Tbd With Katie Nolan

Katie powers through illness and starts by answering a voicemail about which USWNT player is her spirit animal (00:30). Later, the gang talks Carli Lloyd kicking in the NFL (12:10) before being joined by very special guest Rose Lavelle (20:04). Finally, the crew tries to figure out which field size they should shrink (52:45). This pod is just for you, trust us.

The crew makes a phone call and gives someone a Premier League team (00:43), then gets into all of the most important stories: gas station enhancement pills and MLB (25:45), all of the NFL drama (35:40), VAR (51:48), Donald Sterling (1:01:22), the USWNT's court date (1:06:07), and that Larry Bird Mural (1:12:50). Later, Ashley tries to guess the names of all of the new XFL teams (1:26:32) and the gang plays Kiss, Marry, Kill (1:40:43).

Katie and Ashley discuss Katie's ESPN Fantasy Marathon Draft and breaking Adam Schefter's news (8:15), then later discuss Boogie's knee injury (23:30), an update on the USWNT's negotiations (28:34), Antonio Brown's helmet (33:24), Jay-Z and the NFL (41:45), and Aaron Rodgers' beer sales take (52:03). Later, the gang decides on a fantasy football penalty (1:09:30).

It's time to re-enter the KAJ. Katie and Ashley start off with a voicemail about rare advice (00:15), then later get into the news, talking Zeke and Melvin Gordon's holdouts (18:20), all of the magical moments that happened on the Hard Knocks premiere (31:21), the Premier League's imminent return (41:53), Ocho Day (50:52), and all of the internet news (55:49). Later, a very explosive Bachelorette Update (1:02:40), and then the gang chooses who they'd sit with at lunch and it is not who you'd think (1:14:00).

It's that time again... it's an ALL VOICEMAIL POD. This week, the gang takes all of your important questions, including: which sporting event they'd time travel to (00:17), is white chocolate trash (10:10), who's the best sports power couple (14:29), the ideal hockey team of Marvel characters (36:18), what are their top 90's TV shows (46:30), bleacher fight physics (52:39), the hardest they've ever laughed (58:55) and their favorite punctuation (1:08:00).

Katie and Ashley celebrate the glorious return of the Damsel, then introduce a new segment called Storytime, where Katie takes us on a journey through all of the stories, regular and Instagram, of her recent life. Those include Megan Rapinoe (23:48), LeBron (29:08), an aside about Hot Girl Summer (32:18) and an awkward drink request. Later, a Bachelorette Update (01:03:25), a pre-NFL run through (1:12:00), and finally, they Enter The KAJ (1:26:07).

The US Women's National Team WON THE WORLD CUP. So, naturally, Katie and Ashley go over every single amazing moment (9:46), then discuss equal pay (21:30) , and every glorious Instagram moment (35:25). Later, they talk Kawhi (48:20) and The Infamous B/R Tweet (55:00).

Katie and Ashley begin with a very adorable voicemail about weird sports facts (00:42), then delve into all of the NBA Free Agency stories including: Kawhi the rules man (20:06), the sad tale of the New York Knicks (30:19), and all of the other big moves (34:00). Later, they preview the USWNT semi-final match vs. England (46:10) and celebrate Bobby Bonilla Day (57:54).

This week's podcast is incredible. Katie and Ashley preview the USWNT's match-up vs. France (15:43), then discuss Cam Newton and whether or not one should ever recline on an airplane (34:35), Tom Brady's most recent photoshoot (38:12), the first (of many) Woj Bombs (39:56), and the best and worst NFL fanbases (41:00), allegedly. Later, a Bachelorette Update (52:08) and Katie and Ashley compete as Beyonce's assistant in an innovative Twitter thread (1:02:24). It's too bad you can only listen to it if you're Tobin Heath.

Katie and Ashley start with a voicemail about how they wake up (00:45). Then, Katie tells the story of when she finally met Doris Burke (13:00). The gang then issues a quick retraction and apology (20:45) before before they dive into the big news: The Raptors Won The NBA Finals (!!) (26:20), Klay and KD and Chocolate Milk Being Badass (30:40), the USWNT and 13 goals (46:30), and the Stanley Cup (1:02:22). Later, A Bachelorette Update (1:16:50), then they talk Hard Knocks (1:18:35), John Manziel (1:21:30) Prayers for Big Papi, (1:23:50) and Max Muncy's weird diss (1:26:00).

Katie and Ashley get right into the big news of the week, discussing: NBA Finals and some groundbreaking Durant San Francisco news (11:50), the Stanley Cup Finals (21:55), and Liverpool's Champions League glory (31:25). Later, the gang discuss Juju's visit to prom (43:40), the Board Man who Gets Paid (49:20), and the Women's World Cup Kickoff (1:05:10). Later, they draft their Space Jam lineups using other cartoon characters (1:23:00) and names USWNT-themed food (1:43:40).

The gang is back together and start with a voicemail about Women's World Cup (1:30), then figure out the distinction between a Whiskey Cavalier Update and a Whiskey Cavalier Update Update (13:00). Later, they talk all of the news, including: Bruins vs. Blues (22:15), the NBA Finals and Drake's tattoos (34:20), Klay Thompson, milk, and his mom (43:59), the Champions League Final and some very exciting Mo Salah news (54:30), and Rob Pelinka lying about a dead guy (1:01:50). Later, the gang plays Name That Tweet: NBA Finals Edition (1:18:20) and comes up with sports musicals (1:28:50).

The crew starts off with a voicemail about choosing a different place to live other than the place they currently live, a Whiskey Cavalier update, the latest on Drake vs the Bucks, Aaron Rodgers lack of chugging talent, Orioles are the worst pitching staff in the MLB, a Stanley Cup update, a traffic jam at Mount Everest, the last Game Of Thrones conversation ever and much more. Plus, a voicemail about trading Liverpool's chance to win the Champions League for the Premier League title.

The crew starts off with a voicemail about choosing taste buds or sports (2:18) and the second-to-last Whiskey Cavalier update (10:45). Later, it gets real when Katie, Ashley and Jay discuss the Premier League finale and some inter-pod drama (22:08), then the gang talks NHL Hand Passes (32:10), Nick Kyrgios latest fit (41:40), Nike and Pregnancy (44:16), and Game of Thrones (54:20). Later, the gang drafts their Bachelorette picks (1:01:30).

Katie and Ashley take a voicemail about a hypothetical President Nolan administration (1:28), then they get into some huge stories, like: court-side beer chugging (20:22), Danica Patrick's drink (24:15), Liverpool's unforgettable comeback (40:15), the Game of Thrones Cup and a new segment called 'No One Cares But I Care' (50:18), and some issues regarding the SI swimsuit issue (54:00). Later, the gang introduces a game called Hot Tab Time Machine (1:04:00).

Katie and Ashley get past some jelly bean drama to discuss whether texting "k" means you hate someone (8:35), then later they pick, including: picking a Derby horse (21:50), Dwayne Haskins and #7 (32:25), Smash Mouth's latest hot take (56:16), and the USWNT's World Cup lineup (1:01:00). Later, the gang enters the elimination chamber to crown the best sports feeling of all time (1:10:00).

Katie and Ashley recap some insane playoff moments, like Damian Lillard's buzzer beater (18:01) and the Sharks miracle comeback (26:00). Later, they discuss Danny Amendola's messy instagram post (32:19), the NFL Draft (41:55), and fake MLB jobs (47:50). Finally, the gang returns to the Elimination Chamber, deciding which Avenger will be the last left standing (01:01:18).

Katie and Ashley dive in on six big stories: Tiger Woods and Ashley's Terrible Pivot (23:05), NHL Playoffs (33:25), NBA Texting (42:30), Kim Jong Un in a Fedora (49:02), Russell Wilson flexin' on 'em (51:46), A-Rod's practice proposal (56:24), and Ronda Rousey's Impregnation Vacation (59:40). Later, the gang plays a round of everyone's favorite game, Novel Ideas (1:12:51).

Katie and Ashley talk Two-Belt Becky Lynch's epic win and a new WWE character who they don't love (13:17), Magic Johnson's Irish exit from the Lakers (17:26), NHL Playoff Matchups and a man scoring a goal with his teeth (28:15), and make (slightly late) Masters picks (37:30). Later, a Very Cavallari update (45:00) and the gang drafts to decide who they think will win the Game of Thrones (50:51).

The gang is back and ready to pick six. They talk the unlikely Final Four (27:34), the end of the AAF (34:20), Steph Curry's Mini Golf Competition (43:40) and Wrestlemania (49:30). Later, a Very Cavallari update (58:30), and then Ashley interviews THE MAN, Becky Lynch (1:01:00).