The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : The TEN baby names that are DYING OUT! Arnold goes TERMINATOR on bigots! And, we celebrate the legend of ZORRO!!! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The GARMY raises money to FIGHT MS! Remakes from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW asks, "DO YOU KNOW YOUR BEARS?!" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! (Yes, it's ASH(ton) WEDNESDAY!) Eddie goes to WAR with a WHOLE COUNTRY! And, we've got an ANGELIC "One-Hit Wonder" for you! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The return of TED LASSO! Is it the creepiest WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ever?! And a classic ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Would you pay more for "good" movie seats?! And, the best Super Bowl PARTY FOODS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The worst TV TUNES TUESDAY ever! The Garmy raises even MORE money for charity! And, HAPPY "TALK LIKE A GRIZZLED PROSPECTOR" DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The weekend's NFL GAMES! It's a bittersweet edition of MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Do REAL MEN change tires?! And, we expose the seedy world of FISH CASINOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Sex U. wraps things up! We reach the BOILING POINT! And, Eddie chooses a YOGI for spiritual guidance! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Garmy feeds some hungry folks for the holidays! The best MOVIES nobody is making! A classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY COCOA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie perform their first ever Christmas DUET! Get stuffed with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, who invented SANTA?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The man behind the MUSIC of the LOONEY TUNES! Euphemisms for SEX all through history! And, happy 247th birthday to the U.S. MARINE CORPS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : TV TUNES TUESDAY gives us the blues! The amazing GARMY raises money to FEED THE HUNGRY! Meet the TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, Happy DIA DE LOS MUERTOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : This TV TUNES TUESDAY is murder! A salute to GREASY FOODS! The Garmy rescues WOLVES! And HAPPY CHUCKY DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve "The Spark" Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our VIDEO VAULT salute to the late, great ROBBIE COLTRANE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : @steveashton's UK UPDATE! We salute @eddiepence with a HAIKU! The best day for a ONE-HIT WONDER! And, a fascinating interview with voice-over star @candimilo about her wild childhood and new book, SURVIVING THE ODD! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The return of DR. FUCKPUMPKIN! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY to keep you company! And, HAPPY VODKA DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: Surprising ways SEX makes you HEALTHIER! RIP Coolio! And, the 100 GREATEST TV SHOWS of all time?! REALLY?! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Never forget: "Feel free to believe!" The GARMY raises money for DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS! Twisted TONGUES! And, a spacey TV TUNES TUESDAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What's on your SEX PLAYLIST? Boozy TONGUE TWISTERS! An all-American TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the Garmy pays tribute to TV's BATMAN, Adam West! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport