Rick And Morty Minute Podcast

12:25-13:27.  A Nightmare on Scary Street; a lovely family at home.

11:16-12:24.  Why is there a ghost on the staircase?  Plus: Why you CAN run, and SHOULD hide.  Bitch.

10:21-11:15.  When you correct somebody, smash a mirror for emphasis.  Let them know where you stand.

9:20-10:20.  "Where are my testicles, Summer?"

7:52-9:20. A, B, his name is Scary Terry. C, D, we get off topic right away and talk about basements, Predator, strokes and eugenics.

6:22-7:52.  Sexual Perversity in Mrs. Pancakes's Dreams.  And long live Jackie Brown.

5:23-6:22.  Goldenfold be double-gunnin'!  Chris and Kevin be havin' irrational fears of tall buildings and physical impossibilities.

4:20-5:22.  Meet Kevin!  Can you pass the mirror test?  Can we get away with using half the batteries?

3:21-4:20.  Serving Wheat Thins on a plane, family-style?  Plus, we try not to talk too much about our own dreams.

2:34-3:20.  A plan unfolds to incept Mr. Goldenfold, and we spend a lot of time talking about medieval torture.  Humans are the worst.

1:34-2:33.  Did Inception make sense?  Can we stay on topic?

0:33-1:33.  Golf sucks.  Dogs suck.  But we make the case for coin collecting.

We finish the Pilot with that first Ninja Turtles movie, our addictions, and the brilliance of the mentally ill.

17:25-20:02.  A display of rectally-infused brilliance.  Also, what's frightening about the elderly.

16:47-17:55.  Stand down!  A parental confrontation at school, and one of us tells a daring tale of escape.

15:08-16:46.  A Spielberg Chase! And a highbrow principle, defended in the white trashiest way possible.

14:13-15:07.  Airport regulations can suck it.  Glarp Zone and all.

12:05-13:36.  Let's talk about dead kids at school.  And, is it always wrong to steal a memorial bicycle?

10:55-12:05.  Morty breaks the fuck out of his legs, and we re-tread 10th grade physics to figure out how far he fell.

9:53-10:54.  Beth's office will convince you that she is a goddamned doctor.  Oh, and it's not lupus.