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The boys get stuck into some Blazing Squad and some very blurry lines. Who really is Illamandad? How hard is Christians uncle? A relationship 'of sorts' with Enormous Bear Man?

Robbie Williams' seminal work, Rudebox is torn to shreds. James is at the end of his tether with OFCOM. Are bonobo monkeys the way forward or na?

Christian has his dinner, Twiddy and Mitten bring the wets. Is gender a social construct? Is James really trying to give legitimate excuses for owning a fidget spinner? Do you have enough fibre in your diet? Find out!!!

Finally the inevitable happens and Will suffers a full scale mental collapse. If you have any information that can help him, please get in touch through facebook or twitter. Thank you.

The boys discus options for population control, Ed Shearan phones in, the popes boner pills are brought into contention. Cloud eggs.

The boys receive voice messages from numerous, top flight celebs to celebrate the 5th anniversary of the show. Christian receives further interrogation about many aspects of his liiiife.

The boys take objections to Busted's claims about the year 3000. Christian sails ever closer to the wind. Jeremy Corbyn emails in with some questions for the boys.

The boys attempt to unpick the story of Dreadlock Holiday. Will spins an epic saga, James reads further correspondence from Christian's Stepdad and answers questions on Christian's behalf.

Christian's Stepdad goes on the offensive. James is passionate about the correct protocol for consumption of special yoggies. Will is very keen on Rage Against The Machine.

The boys are splished up on booze fluids and get stuck into it about an evening of passion between James and a french pig. Will's what-would-you-rather falls on it's face and Christian's step-dad gets in touch with the show.

James tells a tear jerking tale of woe. Christian responds to last weeks frape fiasco. More DNB DJs are exposed for the back-of-rave side hustles. The future of handies gets discussed.

The lads terrorise poor Christian The Google Boy even further. Is it banter? Is it bullying? Should he go to HR? Does anyone care? 

Fresh out the pub the boy are once again unimpressed with the performance of Christian the Google boy and Trickstar overlord, Si 'Wets' Twiddy. Illamandan and The Squad are up to the old tricks and an old friend joins the fray. James is razzed off beyond belief after an innocent listener question pushes him over the edge.

Not wanting to defy the will of the British People, the boys are back once again with the ill behaviour. A game of Hog Or Not is played and James passes judgement on competitive vaping.

The boys come in after a grime special and James is not pleased at the lack of big-ups he receives. What ever happened to the Red Stripe Cartel? How big is Bigfoots hog? Who is the Valentines Day psycho? 

Twiddy is causing trouble from the off. Illamandan and The Squad have a new money making scheme that doesn't involve selling pingers. James goes to the car wash to think about his liiife. Will has various objections. 

It's one of life's biggest mysteries, why is Sloth from the Goonies the way it is and how big is his hog? Could James go 12 rounds with a mouse? What are the rules of Trickstar law? All will be explained and probably less.

James discusses his more than intimate relationship with Ryan Gosling's elbows. How has Tony got such as hot wife despite being such a terrible cuck? Will goes swimming on a whim.

James is razzed off about robots in general but not adverse to jumping in the sack with them or roughing them up a bit. Illamandan and the squad get into trouble on route to SyCo. The boys play a blue Monday special version of what-would-you-rather.

The boys have had a few and get stuck into fake news and other sources of smugness. Recorded just after christmas and lost in the Trickstar archives for a few weeks we are almost back up to date!!