Radio Toilet Ov Hell

We're back with your regularly scheduled Toilet. This week we're talking about the new, revitalized Mayhem Festival and its utterly dire lineup. Mortiis is hitting the road and I plan to crowdkill everyone in the room. Hunt the Dinosaur's vocalist took a selfie with a porcine lil murderer and we get to make fun of both for a few minutes. Ronnie Radke vs. Sebastian Bach: Extreme Revenge Porn Edition. Litvrgy's Triple H is really into christcore now and it seems to be bumming everyone else out. Finally, we're living under the threat of dozens of concurrent Mushroomheads at any given time. Folks, it's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Illusionary – End This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Here is the second and final part of our 500 episode celebration. On this one, me, Jordo, and Breno are fielding even more of your questions and voicemails. If you left us a voicemail, it's probably on this episode at some point or another. We talk about some of our favorite memories over the years of doing the show, favorite riffs, favorite beefs, and much much more. Thanks for listening and look forward to another 500 shows. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Beaten to Death – We're Not Gonna Make It This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Feel free to leave us a good voicemail at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show.

We did it. On this most celebratory episode of Toilet Radio we're joined by Brenocide for a jam-packed two-part episode filled with listener questions, voicemails, and silly suggestions. We're talking about Breno's new metal project, getting medicated, getting away with murder, the concept of "metal brotherhood", avoiding insincere lefty political presentations in your music, great live bands, banning one (1) person from metal forever, and much, much more. Because we had so many great calls and questions we had to split this one into a two-parter. Join us next week for even more Toilet celebrations. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Black Band Shirt – Workman's Comp This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool

This week on Toilet Radio: Attila is starting their own doomed-to-fail podcast - we'll check in again in 3 weeks, losers. / Bad Omens are playing Burnout Extreme / Scott Stapp is having a Moment which will culminate in his greatest role yet - Frank Sinatra in the Dennis Quaid Ronald Regan biopic / Ticketmaster is getting grilled by the Justice Department and one of their execs has some absolutely ass-sucking defense of their awful business practices / Maryland Death Fest is going on now and also posting the lineup for next year - let’s investigate / Ash from Sumerian is threatening to bring back Rockstar Energy Presents Mayhem Fest. It's a good one. Also I know I fucked up the episode count on the show. Next week's episode is still #500 tho.  Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Or email us questions at toilet

This week on Toilet Radio: The Blood Brothers are back and I couldn't be more stoked / We take a look at the complete lineup for what is *reported* to be the final Furnace Fest and pick it up pick it up pick it up for Christ / Marilyn Manson is trying for a comeback with the help of Nuclear Blast. We discuss why it's a doomed plan and why fandom culture is so uniquely awful. / Tommy Vext is probably going to kill someone soon. / Apocalyptica and James Hetfield joined together to do Shatner's spoken word Rocketman / Alex Terrible jerks off dogs, gets nothing. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: In For the Kill - Shutdown This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus e

This week on Toilet Radio: It's festival season! We're looking at the big U.S. tours throughout the Midwest to the South and exploring the small-text bands are starting to creep up across these lineups. We all know the crowd is there to see your Disturbeds, your Panteras, and your what-have-yous. But what about the little guys? We take a listen to 18 bands from these lineups to see what hot new acts will be the headliners of tomorrow. Legitimately, I think one or two of these have what it takes to make it in the music business to the collective chagrin of the music-enjoying public. Come and join us for these trips through the Rockvilles, Rocklahomas, Blue Ridge Rock Fests, etc. etc. etc. of the year. It's a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: Lots and lots of abysmal tunes This program is available

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We got an offer to go out and attend a festival in Ukraine featuring White Ward. Nice! The festival is a fundraiser for Azov Battalion. Not so nice! / Summer Slaughter is BACK and the worst it has ever been! We investigate this, and more of Ash from Sumerian’s impotent rage RE: vaccines. It is 2024! / Guitar Center has a band new Blues CEO with a bold plan to get a shit ton of wage workers laid off. / We talk about an awful story about a woman getting severe spinal trauma at a show and discuss youth-focused risk and, in the cases of some bands, outright sociopathy in heavy music. Want more Fantasy Labelball? We’ve been playing this game with all of your favorite record labels. Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we'll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: Hyperdontia – Death's Embrace This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iT

Is this a bad idea? We’re playing Fantasy Labelball, the game of hostile takeovers and vicious capitalism, with everyone’s favorite Internet Metal Nerd label: 20 Buck Spin. We’ve kicked in the front door at 20BS HQ and we’re subjecting every band on the roster with our cruel trials to determine who stays, who goes, and who gets a funky new gimmick to goose sales. On this part 1 of a 2 part series we make it all the way from A to M alphabetically on the roster. Part 2 is going up on the Patreon soon. And remember: it’s just a game so you’re not allowed to get mad at us. Want more Fantasy Labelball? We’ve been playing this game with all of your favorite record labels. Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Atræ Bilis – Salted in Stygia  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and o

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We're talking about amateur hour bar patrons, fake IDs, and a forgotten 1988 home VHS release from BMG: How To Break Into Heavy Metal (Without Getting Screwed). Join us as we hear from Anthrax, White Lion, Doro, Grim Reaper, Lizzie Borden, Helloween, LA Guns, Flotsam and Jetsam, and a whole bunch of industry guys about the business of heavy metal. There's so much to offer here, including some surprisingly good advice, hilarious stories about dropping out of school, and hella regional accents that don't exist anymore. Folks, it's a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Wailing Banshee – Hit the Ground This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: The Norwegian tourist trap that used to be known as Helvete burned down lol / Blake Judd vs Jef Whitehead: FIGHT / Australian NSBM band Drowning the Light wrote a few dozen paragraphs on Facebook about the unimpeachable apolitical nature of sweet lady black metal so you know we gotta do a dramatic reading / Trapt bravely takes on virtue signaling, virtue signaling wins / A venture capitalist gives us a step-by-step guide to exactly how much Liquid Death fucking sucks. It's a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Anthropophagous – Anthropophagous This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We're honing in on a style of 90's-esque rock n' roll that we've termed Nü Alternative. Though loosely categorized themselves as "grunge", "shoegaze", "post-hardcore" and a variety of other subgenres, we propose that all of these bands could fall under our umbrella of turn-of-the-century-big-ass-riff-ass-rock. We're talking about left-of-the-dial, unapologetically guitar-based rock with roots stuck deep in the pre-internet days. Join us for a celebration of righteous jams. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Fleshwater - The Razor's Apple SPICE - ALL MY BEST SHIT  Entropy - Deathspell  Greet Death - Panic Song ASkySoBlack - Waiting for a Hearse  Narrow Head - Sunday  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool sh

This week on Toilet Radio: Solar eclipse! Meyers Briggs! A Gen-X listener sends us an email about the heavy metal discovery habits of the youths! DJ Ashba, a 51-year old Las Vegas street magician, tried to threaten us with legal action via email! Chris Barnes quit smoking weed! Billy Corgan and Fred Durst are teaming up with Bill Maher to make awful podcasts! Liquid Death is back and stinking up the news with more venture-backed marketing designed to hijack the cultural output of actual artists! Finally, some Swedish guy figured out how to manipulate Spotify's Chill Beats to Beat Off To playlists to make some fat stacks of cash as hundreds of fake pseudonyms! Folks, it is an episode. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Hemorrhoid– Exogenous Intestinal Blockage This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give

This week on Toilet Radio: Tommy Vext is teaming up with the guy that got fired from Thy Art is Murder on a ChatGPT-penned track that absolutely honks. We explore. Joe found a Billboard top modern rock tracks chart from 2002 that sent him into a downward spiral. We spend a good portion of the show talking about music in the Before Internet times, the tyranny of radio, and uncomfortable childhood memories. Finally, we read a very good email we got from a Zoomer metalhead who enlightens us on the new frontiers of metal discovery. We discuss this, and the future, of heavy metal in a post-tiktok world. This one is a little different but I think it's a good one? Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Selbst – Chant of Self Confrontation This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclu

This week on Toilet Radio: Making fun of teenage hardcore kids, people going feral at the Municipal Waste tour, Evil Dead (?) are back (?) and they’re still upset about masks (?), Aaron Lewis dazzles with exquisite wordplay, let’s all enjoy fine vintage wines from the Mustaine family estate, and Blue Ridge Rock Fest rides again (this is a threat). Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  I Am The Intimidator - I Am Here... Now This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: The Summer Tour of the year was just announced. We can't wait to get down with Slaughter to Prevail, Marilyn Manson, and Five Finger Death Punch. / Metallica has a fake charity they use to trade money with other fake charities / We need a moratorium on biopics for dead musicians from the 70s. / Blabbermouth and the Jamey Jasta podcast are the only outlets still willing to launder Tim Lambesis' reputation. / Gel & Scowl back out of SXSW - we discuss the spotty reputation of the festival and provide a few ideas for making a difference. / Pestilence heard your cries, abandon AI art. Hour of Penance, however? Oof. Folks, it's a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Exiled Hope – The Silence is Deafening This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get

Deathcore. It is a genre of music that still exists. A staggeringly small number of bands have even found some success with it. Surely there must be something to it, right? On this week's episode of Toilet Radio, we take a look at a handful of these bands to do a close reading of the lyrics beneath all the hurgling and gurgling. We explore the lyrical mastery behind bands like Spite, Traitors, Fit for an Autopsy, Slaughter to Prevail, Hunt the Dinosaur, and much more on this jam-packed 'sode. Folks, it's a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Chainsword – Abominable Intelligence This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

SLAAAAAYER is back because of fucking course they were gonna come back. St Vitus, beloved NYC venue, got shut down over the complaints of one extremely angry pussy. Let’s host an Empire Records-esque fundraiser to get it back open again. Patrick Mameli of Pestilence defends his extremely stupid decision to use AI generated album artwork for the band’s new record. Unleash the Archers have made a whole goddamn mess by screwing around with all this A.I. nonsense - we explore. Finally, No Values Fest features the reunited Power Trip and a brand new payment plan specifically to prey on broke old punks. Folks, it is indeed a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Zombi – The Post-Atomic Horror This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool

This week on Toilet Radio we took our time absorbing the arcane and esoteric knowledge contained within Bardo Methodology interviews. Hails my brethren, for did we learn much of the limitless wisdom of the cosmos contained within the multitudinous verbiage of these titans of hessian heavy metal. Forsooth, the simple lemmings of this world could never grasp the enormity of the forbidden truth sprinkled like diamonds among swine spoken by Portal, Aosoth, Watain, Bolzer, and much more. Also we talked about Deicide and Hour of Penance using shitty AI album art. Folks, it's a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Critical Defiance – 44 Minds This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: 
Zoomers pine for the days of ringtone rap - did you know why ringtones are no longer as popular? Joe explains how the government actually shut that shit down. / Super Bowl but WHERE METALLICA BUHHH / Kanye’s Lords of Chaos era sucks / Meeting unironic Nickleback fans / Kerry “Burger” King’s new solo music sounds exactly like you think it does, gets press at the expense of lifelong friends / Ink-Carceration is back to punish Ohioans for the crime of living in Ohio / Look, man, not every episode is gonna be good. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Hartlight – Bound to Eternity This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Nuclear Blast is getting into the Metaverse with an NFT scam courtesy a predatory children’s game/monetization tool called The Sandbox.  / Thanks to a crypto industry news service, we get to meet the team behind Megadeth’s years-long push to make some money, somewhere from crypto, web3, NFTs and whatever else can generate a few bucks from nothing - reputational consequences be damned. / The drummer of a defunct thrash band bought 9 shares of Tesla stock and then fucked Elon Musk in the face to the tune of 56 billion dollars showing that just because you’re a drummer doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. / Maynard James Keenan ABDL foot fetish no loads refused limited edition live album. Folks, it's a good one.  Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Brodequin – Of Pillars and Trees This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review,