The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : HOT FUDGE, HOLY MOLEY! It's FRIDAY! With Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We salute actors gone too soon with the VIDEO VAULT! Class is in session with the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the hottest new fashion sensation, SEMEN JEWELRY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a brutal TONGUE TWISTER TUESDAY! Meet the FURRIES for CHRIST! And, the story of a TV show about "Bobby", a kind-hearted, leather-jacketed drunk from New Jersey! (But, they named the show after a doctor for some reason. The fools.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's Eddie VS The Criminals! We try homemade MUSTARD DONUTS! And, hear about the GAME SHOW where everybody hated Ralph! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The legend of THE GREAT CAKE DISASTER! Who gave us the MIDDLE FINGER? And, we try RAISING CANE'S CHICKEN FINGERS to see if they're worth the wait! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Life is a BEACH! Knott's BURY Farm?! And, Eddie learns the magic of a COFFEE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's the ... TERROR OF THE MONKEY! Plus, good COWBOYS and bad COWBOYS! And, we ask "Are MASKS sexy?" SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! On today's #TheRalphReport : The GARMY raises money to help a family in crisis! And, on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY we try a frozen treat from Canada … KETCHUP POPSICLES! SUBSCRIBE: wwww.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The BEST bank robber in the WORLD! KISS pisses off a country! And, tips on how to make your own SEX ROOM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What's up with OBI-WAN?! We finally SPREAD OUR MEAT! And, Happy 89th Birthday to the DRIVE-IN MOVIES! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : All eyes are on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, what do you call a male "bimbo"? And, Steve Ashton pays "tribute" (?) to the Queen in today's UK UPDATE! We hope she's listening! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Attack of the KILLER JAW: The Final Chapter"(?) America has a national MAMMAL?! And, finally, a battle to the death: MIRACLE WHIP vs MAYO! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The terrible tales of TMJ! The GARMY raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, SHALOM! It's GEFILTE FISH on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www.Patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : THE FLASH is fucked up! We import our ONE-HIT WONDER from Germany! The all-time best COMEDY SONG! And, the world's greatest VENTRILOQUIST! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We go down under to revisit a classic ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The worst airplane HIGH JACKING ever! And, RIP Gilbert Gottfried. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The amazing Garmy raises money to battle HUNGER! Why monkeys (and Ralph) love BOOZE! And, we pay tribute to the treasure found in Eddie's ATTIC! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to motherhood with THE CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We go back to the future for this week's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And who will win @eddiepence's portrait of Loraine Falchetta?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our annual ST. PATRICK'S DAY show! Featuring our special guests: Guinness stout and Powers Irish whiskey! You can literally hear Ralph get drunker as the show goes on! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Raising money for Alzheimer's research! The missing link to TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a TRR interview w/ the director and subject of the new documentary film about a reluctant Batman fan: "BATMAN AND ME" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our favorite cinematic crime-fighters from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the ALL-BATMAN edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph is a LIFESAVER! What artist is featured on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! ("Who wants to know?!") The latest (and frostiest) TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, SUPERHERO BUTTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport