Kate, Tim & Marty

In today's Dirty Bit, a listener sent in a story about them trying to light a fart in front of their roommates. Let's say things took turn for the worst!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's show had everything! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City stars Heather Gay and Whitney Rose dropped by, tried El Jannah, and walked away with goodies from our Chemist Warehouse mini-warehouse. Legends! Plus, history was made in Sydney with the largest Halal Snack Pack ever. Talk about a snack attack! Then we heard a wild story about a lady who set her hair on fire with a birthday cake—so naturally, we had to ask, do you like the smell of burning hair? In the Glossys, Cardi B swore off drinking after her 32nd birthday shenanigans, and ex-porn star Jenna Jameson reckons AI could steal her job. Yep, even adult entertainment isn't safe from the robots! And we wrapped up with a Katy Perry edition of Joel Jivin'—it was firework level fun!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a couple of Real Housewives royalty in the studio! Our upcoming Quick Draw guests Heather Gay & Whitney Rose from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City crashed in for a chat—and it was a riot! They even got a taste of El Jannah (because why not give them a proper feed?), and we surprised them with a cheeky gift from our Chemist Warehouse mini-warehouse.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Dirty Bits, we dive into a Tinder hookup gone horribly wrong. After an intense night with a girl sporting a diamond-studded tooth, one guy’s peen ends up with more than just a love bite.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back, and apparently asparagus is the secret cure for a hangover? Yep, we’re diving into that wild claim—let’s see if it beats a greasy brekkie. Next, Port Adelaide’s new recruit Ivan Soldo has a very opinionated wife, Chelsea Becirevic, and she thinks Adelaide is just… boring. Liam from Ben, Liam & Belle and Fitzy from Fitzy & Wippa with Kate Ritchie call in to defend their turf. And get this—some bloke decided to marry his rice cooker. Why? We’ve got no idea. But we’ll fill you in on why the romance didn’t last. Ever wonder what happens to a paycheck in Japan? Well, new research says Japanese men hand all their cash straight to their wives! In the Glossys, Kim Kardashian is convinced no one knew who Marilyn Monroe was before she wore her iconic dress. Seriously, Kim? Finally, the best criminal mastermind story of the day—someone got caught with drugs in a bag labeled ‘Definitely not drugs.’ Smooth, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys.... Liam Gallagher is not happy with SNL after they poked fun at his famous feud with his brother Noel—typical Liam! Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian has a bold claim—she reckons people don’t even know who Marilyn Monroe is anymore. Seriously? Elton John gets candid, talking about his mortality after revealing he’s had a surprising number of organs removed. And in the Coachella world, we’ve got the scoop on which headliners copped the worst fines. Find out who broke the rules big time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Port Adelaide's Ivan Soldo just signed a deal to stay with the club until at least 2026, but his WAG Chelsea Becirevic isn’t thrilled. She called Adelaide a “struggle” and admitted she’d rather live in Melbourne, Gold Coast, or maybe even Sydney long-term. To settle the debate, we had Liam from Ben, Liam & Belle and Fitzy from Fitzy & Wippa with Kate Ritchie dial in to share whether Adelaide really is as boring as she says. It’s time to set the record straight—does Adelaide suck, or is Chelsea just being harsh?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Dirty Bit episode, we’re trying to guess what Ricki-Lee was showing her Australian Idol crew on socials. Hint: it’s classic Ricki-Lee humour, involving a queefing competition. Yep, it’s that kind of episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got a new drunk German word that we’re officially adopting into our vocab—and trust us, you’ll want to add it too! Ricki takes a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the 20th anniversary of her Australian Idol elimination. And speaking of reflection, she’s had a major change of heart about Coldplay’s new album—hear why she’s now a fan! It’s New Music Friday, so we’re diving into all the latest tracks you need to know about. Plus, researchers have discovered the perfect session length—yes, we’re talking about that kind of session. How long is just right? Oh, and apparently dog tails are being CGI’d now... seriously, we’ve got the details!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Long is Just Right?Researchers conducted a study on 500 couples to figure out the ideal length of a... let's call it a "session." How long do people really think is just right? We’ve got the results, and they might surprise you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s hard to believe it’s been 20 years since Ricki-Lee’s shocking elimination on Australian Idol! We take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on that iconic moment, and we’ve got audio that hasn’t been heard since it first aired. You won’t want to miss this nostalgic throwback!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for a wild ride because today’s show is all about the big pivots! We dive into companies that completely changed their products—did you know Nokia used to make paper before they became the phone giants we know today? Then it’s time for a Tim Factwell moment, and this one’s for all the tech nerds out there—prepare to have your mind blown! Next up, we’re talking sexy snacks… and grasshoppers are now being hailed as the latest aphrodisiac. Yep, we’re serious. Are you ready to try them? And for the lazy folks, scientists have developed a drug that mimics the effects of a 10km run. We asked just how lazy you are, and the answers are hilarious! Plus, Illy joins us for Quick Draw and takes on Ricki-Lee in a showdown you won’t want to miss. Oh, and somewhere in the show, we had one of the most bizarre phone calls ever from a listener named Jenny—trust us, you’ll have to hear it to believe it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our next guest is a home-grown, multi-platinum selling artist with massive collabs under his belt and shows played all over the world. He’s gearing up for his new album Good Life—please welcome Illy! He’s stepping up to take on Ricki-Lee in a fierce round of Quick Draw. Who’s got the quicker mind and sharper reflexes? Tune in to find out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists have just developed a drug that mimics the effects of a 10km run—yes, you heard that right! We asked our listeners just how lazy they are, and their responses did not disappoint. Could this be the future of fitness? Tune in to hear all about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking aphrodisiacs, and the latest one to be added to the list might surprise you—grasshoppers! Yep, apparently they’re the new go-to for spicing things up. Want to know why? Tune in for all the juicy details on this unexpected “sexy snack” and what makes it so irresistible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we’re diving into the world of lifestyle shows—remember the guy who built the “saddest house ever” on Grand Designs? Well, he’s finally speaking out, and we’re all ears. Also, picture this: a die-hard JT fan gets serenaded by Justin Timberlake live, but she’s too busy on her phone to notice! You’ll have to hear the reaction to believe it. Then, it’s a showdown! Tim’s armed with some wild Moana 2 stats to debate with Joel, who’s convinced that Wicked will dominate at the box office. Who’s winning this argument? We’ll let you decide. In Glossys, Lisa Marie Presley’s memoir just dropped, and she’s spilling some serious tea—apparently, Michael Jackson was still a virgin when they first got together. Shocking, right? And if you’re looking to spice things up, you’ve got to hear about the new invention—a bouncing bed! Yes, really. We wrap up the show with the Whisper Challenge, and Tim & Joel deliver big time—it’s a hilarious one you won’t want to miss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel’s got a wild story from his flight back home from Sydney—he was flying in business class when the woman next to him casually put her feet up on the wall! Is that acceptable, or a total no-go? We open up the lines and hear from you, and let’s just say, opinions are strong on this one. You won’t believe some of the stories people shared!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim’s making big calls today, claiming Italian food in Australia is better than in Italy! We’re diving into that spicy debate, and it’s heating up. Over in New York, a Timothée Chalamet look-a-like competition is happening, and we’re dying to know who’ll take the crown. Plus, we’re checking out the world’s best public bathroom—self-washing and absolutely genius! In Glossys, Olivia Rodrigo has been spotted in Melbourne for her tour, and we’ve got all the details on what she’s been up to down under. And it’s time for another Tim Factwell—Tim’s back with one of his wildest facts yet, but are you drunk enough for it to truly blow your mind? Finally, Courtney Act joins us for Joel Jivin’: Pride Edition, but things take a hilarious turn when she epically screws up trying to sing an iconic Lady Gaga song. You’ve got to hear this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Joel Jivin’, we’ve got the fabulous Courtney Act going head-to-head with Joel for a special Pride Edition of the game! But things take a hilarious turn when she has an ultimate screw-up trying to sing one of Lady Gaga’s most iconic songs. You won’t believe how it went down—tune in for all the laughs and fierce competition!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Believe me... you're gonna want to hear about all about Joel's post-engagement dining in today's Dirty Bit then after that...We dive into a viral TikTok video showing Indian doctors treating coccydynia – that’s tailbone pain for those not in the know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.