Dull Crayons

EPIC FAIL: WOMAN FALLS INTO POLE!!! Actually, in our second episode, we discuss the little know tale of Uncle Shelby's ABZ's, an Adult Primer, brought to you by Playboy, Shel Silverstein, and the letter Kidnapper. Also discussed: Crossfire, CROSSFIRE, and Big--what a weird flick.

Intellectual property, mascots, Law & Order, and an Op-Ed shot at elitist kids. Folks, we're coloring all over the lines in our inaugural episode.