Quality Time With Family Ties

S1E11 - “A Christmas Story.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . It’s Christmas!!! And . . . no one really works hard before Christmas . . .

S1E10 - “Have Gun, Will Unravel.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . "Revolver." This episode should've been called goddamned "Revolver."

S1E9 - “Death of a Grocer.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . CAT TOYS ARE NOT A DIME A DOZEN!

S1E8 - “No Nukes Is Good Nukes.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . To Thanks-Give-a-Shit about the nuclear arms race.

S1E7 - “Big Brother Is Watching.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Dr. Schulte is a crook.

S1E6 - “Give Your Uncle Arthur a Kiss.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . a very touching topic.

S1E5 - “I Never Killed for My Father.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Alex P. Keaton had sex and then a week later was man enough to try coffee.

S1E4 - “Summer of ’82.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . It is ludicrous to fall in love with a libertine, libertarian lady.

S1E3 - “I Know Jennifer’s Boyfriend.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . You can have too much Tina Yothers.

S1E2 - “Not with My Sister You Don’t.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . With that much chest hair, you’re gonna be a douchebag.

S1E1 - “Pilot.” Today on QTWFT we learn . . . Racism, schmacism! I need to get laid!