Quality Time With Family Ties

S6E11 - "Citizen Keaton." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . (whispered) bulls**t... BULLS**T...

S6E10 - "Mister Sister." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . TAKE THESE SORORITIES!

S6E9 - "The Way We Were." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . ... ... ... I forget.

S6E8 - "Invasion of the Psychologist Snatchers." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . you don’t need Scott Jones when you’ve got Campbell Scott!

S6E7 - "Walking on Air." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . One is the loneliest number that you ever knew.

S6E6 - "Super Mom." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . when you're gonna copy and paste an old script, just make sure to change the names!

S6E5 - "Dream Date." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . (Space for a joke. Here.)

S6E4 - "The Other Woman." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Lauren breaks up the band. Of brothers.

S6E3 - "Dear Mallory." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . You can't spell "advice" without "vice," which may be a word...which may mean "conquered." So, you can't spell "advice" without conquering someone.

S6E2 - "The Last of the Red Hot Psychologists (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . When it's a two-parter, you only really need one part.

S6E1 - "The Last of the Red Hot Psychologists." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . W.W.F.D. What would Freud do?

S6 BONUS - Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . along with America, that Nick should Van Gogh away.

  S5E29 - "It's My Party: Part 2." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . SEASON 5 SUCKS! (musical rest) SEASON 5 SUCKS!  

S5E28 - "It's My Party." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Misogyny is FUN and LUCRATIVE!!!

S5E27 - "Matchmaker." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . You have to go BACK to go to the future.

S5E26 - "The Visit." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Why Uncle Ned drinks.

S5E25 - "Love Me Do." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . That I get to talk about The Beatles more! "All you need is love..."

  S5E24 - "D Is for Date." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . D is for Date. E is for... Eate.  

S5E23 - "A, My Name is Alex." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . A, My Name is Alex. B, My Name is Balex.

S5E21 - "Keaton vs. Keaton." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Mallory never gets a chance...