Get Off My Lawn Podcast W/ Gavin Mcinnes

After a lot of heavy politics, we decided to make this episode super funny and comedy oriented. The problem is, simply focussing on funny topics does not a funny podcast make. This ep is less amusing than any of the political ones which may be proof I’m just losing my sense of humor. This episode could be the first of a sad decline in my career as a professional amuser.

After discussing how lame your ideas are when you’re asleep, we get into a hodge podge of topics including all these miserable comedians who tell us how to live our lives. Dude, you just had a nervous breakdown and your buddy tried to kill himself. Stop telling us how to live our lives. We also look at the death of comedy in general, Justin Trudeau’s prostitution scandal, Alex Jones on Joe Rogan, and a bunch of letters we’ve gotten recently in a new segment called “Scrotum” (mail bag).

This one’s all about my vacation where I hung out with some of the fattest people in the entire world. Yikes! America we have a serious obesity epidemic and it appears to be getting worse. Why are you on a Rascal at Disney World? Because walking makes you tired? Yeah, that’s the point. Walking isn’t your enemy, the Rascal is. Anyway, I took the family to Mets Spring Training in Port St. Lucie as well as Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal Studios, Volcano Bay, and Island of Adventure in Orlando. It was pretty fun but I think being a New Yorker may have ruined my personality forever.

I visited my dad in Florida and asked him why the media is in total and utter denial when it comes to the horrific murders of white farmers in South Africa. I also brought mum in to explain why this guy thinks he’s so great - maybe he is.

Told ya so. Have we reached peak Clown World yet? We have rich black people who grew up white such as Cory Booker and Kamala Harris using a hate crime hoax to push through an anti-lynching bill. Is anyone pro-lynching? Isn’t it already illegal? At this point, we’ve gone so far, you just have to sit back and laugh.

We're in Texas, yeeehaw! Drinking beer, talking about buttholes, treasured memories, and noobs. The audio is weird since we're using Lav mics. There's video of this one, go to my YouTube channel for that. 

Today's podcast mostly revolves around how shitty stylists and wardrobe people in movies ruin everything. It ruined a great AC/DC song. It could've ruined Jaws. We move onto a Vice video of black conservatives and liberals talking to each other. The word retard is bad, right? Why can't people be ideologically opposed and still get along?       PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

Today's episode is mostly covering the SPLC law suit. There's a few detours here and there-- but it's a pretty big thing. It'll get funnier soon, but for now your support would be greatly appreciated. Go to DefendGavin.com to donate whatever you can to help fund us take a stand against the SPLC.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

There's a bunch of hodge-podge in this ep. Gavin agrees to a melee with a buffed up Coppercab, small updates on Jussie Smollet thing, some cringe confessions, Ryan's cringy "Stand Up" video, and more.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

The story of Jussie Smollett being gay-bashed by two racists in MAGA hats AND ski masks (how exactly does that work?) is one of the fishiest stories of the year. Was he being stalked and they finally decided to make their move? Why did they ask if he was that “f-—t Empire n——r”? Why do racists care so much about a show they’ve never seen? I’m not saying he’s lying but if this turns out to be a hoax, remember we were among the first to be dubious. However, if it’s true, Gavin commits to a humiliating ritual as an apology for showing skepticism. See inside for more.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

Today we get into the overkill FBI raid of Roger's home, the suspiciously convenient timing of CNN's reporter who staked out Roger's home due to his "instinct" and an hour later got the footage. SNL had Steve Martin portraying Roger, and it stunk. We also talk stories for kids, pirates, Anthony Cumia becoming one of NYC's "crazy people" and more.     PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

Gavin explains why he almost cried yesterday. We talk about boxing and the books Gavin is into lately and then we reveal the truth behind why everyone hates Brad.    PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

Ann Coulter says that the only thing all these radical leftists groups have in common is their hatred for white men. I think it’s more specific than that. The far left rolls their eyes at old, white men and don’t really see them as a threat but they have a burning, irrational hatred for a very specific type of young man. They hate healthy, white, Christian, handsome, fit, upper middle class, college-aged men who are likely to be successful and end up happily married. On this podcast we call this archetype “Brad” and try to figure out why everyone hates him so much. Why did everyone run with this Catholic High School story about disrupting an indigenous ceremony? Why were the death threats so vitriolic? What’s with all the hate?   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod    

Gavin's son calls the police. The floor can't be lava. Ryan has tons of parking tickets. Boxing talk, and Ryan wants to get a body blow. Salesmen are pretty skilled. Gavin loses a friend over James Gandolfini's death. Ryan can't tell a story. The soundboard is analyzed. Sex with Oprah. Scary movies. Letting your sexuality define you.    PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

If you’re so determined to “shout at the devil,” then you hate him and see him as a threat to your life. I’ve been thinking a lot about the devil these days as I see things go from kinda crappy to downright sinister. Is the concept of “Satan” just a synonym for “evil” or is it more like actual demons coming from hell to do terrible things? I’m not at Alex Jones levels of “there are demons!” but I’m definitely drifting from the whole, “Meh, it just means ‘bad stuff’.”   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

My life is far from perfect. I’ve made a lot of mistakes. This podcast is more a, “Do as I say not as I do” kind of thing. This extra-long ep tells you how to do everything right from birth, childhood, adolescence, young adulthood, marriage, parenthood, and retirement. Short version: try to make your life the 1980s.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

Ryan Katsu Rivera and I just got back from skiing with the family in Okemo. No. that’s not a hospital for Irish cancer patients. It’s a ski hill that’s one of the best family-friendly ski resorts in the North East. Why don’t we revere that more? Why don’t we think of the risks and hard work businessmen put in to a project when we go to a ski hill or a water park or even a building? I think our apathy towards entrepreneurs comes from a general malaise towards men’s accomplishments in general. In an effort to appease feminists we have castrated men and made them into pussies.    PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

What do they even mean? You don’t allow Klansmen in your home? Yeah, I thought that was a given. You hate racism? So does 99.99999999% of the population. Why not put a “Rape has no home here” sign on your lawn while you’re at it. This sign does not mean what it says. It either means, “I’m a retard who makes redundant points” or “I believe that president Trump is racist and all his supporters are bigoted anti-Semites who hate blacks and gays and think women should be second class citizens.” You’d think someone that obsessed with justice would be at least a tiny bit concerned about radical Islam but they’re not. There’s even Arabic on the sign! “Hate has no home here” signs are a fuck you to half the country. It’s this kind of cunty behavior that is going to get Trump re-elected. Way to go, assholes.

In this celebrity-packed episode we hang out with at least 16 famous people Ryan Katsu Rivera can do with his mouth. We also get in to the nature of impressions and if it’s even possible to learn how to do them. This episode includes Bill Schulz, Ezra Levant, Sway, Bill Burr, Artie Lange, Tommy Lee Jones, Robert Downey Jr, Sam Elliot, Christopher Walken, Jim Gaffigan, and of course Tony Soprano.  

In this in depth discussion on homosexuality we get deep inside what it’s like to be gay. It’s all conjecture but we determine that the worst part is 14-18 if you live in an anti-gay environment but after moving to the big city it must be awesome. Unfortunately, it can’t be too wonderful once you get super old and nobody wants you. That makes us feel bad.