Quality Time With Family Ties

S3E7 - “Hotline Fever.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . that Family Ties met its Black-Friend quota.

S3E6 - “Fabric Smarts.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . women be studyin’!

S3E5 - “Keaton and Son.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Never . . . Ever . . . work for your dad.

S3E4 - “Love Thy Neighbor.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . you can get a better crib at Ikea than you can in Columbus, OH.

S3E3 - “Little Man on Campus.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . to give it the old college try.

S3E2 - “Here We Go Again.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . this episode was written on wadded-up Kleenex.

S3E1 - “The Gambler.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . what happens in Atlantic City . . . is just the worst.

S2E22 - “Working at It.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . about sophomore slumps.

S2E21 - “Diary of a Young Girl.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Jennifer’s should be seen and not heard. And even ‘seen’ is debatable.

S2E20 - “The Graduate.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Princess Vespa, you’re trying to seduce me.

S2E18 - “Lady Sings the Blues.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Don’t Look Back.

S2E17 - “Double Date.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Frankly, my dear, Family Ties doesn’t give a damn.

S2E16 - “Ready or Not.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Are you there, God? It’s me, Mallory.

S2E15 - “Ladies’ Man.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . uh, I don’t know? We just have to record before Corey passes out.

S2E14 - “Say Uncle.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Tom Hanks is the type of candidate you’d wanna drink a vanilla extract with.

S2E13 - “M Is for the Many Things.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . M is for Miami orgies.

S2E12 - “Go, Tigers.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . where all of Season 2’s money went.

S2E11 - “Birthday Boy.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Birthdays, birthdays, something. Manhood.

S2E10 - “To Snatch a Keith.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . whether his parents are ‘Married’ . . . or divorced, David Faustino never had a chance.

S2E9 - “A Keaton Christmas Carol.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . the Baby Jesus seems to hate ‘Family Ties.’