Quality Time With Family Ties

  S4E24 - "Paper Chase." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Season 4 came in like an Ellen and out like a...I don't even know.  

S4E23 - "Once in Love with Elyse." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Europe? It's not a punchline.

  S4E22 - "My Buddy." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Are you there, God?  It's me, Steven.  

S4E21 - "Teacher's Pet." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . HEY, TEACHERS' ASSISTANTS!  LEAVE THOSE YOUR-GIRLFRIENDS ALONE!

  S4E20 - "Art Lover." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . about Art. Time. Lovers...  

S4E18 - "A Word to the Wise." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . about ourselves.

  S4E17 - "Engine Trouble." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Bob Costanzo desperately needed his SAG insurance paid.  

S4E16 - "Checkmate." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . The only winning play is not to watch.

  S4E15 - "Fool for Love." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . I...We...Nothing! I have nothing to say!  

S4E14 - "Where's Poppa?" Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Poppa's back in town!

S4E13 - "The Disciple." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . History repeats itself. History repeats itself. History repeats itself.

  S4E12 - "Nothing But a Man." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Aw, come on. Who are we kidding? We learn absolutely nothing.  

S4E11 - "You've Got a Friend." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . I'm sick. Who gives a shit? Let's start.

S4E10 - "How Do You Sleep?" Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . My answer is, “Pretty well after about six minutes of a twenty-two-minute episode.”

S4E9 - "Mr. Right." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Sit, Beckett, sit. Good dog. Ruff! Bah bah bah bah bah bum da da bummmm!

S4E8 - "Mr. Right." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Yo, the rain in Spain falls mainly on da plain.

S4E7 - "My Tutor." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . matchmaker, matchmaker, write me a script!

  S4E6 - "The Old College Try." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . the schism begins on Quality Time with Family Ties.  

S4E5 - "Don't Go Changin." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . this week, the crew of Family Ties had an extra tripod."

S4E4 - "Designated Hitter." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . that it's not "the Big Red Machine," it's "the Big Dead Machine."