Archers Of Horror

Just in time for Halloween, the Archer boys finally confront HOWLING 2: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF. Could this be our most anticipated episode yet? Is this movie as terrible as popularly believed or could it be ripe for a HALLOWEEN III style rediscovery? Find out on our newest episode, which as always features that great BLOOD RAGE cover by Matt Akers. Please rate and review the podcast and tell your friends about the show. It's October and people need horror-related podcasts now more than ever! We'll be back with VIDEODROME next week. 

The Archer boys are back again and this time they’re joined by a special guest.  No, it’s not the short adorable Klown.  Sasha Glasser--special effects makeup artist and seasons 7 and 13 contestant on SYFY’s Face Off--joins us to discuss this horrifyingly fun tale of gruesome freaks invading small town USA...and that’s just the college kids.   Sit back, relax, blow up your very own inflatable raft and crack into a jumbo-sized cotton candy cocoon...preferably with fresh human.  Will we make it through this one without getting our blocks knocked off? If so, Sasha is the ideal person to sculpt us new ones--and with more punched-in hair.  Theme song by Matt Akers--check out his bandcamp!  Look for our next episode coming October 15th.

The challenging Mexican film WE ARE THE FLESH takes us some dark and disgusting places as we talk about movies that have shocked us, would we eat human flesh and what makes us wanna throw up. Somehow we also connect this film to the musical "Rent" and Ed talks about rescuing a GI Joe figure from a horrible fate (not as a child, just recently). As always please rate the podcast-- although we know you won't! But please do. On our next episode: KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE w/ special guest! 

Well it's back to a solo episode for DOOM ASYLUM. Where to begin? It's a lot like HELLGATE and THE MUTILATOR except much worse yet still-- kind of lovable? When a group of teens (including a young Kristin Davis and FRANKENHOOKER star Patty Mullen!) visit an abandoned asylum in New Jersey, they find themselves getting picked off one by one by a deranged lawyer turned mortician named Mitch. Who will survive?! Will we?! Will anyone rate and review the podcast?! Theme song by Matt Akers! Check out his bandcamp. We'll be back on Sept 15 with a guest for WE ARE THE FLESH.

In an unintentional tribute to the classic play Waiting for Godot, our hosts spend much of the episode waiting for the guest -- Sabrina Ellis of the bands A Giant Dog and Sweet Spirit -- to show up! But it all fits the vibe of the episode, we promise, as we dig into the mysteries of 2001's DONNIE DARKO. What does it all mean? Is this just a JACOB'S LADDER scenario or are we in a tangent universe? Is Jake Gyllenhaal one of our greatest actors? Did any other good movies come out in 2001? At what point will Sabrina arrive? Why does Ed's mic sound pretty bad? The answer to these questions and more on the new episode of Archers of Horror! As always the BLOOD RAGE theme cover is by Matt Akers. Check out his bandcamp! 

For Rusty's birthday we completely smash the formula and watch a non-horror Arrow release -- THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN. The remake of the Israeli film LEMON POPSICLE is probably best known for launching Golan and Globus in America, on their way to creating the immortal Cannon Films. It's also one of Rusty's favorite movies. But will Ed like it? Find out on this episode! Also please-- we are begging you -- rate and review the podcast!!! We'll return with a guest episode and a horror title on August 15th!

After so many broken promises, we finally have a guest episode! Brea Grant-- from the upcoming film DEAD NIGHT, the podcast Reading Glasses and too many other cool things to list-- joins us to discuss Frank Henenlotter's BASKET CASE. We've come to love Frank on Archers of Horror-- but will we love his most famous movie? Why is Belial so strong? And how was Brea's trip to Universal Studios Hollywood? Join Rusty and Eddie D as they discover the answers to all this and more. As always the cover of the BLOOD RAGE theme is performed by Matt Akers. Check him out on Bandcamp!

After only discussing films made in 1990 and before, we burst into the modern era with Ben Young's 2017 film HOUNDS OF LOVE. We love Australia on Archers of Horror-- but did we love this very tough to watch film?! I will say that one of our opinions on the film changed considerably during the preparation of this episode. If you like the show please rate and review us on iTunes. We know every podcast asks that, but as you'll find out in this episode, we have a special reason for asking! 

In what could be our best episode yet, we get infected by David Cronenberg's first film SHIVERS aka THEY CAME FROM WITHIN aka ORGY OF THE BLOOD PARASITES! Somehow we also tell embarrassing childhood sex stories and manage to feature four samples from Les Miserables! How does it all tie together?! You will have to listen to find out! 

In this episode, Eddie D and Rusty discuss the Australian film DEAD END DRIVE-IN from Ozploitation legend Brian Trenchard-Smith. We dive deep into the special features of this Arrow Blu-ray-- we're confident no other podcast has every talked as much about the included Brian Trenchard-Smith TV doc THE STUNT MEN. Most importantly, we'll learn "which CAAAAAR?!" As always, Matt Akers elevates everything with that amazing cover of the BLOOD RAGE theme, check him out on bandcamp! NEXT EPISODE: SHIVERS 

Somehow we always end up talking about Larry Cohen on this show, especially when discussing this 1988 near-classic he wrote and produced: MANIAC COP. What could have been done to make this film a little better? Is Tom Atkins nice in real life? Have you ever known a maniac cop? What does Chun-Li have to do with any of this? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this episode of Archers of Horror! Also check out Matt Akers on bandcamp, the composer of that amazing cover of the BLOOD RAGE theme. NEXT EPISODE: DEAD END DRIVE-IN!

By far the worst film we have watched for this podcast, HELLGATE nearly destroyed us. But we're back, and we'll be releasing episodes again on the 1st and 15th of every month! But back to HELLGATE-- wow, we hated this movie. Arrow only made 1000 copies of this-- we must destroy the other 998. NEXT EPISODE: MANIAC COP. 

In 1984 a lawyer named Buddy Cooper put his life savings on the line to achieve his ultimate dream-- to become a filmmaker! He gathered his friends and the residents of Atlantic Beach, North Carolina together to make THE MUTILATOR. Was it all worth it?! Rusty and Eddie D break it down in the new episode of Archers of Horror! We are very pleased to announce this is the first episode featuring our new opening theme, a cover of the BLOOD RAGE theme by Matt Akers! This guy rules! Check out his stuff here: https://soundcloud.com/mattakersmusic

Join Rusty and Eddie D as they review the Arrow Video release of BRAIN DAMAGE and find their minds blown by the fact that they've never seen this classic and amazing film by the lovable Frank Henenlotter! This tale of a boy and his brain parasite has finally knocked BLOOD RAGE off of the top spot! What more is there to say? NEXT: THE MUTILATOR 

This is it-- the epic episode that almost destroyed Eddie D and Rusty forever. Will their minds survive Tobe Hooper's insane film LIFEFORCE?!? Please note there are some audio issues as Ed was recording this from an Airbnb in Palm Springs. The next episode is either THE MUTILATOR or BRAIN DAMAGE, depending on which one of us finishes editing first! But the delay definitely won't be as long as it was with this episode!

A few of you may be saying "I thought LIFEFORCE was the next episode!" Well, that's true. It was supposed to be. But Rusty edited this quicker than Eddie D could edit LIFEFORCE so here we are. In this episode we discuss Frank Henenlotter's classic FRANKENHOOKER and will be doing BRAIN DAMAGE a few weeks from now. FRANK RULES!

This week our hosts revisit CREEPSHOW 2 in their ongoing quest to watch every horror release from Arrow Video! How do the three segments hold up to a modern rewatch? Where does CREEPSHOW 2 rank overall in terms of anthology films? How awful is Tom Savini as The Creep?! The answers to all of these questions and more on this episode of Archers of Horror! 

It is time for Rusty and Eddie D to tackle one of the most popular of all Arrow Video horror releases -- THE BURBS!! Tom Hanks and Brother Theodore star in Joe Dante's dark comedy of suburban paranoia. Who loved it?! Who thought it was just OK?! How will the Venga Boys get involved?! NEXT EPISODE: CREEPSHOW 2!

Rusty and Eddie D meet in person to discuss best xmas presents, worst xmas memories, best xmas songs and even get around to mentioning today's film CHRISTMAS EVIL! Get into the holiday spirit with our shortest episode yet! 

What does Larry Cohen's 1985 film THE STUFF have to do with ET, He-Man, My Pet Monster, Micromagic Microwaveable Milkshakes and accidentally almost eating dog poo? It's another digression filled episode as Eddie D and Rusty tackle the sentient yogurt semi-classic and ignite a blood feud with one of the crew members! Our listeners are really starting to build but we need more ratings so please rate and review the show!