror movie,.

  • Movie Mastery – Deadcon (2019)

    16/10/2020 Duração: 01h09min

      https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/movie-mastery-deadcon.mp3 You ever wonder what would happen if the internet was haunted and social media was out to get you? Me too. Unfortunately, this movie doesn’t do that and instead is just a haunted hotel room at VidCon. Spooooooky.

  • Movie Mastery – The Whispering Man (2019)

    01/10/2020 Duração: 01h07min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/movie-mastery-the-whispering-man.mp3 Welcome to Day 1 of Horrortoberfest 2020, the year that’s already scary enough that doing this is actually a relief. Get ready for a big heaping helping of nothing as this found footage film tries to scare you with the sound of a guy not able to catch his breath.

  • Movie Mastery – The Shaggy D.A. (1976)

    18/09/2020 Duração: 01h07min

    https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/movie-mastery-the-shaggy-d.a.-1976.mp3 The sequel to the movie that came out almost 20 years before this because “Hollywood has run out of ideas” is nothing new. Whacky hijinks abound in this comedy with a very strangely dark turn towards the end,.

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