Weed And Cliff Dot Com

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The only way I would be around carrots. 2. The breast friend ever to the human race. 1. Let's pretend the bus just hit me. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Not saying my phone came from prison. 2. The cause was the colon. 1. You didn't know the way to the principal's office, and you ended up in Haubstadt. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Either ear triggers his right leg. 2. Stick my finger in the hole and make a connection. 1. He set his wife's underwear on fire. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Less Armlength. 2. Monday morning we'll be lighting the skunk candle. 1. We're pretty well used to dying any day of the week. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Do you like the smell of fart. 2. A candle that smells like Michael Bolton. 1. The greatest beer run ever. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. We're gonna have Weed continue to come up with contests - no matter how lame they might be. 2. Jack Daniels is not known for giving good advice. 1. The origami club has folded. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Drunk around clowns. 2. Hit the urinal from 6 feet. 1. You're gonna need a wide-hipped turkey --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You gotta clamp and then rotate. 2. Factory refurbished. 1. Have you ever stuck your finger in a mole-hole? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. They shaved Colonel Sanders. 2. Polar bears scream when they poop. 1. Eventually you're going to get a callus from it being rubbed on all the time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I've tried to keep the whittling a secret. 2. Leaving a porta-potty in flames after a trip to Taco Bell. 1. All the good ideas are leaking on your pillowcase. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Your naked grandparents. 2. Using technology to determine who's silent but deadly. 1. We're not popular with monkeys. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Drink the runaway booze. 2. I've had hangnails more interesting. 1. Expectations are low - just like this program. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I'm in something I never eat. 2. It wasn't good when it was good. 1. Are you a banana or a blank? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Little boy language. 2. Don't buy the firework called 'The Mangler' - even if it has the Easy-Grip handle. 1. If we raise $200,000 I will gladly go away. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. That sound you heard was me vacuuming. 2. In the same age group as old people. 1. Whack my own. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Give you a full windup. 2. My cholesterol was so high Crisco sued me. 1. The Phil McCracken Marching Bagpipe Band. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. They're trying to whack me with a stick. 2. Much better when we're inaccurate. 1. All the rag arms will stay home. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. His real name is Moran. 2. My pole is too short for the box. 1. I don't want to make Phil mad for using his private line. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Phil McKcracken is not Cliff Ingram. 2. I'm stuck in traffic with diarrhea. 1. Despite his mental setbacks, he sees himself as intelligent. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Enough hair on her back to weave a Navajo Rug. 2. Looking for prostate cancer a bit too aggressively. 1. No opinion should be expressed by dropping your pants and urinating on the front door. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support