Rick And Morty Minute Podcast

14:35-15:40.  Getting to the left nipple, putting your fingers anywhere, and the rest is all Return of the Jedi and the Forrest Gump sequel.  We're sorry.

13:36-14:45.  Where's the anger coming from?  Animation reaches new heights (lows?) in what can be made funny.  Plus, we're just a couple of puritanical squares.

12:03-13:36. Rebigulation, the Afrikaans accent, and what's not to love about gift cards?

11:12-12:03.  Christmas drums being played by a boy, sweet irony, and getting unlaid.  I realize they're having a good time, but eat shit.

10:02-11:11. Animatronic enzymes, the trail of shit (hidden in plain sight!) at Disneyland, and gonorrhea.

8:56-10:01.  Food Court! Jurassic Park films are debated and the profitability of Anatomy Park dissected.

7:55-8:56. Bringin' the bang-bang, rapey pirates, and the magnificent death of Alexander! Also, because Chris kept bad notes, we overlap with a bit of the previous episode - if it really bothers you, we'll refund your money.

6:48-7:52.  Security systems are down in the alvililia...the alvileoliar...the lungs.

5:35-6:47.  This shit is WEIRD!  And it's not because they are old, and it's not because he is black.  

4:30-5:34 Dissecting Pepper's Ghost, dissing Chappie, and deciphering a John Oliver impression.

3:35-4:29. We talk parks (theme vs. amusement), Roller Coaster Tycoon, and the layout of Anatomy Park.

1:37-2:38.  We talk old school Jews, then get a little bogged down in the logistics of the Smith house layout, before moving on to the benefits of eggnog.

0:33-1:37. Misheard lyrics, Jerry's givin' it to that ham, and we're stuck in Phil Collins's proverbial paradise.

20:00-20:47.  Tearful goodbyes, Stargate and Dogworld.  Plus, we get our first tag.

19:01-20:00.  Once we clear up Eugene Levy, we tackle champagne villains and move on to an achingly adorable puppy disguise.

17:51-19:00.  Morty's concubines beat it when they find out what Morty did.  We finally let Inception go, and one of us tells everyone to go fuck themselves.

16:50-17:51.  The dog army advances.  We talk addictions and Rothko.

15:40-16:50.  Out of the frying pan - dot, dot, dot - and into the fruit basket.

14:57-15:39.  Scary Terry walks us out of the dream layers.  Don't even trip, dog.  

13:28-14:38.  Scary Terry's scary dreams.  Tales of a first-time coitus.  And General Veers.  Of course.