Movies With Ron

Ron recaps Morgan, a new thriller about a bio-engineered girl who loves trees and killing people, starring Kate Mara, Anya Taylor-Joy, Rose Leslie, and Jennifer Jason Leigh. It turns out Ron does a hall-of-fame impression of Paul Giamatti, and the gang ponders a Die Hard / Lethal Weapon crossover, because we're just the right age for this shit.   *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Rick gets his theme song on, and Ron goes to see Hell or High Water, a story about Chris Pine and Ben Foster as two bank-robber-brothers on the run from a delightfully racist Jeff Bridges. Like what you hear? Leave us a rating & review, and shoot us an email at movieswithron@gmail.com. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron tackles the tension in Don't Breathe, a new thriller about three dipshits who get more than they bargain for when they break into the home of a blind army vet with a serious axe to grind, starring Stephen Lang, Jane Levy, Dylan Minnette, and Daniel Zovatto. You'll never look at a turkey baster the same way again. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD* Facebook.com/MovieswithRon And we're on Twitter @MovieswithRon Like what you hear? Leave us a rating & review!

Ron and the gang take a big juicy bite out of Sausage Party, a naughty animated film starring Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, James Franco, Bill Hader, Salma Hayek, and Nick Kroll. Whew. Brace yourselves for hefty laughter. Also, this episode is best listened to while on bath salts. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

You know the drill. These Warner Bros. and DCEU films tend to dominate their first weekend at the box office, but then quickly taper off in both profit and relevancy. Luckily, our man Ron drops in to save you with a hilarious full recap of Suicide Squad, a David Ayer film starring Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, Jared Leto as The Joker, and Will Smith as Will Smith. Choose your Destructor, folks, and don't cross the streams, because it's morphin' time! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron regales us with the latest installment of the Bourne franchise, starring Matt Damon, Alicia Vikander, Tommy Lee Jones, and Vincent Cassel; this time with some assistance from Rick, our resident sound guy and Jason Bourne aficionado/fetishist. Better than going to the movies, folks, and none of that tasteless "shaky cam" to boot! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Chris has an existential dilemma, and Ron recaps David F. Sandberg's Lights Out, this summer's surprise horror hit starring Teresa Palmer and Maria Bello. The short films we discuss can be found on the YouTube channel: Ponysmasher. Questions or comments? Shoot us an email at movieswithron@gmail.com. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron keeps it short and sweet this time 'round with The Shallows, starring Blake Lively and a seagull. Because all sharks are just mindless killing machines with an appetite for human flesh, right? Also, we'd love a rating & review, ya know, when you've got the time. We're on Twitter @MoviesWithRon and search for our Facebook page! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

He came, he saw, he kicked its ass, and now he's here to recap it for us. That's right, folks. Ron spills the beans on the new Ghostbusters reboot, starring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones as the titular team of paranormal bad-asses. Oh, and Thor's in it too. Does it live up to its sacred source material? Let's find out! *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron saw The Purge: Election Year, starring Frank Grillo and Elizabeth Mitchell. Don't worry if you haven't seen the first two Purge movies; Ron breaks those down for us as well. Rick scores some points on sound improvement, and don't forget to look up our Movies with Ron page on Facebook. Also, try leaving us a rating or review on the app here. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Strap in for a long one because Ron saw Independence Day: Resurgence, starring William Fichtner, Judd Hirsch, Brent Spiner, and Thor's brother. A little reminiscing is in order as the fellas try not to piss off Jeff Goldblum. Happy 4th everybody! May you all be by your Davids. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron saw Warcraft, based on the hit game series, and directed by the talented Duncan Jones. Chris talks a little more this time around. Also, it rains, literally. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

Ron saw The Conjuring 2, a sequel to a fantastic movie starring Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson as Lorraine and Ed Warren. Chris jumps right in, and Ron wields a wicked Australian accent for a story set in Great Britain. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*