Tales From The Ditch

Coach Clifton joins us again to discuss the best fights ever. Intro/Outro:  M.C. Buttnasty 00:00 - Coach Quarantine12:35 - Three Greatest Fights Evar35:05 - Clifs Date39:45 - Hockey Pete at Stoneys42:15 - Being a celebrity46:20 - Quin and Nakey War 04

The famous gentleman Jim Williams of countless bands and Goatlord Hiking joins us to talk quarantine, dogs, and hiking. Intro/Outro: M.C. ButtNasty 00:00 - Welcome Mr. Jim Williams and the Quarantine08:00 - Who is Jim and why is he so nice?15:30 - Impressions on14:42 - Atticus and rescuing doggos24:40 - Goatlord Hiking  35:10 - Best Hikes41:40 - West Coast is the Best Coast and Winter Hiking47:25 - State Parks Closure and pandemics50:00 - The Scattering 

Sean and Seth meet again on discord, to test the improved sound quality and share some tales. Intro/Outro: MC Buttnasty 00:00 - Kwarantine Lyfe01:01 - Is K12 really needed?15:33 - Bringing a suitcase costume to a gunfight21:39 - Seths Brother23:12 - Failing an FBI test35:10 - Youth Group and the punitive blow-gun44:00 - Suckerpunching and pervs50:40 - Shoot from the hip or mind? 

We conduct a virtual podcast, using Discord, with hardly acceptable audio quality, and discuss high fantasy books, the end of the world and soteriological matters, and therapy. Intro/Outro: MC Buttnasty 00:00 - Virtual Podcast and the COVID06:00 - Bidets12:00 - Is it the end of the world?30:45 - Does God avenge the earth?46:00 - High Fantasy Reading50:30 - Therapy67:30 - Cave V Pie

Sean and Seth Quarantined and telling stories. Intro:  MC ButtNastyOutro:  Vietnamese Handwashing Song 00:00 - Straight outta the apocalypse05:00 - Disneyland10:30 - Handstand at a funeral13:45 - Ruining a wedding19:45 - Kickin it at the Club27:15 - Removing crime scene evidence40:15 - Seth the Shovel

Shay is back to discuss preaching and its worth the clap! Intro/Outro: M.C. Buttnasty 00:00 - Welcome back Shay02:08 - Announcements04:40 - Whats new with Shay10:40 - Shay bodysurfs12:40 - Preaching16:20 - Prepping18:20 - Preaching education23:30 - Seans take29:00 - Seths take32:05 - Favorite preachers41:46 - What makes a solid sermon57:00 Give em the clap 67:40 - Challenges80:00 - What did the Spurge sound like

For our 69th episode Jason comes back to reveal some big news and discuss autism and weed.  SIXTYNIIINE BRO. Intro/Outro:  Troybert 00:00 - Welcome Benito! 01:00 - What did everyone do over break?10:00 - Jason and Autism17:10 - The bad kids32:15 - Punk autists37:20 - School and life as an autist45:50 - Autism and the military50:00 - Seths OCD56:30 - Weed67:45 - Othering

Clify joins us again to talk about work and the martial arts, their history, and theology.  We discuss the legitness of Bruce Lee, Ernie Reyes Jr., and Steven Segal. Intro/Outro:  Troybot 00:00 - Tales from the Ditch with Clif05:35 - Welfare abusin Grampa Joe13:15 - American work ethic vs Christian work ethic26:40 - Teenage jobs and hipster joints39:15 - Mooses and other animals43:50 - The Theology of Figthing47:33 - Bruce Lee54:54 - Ernie Reyes Jr.65:50 - Stevan Segal78:00 - Styles and culture 

Nathan returns to discuss ranting, fish in hats, and American History X.  Sadly the audio failed, and I blame Seth. Intro/Outro:  Troybot 00:00 - Nathan backatcha with a baby04:00 - Rants09:03 - Rants about Missions 23:30 - Rant content28:20 - Fish with hats33:04 - Strong Opinions40:00 - More fish with hats53:45 - Linguistic evolution live62:00 - Curmudgeon Complimentarian in a Coif65:20 - OK Boomer73:00 Game Time!!! Trump or Vineyard

Troy stops by to discuss RPGs, fantasy, and reminisce about old Billy Clark. Into/Outro - This guy ^ 00:00 - Hi Troy 02:20 - Topic choice and Billy Clark6:00 - RPGs (warning: boring if you are not a fan)23:00 - IRL25:00 - Football is stupid37:15 - RPG tactic winning IRL 51:30 - Seths Braces and beet chips53:00 - Fantasy and other Literature60:00 - Billy Clark and Gibberish

Tony C. is back to talk about being a dad, some kneeling, anxiety, substance abuse, and Sean rambles for days about who knows what. Intro/Outro:  Troy Remix 00:00 - New boot goofin with Tony02:15 - Seths Dad organizes a child fight05:56 - Tonys childhood activities07:38 - Teaching the boys to resolve conflict20:00 - Patriotism and Christianity confused24:30 - Closed Minded Guys and taking knees39:09 - Confidence during doubt and Sean rambles for days60:00 - Depression and Anxiety and moving forward

Sean and Seth are guestless, get stuck discussing politics after a campaign call from Sanders.  Sean unlocks hidden memories. Intro/Outro:  Troy 00:00 - Feelin the Bern16:00 - Fierce Christian loyalty to politics19:00 - The past is stupid25:00 - Politics37:45 - Street Evangelism 44:55 - Tracts (donate for Hickman-Ribic tract team up https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Secret-Wars/Issue-4?id=19447#32)49:35 - 7th grade rage

The Traveling Taveners (Kenny and Sadie) join us to discuss travel and back problems. Intro/Outro: Troy! 00:00 - Welcome Kenny and Sadie http://www.travelingtaveners.com/01:45 - Absinthe04:30 - backs and wrecks11:30 - Conference fun and shoutouts to Carsonites15:00 - The TravelTavs21:40 - Realistic traveling24:55 - Alternative travel28:00 - The Netherlands (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/amsterdam-and-haarlem-netherlands/id1410456494?i=1000417478592)33:30 - Seans alternative travel38:20 - Perceptions and truth54:00 - Freedom66:40 - Going to Egypt

Marque returns to reminisce and discuss aging. Intro/Outro: Troy 00:00 - Were back 03:50 - Norm Macdonald 07:30 - Higher Education 10:20 - Jordan Valley 23:05 - The terrible life of Altar Boys 31:10 - Quality audio 35:05 - Getting Old 52:05 - Theology of work 59:25 - Too late to find Christian practice 80:00 - Shameless plug

Clif rejoins us to discuss some of the misconceptions of loneliness, singleness, passion, and friendship. Intro/Outro:  Troybert 00:00 - Salad04:40 - The return of Clif of RCK14:22 - Being alone42:00 - Passion Project46:03 - Choosing mates54:12 - Friendship67:02 - Changing the problem

Ex Drunk Punk Brian serves us with flights of scotch whilst discussing the growing up in the bay area, punk and fatherhood. Intro/Outro: The Wynona Riders 00:00 - Brian and the kids in America04:00 - Scotch08:40 - Origins10:52 - Music15:00 - Being disliked and the punk message26:50 - The punk gateway28:00 - Hardcore dancing29:04 - Energy and the hobbit34:30 - Truth and Trial37:30 - Passion and presence45:25 - The journey to Christ58:45 - The other F Word71:30 - Brians TFTD

TMac returns to discuss Postmillenialism, Theonomy, and Paedobaptism! Intro/Outro: Troy 00:00 - Return of the Mac02:50 - Postmil and Optimism and Laws19:00 - Theonomy and the Spirit of the Law25:20 - Paedobaptism position27:20 - Tylers Story32:00 - Covenantal Theology54:30 - What is Paedobaptism?59:30 - A beautiful thing64:20 - The council of Jerusalem83:57 - Billy Graham91:00 - Awards

Weird Mike is back to talk about more weird stuff.  We have a personal collective Mandela Effect experience over hot dogs, and Sean works out some emotional issues. Intro/Outro: Troy 00:00 - Strange Mike Returns07:45 - AI and what makes a human?10:04 - General Intelligence11:15 - AI for Cats and DeepDream for Dogs 17:15 - The Paperclip machine 23:50 - Superposition and alternate reality26:45 - The Mandela Effect49:50 - Biblical Mandela Effect54:12 - Flat Earth Theory63:55 - Antartica67:50 - The Moon84:50 - Mandela Effect LIVE EVENT REACTION92:30 - Weird Mikes Screw Mandela TFTD96:30 - Seths Angel Mandela TFTD99:40 - Seans Mandela Corduroy TFTD106:00 - In summary107:51 - We break115:30 - Indoctrination127:45 - Shoutout to Canary Cry 

Nathan comes by with little notice to discuss having open hands, great tacos, and cusses. Intro/Outro: Troy 00:00 - Nathan and the Sign or Seal of a new Covenant29:30 - Cussing32:15 - Seth smokes the liddelist pipe40:36 - Vulgarity73:15 - Quick political rant

The Dye family joins us in the studio and discusses sports, teenage drinking and emotional wellness. Intro/Outro: Troy 00:00 - Gabe, Kim and Ever03:45 - Sports and Notre Dame11:15 - The Dye history18:12 - Sports25:40 - Seth and Sean ruin a budding FBI Career35:30 - Kims story41:03 - Emotional Wellness and the Church48:15 - Shoutout to Jason Bennet