The Ralph Report

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's a "Freaky Friday" switch on today's VIDEO VAULT! Do you have an ANAL personality? And, YOU could win today's GARMY GAME SHOW! (It's all about MONKEYS!!!) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Bill Murray is a GOD! Roland Emmerich can kiss our asses! And, Ralph and @eddiepence finally become DRINKING BUDDIES for our TRR WHISKEY TASTE-TEST! (Okay, it's fake whiskey, but still ...) SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We raise money for charity with SUPER POO! Have a happy NATIONAL SERPENT DAY! And, it's a special MYSTERY "TV Tunes Tuesday"! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're over the moon for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy ROBERT BURNS DAY! (It's a Scottish thing.) And, meet our favorite MONKEY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's an uncanny TV TUNES TUESDAY! The adventures of SUPERPOOH! And, we raise a bunch of money for the @srfcure in honor of BOB SAGET! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What will be the hottest SEX TRENDS for 2022?! Is the average person really carrying around 5-20 pounds of POOP?! And, what's the best DRIVING SONG of all time?! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY NEW YEAR! "The Ralph Report" is BACK! On today's show, the first TRR of 2022, it's a salute to BETTY WHITE! Folks confessing their sins! And, GUM JOBS! Join the fun and subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : ZORRO returns! A holiday ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton is back with the UK UPDATE! And, would you eat a COCKENTRICE? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Welcome the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! All hail the QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS! And, we taste-test FLAVORED LUBE! BBQ, Chicken and Bacon! OH MY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL! A holly jolly GARMY GAME SHOW! Also, Ralph got CONNED! And, holiday movies you should watch, pulled from the TRR VIDEO VAULT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What NOT to name your kids! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Singers who ACT from the VIDEO VAULT! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! And, will we finally have a winner on the GARMY GAME SHOW? Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We take ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY all the way! We play our new game: "SWEDISH or KLINGON?!" And, is there really BACON FLAVORED LUBE?! (Spoilers: Yes.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A salute to THE FONZ! We get to the hart of TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the GARMY confesses their SINS ... again! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A (spoilers-free) review of 007's NO TIME TO DIE! A salute to the POP-UP TOASTER! And, a MONSTROUS Munchin' Monday taste-test! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Step into TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY fights MS! Twisted tongues! Folks CONFESS their SINS! And, Happy FACE YOUR FEARS DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On #TheRalphReport : Dirty cops in SEX IN THE NEWS! @steveashton delivers the UK UPDATE! @jaybusbee from @YahooSports talks Urban Meyer and the NFL! And, a scary VIDEO VAULT proves that VAMPIRES SUCK! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : You woke up this morning to a TV TUNES TUESDAY! More kinky stuff goes down in G-D M-F MYRTLE BEACH! Our tongues get fully twisted! And, the Garmy steps up to get ADAM WEST his hometown statue! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : An embarrassing TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY gives to charity! A brutal TONGUE TWISTER! What's up with POWER GIRL's boobs? And, Happy CREAM-FILLED DONUT Day! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph gets SAKE BOMBED! It's a ONE-HIT WONDER with soul! And, we've finally identified what the hell "GRIMACE" is! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to the great ED ASNER! Blast off with a tangy MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, an ALL-DRUNK edition of calls from "The Ralph Report HOTLINE"! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport