Airshipwrecked With Captain Proctor

The Captain talks little as he is trying to get over a nasty sinus infection. However, he plays one of the strangest, discordant disturbing orchestral pieces ever written. The whole thing. I'm staying out of this one. The story below is somewhat short this week, but as soon as the captain is himself again, I will make him read me more.Here's another cool steampunk blog story thing if you miss the Captain's tales: http://missjacklewisbaillot.blogspot.com/ -ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)Part 4: How I acquired the Eckener (story starts with Log 17: Rap Attack)May 20th, 1940.    We sailed up to the great beast in our balloons, but we could not find anywhere to strap them down. We were forced to make a choice between releasing our only means of escape if the plan failed, and turning back. Some of my best men left, but I shall not give up! Another unexpected surprise was that the side of the ship is very slick, and not easy to climb along. Most of us are holding on to ladder rungs, but they ar

The Captain declares himself King, and a Justin Bieber fan. Unfortunately, I did not have time to transcribe a journal entry because of the lack of interest in it, so if you want more stories then email petrifyingproductions@gmail.com. Here are some links to things steampunks may find intriguing (or offensive):http://style.mtv.com/2011/11/01/justin-bieber-steampunk/http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-3445_162-20127610/steampunk-yesterdays-tomorrow/?tag=cbsnewsTwoColUpperPromoArea-ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

I have to run the show all by my self because the Captain is gone for an undisclosed reason. I still play his music though, not to worry!-ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Excellent music selection tonight brought all the way back from the wilds of Oregon. Beware though, the captain does nothing but try to convert his listeners to tellotherpeopleabouttheshowism.ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

I am not flattered at all Liz. Not even one little bit. Ok, maybe a little...-ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

The Captain reveals a shocking secret and does a badly edited interview with the one and only Gamera! (See video)-ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

I am once again rather quiet as the Captain has his first guest on. Please let me know if he rambled. (I do enjoy smacking him when he does).Also, as new tradition, shows with guests, (and therefore more enjoyable) will have their titles in capital letters. ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Once again the captain makes obscure references. This time to 50s B-Movies! (Robot Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space). He also records it in 3D, like Robot Monster was. Unfortunately, he forgot that he has a purely audio show...ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

The Captain puts on his 'mopy bloomers' and enforces some strange musical rules.Excuse me if last weeks show downloaded twice or had technical difficulties, I am rather new at this.-ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

The captain starts recording the activities of the natives, but perhaps their holiday cheer is to much for him. Not me however.Sorry for the long wait. I hope to get the captain casting every week from now on. -ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Listen as our valiant Captain struggles to survive the Wyoming wilderness and irritates the nefarious Mr. Miller!-ATUM(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)