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This week on Toilet Radio: We're wrapping up loose threads on our quest to get to the bottom of insidious global conspiracies. We started this last week but we had no idea just how deep the rabbit hole would go. This time around we spend a good chunk of time hearing out Son of Liberty, Jon Schaffer's ramblings about a conspiracy to create the Federal Reserve from a shadowy meeting at Jeckyll Island. Ol' Jonny's got some wild ideas about what constitutes slavery in a country that literally practiced slavery. BUT ALSO, we're getting learned about Remote Viewing, thanks to Cephalic Carnage which was entirely new to us. The HAARP Machine go off on a conspiracy regarding avian flu in a quaint time before COVID, and bands like Absolom, Exarsis, and Kremlin go off on literally every conspiracy theory there is. Hell of an episode, folks. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Walk the Plank – Loathe This program is

Last month Eenzy caught up with Atlanta-based chaotic hardcore luminaries Apostle for a heartfelt hobnob after a show. The band gets into how they adapted to losing a member and becoming a trio, how they support each other creatively and emotionally in the band, and they land some solid burns at the expense of jazz and black metal (genres famous for their sense of humor). They're currently supporting their latest release Liminal. Listen to the interview down at the bottom or on our Spoofy channel and read the edited transcription below. [Fan crashes interview to tell the band how great the show was] Eenz: Hey guys, Eenzy here outside 529 once again, this time with Apostle.  You guys wanna introduce yourselves? Michael: Hello my name is Michael and I play bass in the band. Murice: I'm Murice I do guitar and vocals. Evan: I'm Evan - I play drums. Eenz: I just sat through a pretty bitchin' show with you guys, Malevich which is another local blackened grind band, Hexis -  a great band from Denmark, and..

This week on Toilet Radio: We explore some common conspiracy theories in metal. No, we're not talking about the Silencer guy replacing his hands with hooves again. Instead, we're looking at common conspiracy theory fodder that bands use for song inspiration. We've got all your favorite wild and wacky conspiracy types here: 9/11 truthers, Illuminati, reptilians, the new world order, fake moon landings, and chemtrails. Join us as we discuss Megadeth, Wino, Matt Pike, The Faceless, Job for a Cowboy, Abnormality, Skull and Bones, and much more. Folks, it's a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Heavy Sentence – You'll Never Take Us Alive This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: A final Kottak Attack! Machine Gun Kelly has the worst signature guitar of all time and it somehow caused Sanguisugabogg and Ronnie Radke to send each other death threats. Fronz of Attila has released a brand of gum meant for giving you an ultra manly man chad jaw. Finally, a magical warehouse that sends you literally any other record on earth when you attempt to buy a Danzig album. It's good as hell. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this 'sode:  Outer Gods - Flesh Prison This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio we watched 1989 Christian documentary Hell's Bells: The Dangers of Rock N' Roll. Jordan and I sat down and watched all three hours of this thing so we could bring you the choicest nugs of a film that, quite honestly, has a firmer grasp on obscure kvlt heavy metal history than your average Metal Archives dipshit. Hosted by Eric Holmberg of Reel to Reel Ministries, Hell's Bells present a 5-part warning of the battle for your teen's soul as the foul forces of Satan infect the music of Celtic Frost, King Diamond, Diamanda Galas, Current 93, and George Michael. Join us as we backmask messages, flip through the Satanic Bible, get confirmation of demonic influence from "respected law enforcement officers" and get in on a lil' Satanic panic. It's a good one. Want to watch the documentary yourself? It's available here! Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Resin Tomb – Dysphoria This program

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re prematurely celebrating 10 years of Toilet / Blue Ridge Rock Fest patrons may or may not ever get a refund on their tix, depending on how the insurance companies feel about acts of god vs employee walkouts. / The government gave KoRn millions of dollars and that’s fuckin’ tight. / Slipknot is falling apart / Greg Ginn is trying to milk some cream off the corpse of Black Flag. / Alex Terrible of Slaughter to Prevail kinda half-way acknowledges that he hangs out with fascists and gets fascist tattoos. And, thanks to Ash from Sumerian, he can now tour in Europe. Folks, it's a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Narzissus – Empor zum Ideal (Pre-order Akt III: Erlösung here) This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episode

On this, the last regular show of the year we’re talking about some of our favorite moments of the prior 365 days and a few stories we missed. Topics include: fondly remembering Joe Lynn Turner’s theories and PHIL LABONTE getting shut down on Tinder, various right wing media people getting quietly written out of existence, and Jason Newsted deciding to resurrect himself. Also: Liquid Death didn’t bother to get the rights to use Arnold Palmer’s name so they named their latest can of piss “DEAD BILLIONAIRE” and complained that a bigger corporation was being mean to them. Eat shit, losers. Metallica and Cryptopsy decided to take a lil blood money to play shows in Saudi Arabia. Manowar are too busy to play more than one show in the United States and the guy who designed Sleep Token’s Mushroomhead masks offers up possibly the worst defense of plagiarism we’ve ever seen. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Walkin

This week on Toilet Radio: It's a very special holiday edition as we give each other very nice presents. Hear the joy in our voices as we open up strange UPS boxes to be delighted with bizarre junk foods and exotic ephemera. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. We're also talking about THE SHREDDERZ latest single, a Christmas song, that now has a grand total of 37 views. Someone is getting fired! We're also talking about the Van Canto guy's stupid AI band, Frostbite Orckings, and their hamfisted attempts to boost social media engagement. Pathetic! File under: WE CALLED IT - Dillinger Escape Plan are back! And we take a look at the leaked customer files from Midgard - a Swedish NSBM distro that done fucked up protecting their buyer's data! Whoops! It's a good one. REMINDER: TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO ORDER A TOVH SHIRT Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this 'sode: Kankar - Morgensonne II This program is available on Spotify. It is als

Do you, like me, often feel lost? Disconnected from the mainstream reality? Has the world of mainstream rock and heavy metal left you behind, clutching your stupid goregrind FLACs? This episode is for you. Jordan and I dug through the Billboard data to find the 20 most popular rock and heavy metal songs of the year 2023. Join us as we listen to each of these songs and try to determine where it all went wrong. Folks, it's a good one. HEY. DID YOU KNOW that for a very limited time you can get a Toilet ov Hell t-shirt? You can! Get all the pre-order info right here: https://toiletovhell.com/get-your-own-toilet-ov-hell-t-shirt/ Music featured on this show: Nothing Legally Actionable This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

We're winding down the year on Toilet Radio. This week we're playing you our favorite jammy jams of the fiscal year ending 2k23. That's right, we're talking about music that we actually like. Quelle horreur. To make up for this error in judgement, next week we're playing you the top 20 most streamed "rock" and/or "metal" songs of the year as decided by the unwashed public. This week we're also talking about the unexpected Power Trip reunion that happened at a Fugitive show in Austin and holiday horror stories in the ER. Folks, it's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Wazzarra - Visiûn Dead Heat - Eyes of the Real  Vintersea - Unveiling Light Crossed Hearts - Ruminating  Industrial Puke - Hell is in Hello  Agriculture - Look, Pt. 1 This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.