Matthew Patrick Torres, 15 Minute Break

China has a new sculpture that looks awfully familiar to anyone who has been to Chicago's Millenium Park. Is it a ripoff or does the old saying "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" apply? Hit play, listen, enjoy, then copy (see what I did there?) and paste the link to your friends.  

Listening to this episode will bring you lots of luck, or at the very least entertain you for about 15 minutes. Matt and Horacio discuss curses and superstitions they grew up with. Hit play on the episode, do you feel lucky, punk?

15 Minute Break has it's first sponsor. An over the counter cure for fussy kids.

After months and months of waiting Matt's dreams finally come true in this episode. We also discuss Jared Fogle's text that has the FBI investigating him. Hit play, enjoy and share with your friends.

We celebrate the life of Rowdy Roddy Piper who left us at the age of 61 and we discuss the baddest woman on the planet, Ronda Rousey. Hit play but don't hit it as hard as Ronda would. Enjoy and share with your friends.

This episode takes on a more serious tone. Cecil The Lion is no longer with us and we break our silence on Sandra Bland. Do lion lives matter more than human lives?

Chicago Rapper Chief Keef announces on Twitter his intentions to run for mayor of Chicago and Matt and Horacio discuss an upcoming documentary based on the life of Chris Farley. Hit play and enjoy! 

Hulk Hogan gets erased from the WWE history books and hall of fame for using the N word (Not Nintendo) and we also discuss things that people should know but don't, like should you microwave food in styrofoam containers? Hit play and enjoy!

Ashley Madison, a website dedicated to facilitating extra marital affairs got hacked, Horacio shares a tale of an encounter he is remorseful about and Matt tells of a Donald Trump conspiracy theory that would make one wonder if Trump isn't crazy after all. Hit play already!

Matt gets a speaking part in a movie and he tells us all about it, or as much as he can without getting sued. Donald Trump is at it again, this time he targets John McCain and American prisoners of war. Hit play and enjoy!

20 years ago 739 people lost their lives in Chicago due to severe heat. Matt and Horacio take a look back. "El Chapo" escapes prison and is once again Public Enemy #1 and rumors about a new Rambo movie hit the internet. Hit play and enjoy already!

It's been 30 years since the release of the film "Back To The Future" and in "Back To The Future 2" the film was set in 2015. Matt and Horacio have a look to see how close they were to predicting how life would be. Hit play and enjoy!

Stop me if you've heard this one before....Ariana Grande goes into a donut shop and licks and spits on donuts, Jared says "Middle school girls are hot" and Bill Cosby admits to buying Quaaludes in 2005. Spend your 15 Minute Break with us and hit play!

It's that time of year again in Chicago. Cubs Vs White Sox. Why can't you cheer for both teams? Matt and Horacio with special guest Carlos Morales tell you why. We make a brave attempt to be civil during this Chicago baseball civil war.

In this episode we wish a Happy 69th Birthday to the "Italian Stallion" Sylvester Stallone. We also discuss the man who went into a Walmart dressed as an armored truck driver and walked out with 75 thousand dollars. What would you do with that kind of money? Matt and Horacio tell you what they would do. Hit play already!

As we all go back to our regular grind, Matt and Horacio relive all the fun over the weekend. We also discuss why you shouldn't light fireworks on top of your head, why you shouldn't tease alligators and why you should never attempt to break glasses with your hand. Hit play and enjoy!

After 44 years of living on Sesame Street "Maria" (Sonia Manzano) is leaving the show. We bid her farewell. Donald Trump keeps up his bigotry and you won't believe what he said now. (Clickbait!)

Happy 239th Birthday America!!! Our birthday present to you is this episode. The air is filled with gun powder and grilled meats. Break out a cold one and hit play on this episode. 

SCOTUS declares marriage for all 50 states, Matt talks about working with Joan Rivers and you won't believe what she said (Clickbait!). We also discuss the rainbow filtered facebook profile pics and the Texas pastor who may or may not have said he'd set himself on fire. Show your pride and hit play!

Lady goes blind after mud in her eye, teens in England invent condoms that change color if they detect an STD, and we also discuss the great American tradition.....The family road trip. Get your headphones on and hit play.