Kate, Tim & Marty

We’ve all seen debates about the best bathroom habits, but science might finally have the last word! A video has surfaced explaining why men shouldn’t pee standing up. It’s not just about convenience — we’re talking thousands of urine droplets rebounding and flying onto your toothbrush, towel, and, well, everything! Turns out, aiming for the back of the toilet might make things a lot messier than you think. Are you ready to sit down for this one? You’ll want to hear the full splashy details!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Quick Draw guest is one of Australia’s favourite journalists and TV personalities! He’s known for his sharp wit, bold opinions, and his not-so-secret love for a shocking fast food diet. You’ve seen him on your screens and heard him on your radios, but can he handle the heat of Quick Draw? In a rare twist, Tim steps up to the plate and goes head-to-head with Joe Hildebrand in an epic showdown! Will Tim's rare appearance on the Quick Draw stage pay off, or will Joe's quick wit leave him in the dust? Tune in to find out who takes the crown!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for a Dirty Bit that'll make you never look at a work bathroom the same way again! Ricki reads out a wild confession from Reddit where one poor bloke learned the hard way what a week of codeine can do to your bowels. Picture this: a seven-day constipation showdown that ends with an oak tree-sized, bloody disaster in the office toilet. And just when he thought he escaped unnoticed, he gets a call... he left his wallet behind! Let's just say, everyone at work knew about the massive beast still lurking in the bowl. Buckle up, because this one's a gut-buster... literally!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here’s what went down on today’s show! Delta Airlines released some strict new uniform rules, and we couldn't help but get into the details. Plus, there are rumours swirling that Shaq has a new girlfriend—and she’s tiny! Over in the Glossys, we dive into reports that Jay-Z has the final say on who headlines the Super Bowl halftime show. Prime Minister Albo joined us live, giving Sabrina Carpenter’s new song a solid rating, and we got into Dolly Parton’s reaction to Cowboy Carter missing out on a CMA. To top it all off, Jess Rowe stopped by to play the Insta Fame Game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s episode, we’re thrilled to have a media personality who wears many hats! She’s the cutest TikToker mum, an author, TV presenter, and host of The Jess Rowe Big Talk Show. She’s joining us to play our Insta Fame Game and give us the scoop on being one of the judges for the Australian Food Hero Awards by Jamie Oliver.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s chat with Prime Minister Albo, we covered a lot of ground! He gave an 8 out of 10 for Sabrina Carpenter’s latest track and shared his experience at a recent event where he watched Ricki-Lee perform the national anthem. Albo expressed frustration over the Senate blocking a housing scheme meant to help 40,000 Australians. Despite the setback, he’s determined to push forward. On a lighter note, he reflected on the Hawks’ AFL loss and shared his hopes for the Sydney Swans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re starting off with some wholesome life advice from a group of senior citizens that might just make you rethink your life choices—or not. Speaking of choices, traffic data has revealed that 10-4 is the new 9-5... so if you’re stuck in traffic, it’s definitely your fault. Meanwhile, teachers finally get a chance to vent about nightmare parents, including one anonymous caller who... well, wasn’t so anonymous after all. Nice one! In royally awkward news, the Royal Family wished Prince Harry a happy 40th, but it looks like they accidentally-on-purpose cropped Meghan out of the photo. Ouch! And in the Glossys, Miley Cyrus is getting sued over Flowers—turns out it’s not just about self-love. Oh, and Joel Jivin’ gets an Aussie anthems spin today, but honestly, we’re all just waiting to see if Georgie makes it through probation. We’re placing bets now—will she survive another week or is she about to be royally cropped out like Meghan?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love hearing about your dirty bits... but this one's a bit painful. Instead of us having the pleasure of telling you how our listener Gareth experienced a session, let Ricki tell you instead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The royal snub that’s got everyone talking, Meghan Markle was literally cut out of the picture for Prince Harry’s 40th birthday shoutout! Yep, the Royal Family’s official account posted a throwback photo from their 2018 trip to Dublin—except Meghan’s missing! Was it a royal slip-up or a subtle dig? Either way, we’re diving into the drama behind the crop heard ‘round the world.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s episode, Ricki-Lee reads out a listener’s epic college sex fail that you won’t believe. What started as a wild night quickly turned into a disaster when a spanking session went terribly wrong—leading to a painful self-inflicted nutshot! But that’s not all... things took an even more awkward turn when his girlfriend ran into the bathroom, only to find his roommate mid-‘session,’ pants down, caught red-handed. It’s safe to say no one came out of that situation unscathed. Tune in for the hilariously cringe-worthy details!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy TGIM! Ricki-Lee’s fresh off her first iconic show at Sydney’s Enmore Theatre, and we’ve got all the best bits from her big night. Plus, are you a proud Ben? Because 800 Bens just came together for the most random event ever! We’re also diving into your hilarious messages in Mailbag and cracking up at an Aussie TV presenter who just cannot pronounce a simple word. In the Glossys, has Scooter Braun finally mended things with Taylor Swift? We’re breaking it down. And, brace yourselves for one of the strangest love stories—a woman who’s been in a relationship with a Boeing plane wants a divorce! Oh, and by the way, according to research, we're not making enough babies. Is humanity doomed? Plus, all the big moments from the Emmys, because we’ve got you covered!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever heard of someone dating a plane? Well, meet Michele Kobke, a woman who was in a nine-year relationship with a Boeing 737-800, affectionately called "Schatz" (which means ‘darling’ in German). After falling for its wings, winglets, and thrusters back in 2014 at Berlin Tegel Airport, Michele even dreamed of marrying her beloved aircraft! She spent every night with plane parts or a model version, but after nearly a decade together, the two have called it quits. Don’t worry, they’re still friends... but it’s safe to say this is the most unexpected breakup you’ll ever hear about!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show, Ricki’s found the absolute funniest videos of kids innocently mistaking words for swear words—like "Volvo," "Fork," and "Witch." It’s priceless! Meanwhile, Chinese public toilets are getting a serious tech upgrade with urinals that can scan your urine for health problems. Oh, and speaking of things getting upgraded, Joel won’t stop talking about how he’s checking out Titanique the musical tonight. He’s so excited, but seriously, we get it, Joel! Then, we dive into our new music finds with New Music Friday. But wait, Joel’s reminding us again about Titanique... it’s happening, people. In our Glossy’s, the Dave Grohl drama continues—his situation with his wife just got a whole lot messier. Oh, and did you hear? A new sculpture of Queen Elizabeth II has been commissioned in Northern Ireland, but critics are saying it looks more like Mrs. Doubtfire. And before Joel can tell us again about Titanique, we share the wild story of a man who went to the doctor for an x-ray after a nasty fall... only to

Welcome to another addition of our Dirty Bits podcast! In a bizarre and unprecedented medical case, a man was rushed to the doctors after suffering severe pain and a nasty infection… in a very delicate area. What they found? A bacteria commonly linked to food poisoning—bacillus cereus—had somehow made its way to his pecker! This bacteria is usually found in foods like rice, milk, and spices that have been left out too long. But here’s the twist: after a bout of diarrhoea and vomiting, the man engaged in a vigorous session, causing the infection to spread. It’s officially the world’s first case of food poisoning… down there. You won’t believe how this happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our next guest is none other than the Aussie legend herself—Missy Higgins! The ARIA-winning, chart-topping singer-songwriter joins us to chat about celebrating 20 years since The Sound of White and her massive tour. Plus, she’s got a brand-new album, The Second Act, and trust us, it’s a must-listen. Oh, and you know we couldn’t let her leave without playing a thrilling round of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you off the water? One woman developed over 300 kidney stones after replacing it with a certain popular drink—you won’t believe what it is. We break down all the wild moments from this year's MTV VMAs, plus we’ve got updates on Dave Grohl’s messy relationship situation in our Glossy’s segment. Oh, and how about DJing in the nude? It happened at a religious festival in Madrid! To top it all off, the incredible Missy Higgins drops by to join us for Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to our first official DIRTY BIT! Things that may be a little too inapprops for our live show, so we now have a place where it can go... in our 'Dirty Bits' podcast! Send yours now on our socials! Kids can say the darnest things. This cute little kid wrote a nice card for her friends and family! Turns out (to adults), it's not as sweet as this kid thought it would be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If this isn't a reminder to drink some water, we don't know what it is. A 20-year-old woman refused to drink water because she wanted to drink something more 'trendy'. As a result, she developed over 300 kidney stones. Find out what the drink is now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re gearing up for the VMAs tomorrow, and Ricki takes us through the most iconic moments of all time—from jaw-dropping performances to unforgettable speeches. Then, we dive into the latest in politics as we break down the fiery debate between Trump and Kamala, and in our Glossy’s, Taylor Swift’s big endorsement for Kamala comes up. Oh, and wait until you hear what some American kids thought were bubble wrap… turns out, they weren’t!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buckle up, bro, because today’s show is packed with some wild moments. First up, we’ve got the cutest little Italian kid throwing a tantrum, and it’s way more entertaining than it should be. Then, we’re all about Raygun, who just scored a #1 spot—on what? You’ll have to listen, true bro. Plus, ever heard of getting fired after saving someone’s life? Yeah, that happened... and it’s pretty messed up. We dive into how the boss couldn’t handle the recovery time. Also, can you believe James Earl Jones spent just 2.5 hours recording Darth Vader? The legend was quick with it, bro. Joel opens up about a scary moment last night when two men showed up at his place, leaving him fearing for his life. Oh, and by the way, Fyre Festival is making a comeback... are we doing this again, bro? On top of all that, we talk chicken sashimi (yep, you heard that right). And to wrap it all up, we’ve got the Disney edition of Joel Jivin—it’s magical, true bro.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.