Chanter Rant Podcast

Fooko and MacGerkin head to Vista California for some highland games shenanigans. They drink too much and have a good time playing for sheets and generally being avoided. But they were able to Chanter Rant a couple unsuspecting people and get some good convo's in as well. Check it out! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The guys get it together sort of for this weeks episode. They get caught up on all sorts of voicemails and emails and then go back in time for Fooko to be the fail of the week. They talk some shit about Canadian bands and how America rules. Then they do a full review of Inverarary's new medley and Josh has some advice for Steven McWhirter. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFS25ZAtZo Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/OttZcxYWH7M ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us

Do not click play. Go directly to jail. We did this night. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBK00Za5UA Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPedwnc5e_s ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Fortunately the pipe band world is like a soap opera... never at a loss for material. Fooko gets told he is not as good as Jack Lee in a recent meeting with band members and decides to walk out on rehearsal. The boys go through the details of the post Vegas Games debacle that is the Band That Shall Not Be Named. Join us for some serious whining! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/AVkGyS7S4uQ?t=79 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/f9RV9JC3eBo?t=205 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us

It's time once again for the depraved stories of pipe band life. This is a great episode to play for your new band mates. It will test them to see if they have what it takes to survive in this world of nerds shitting their pants and fornicating. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://twitter.com/ChanterRant/status/1132780683686846464 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx7rX_OhLHy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The first major of the pipe band season happened this past weekend, and the results of the British Championships in Grade 2 were all over the place. The gents get into the need for a better system of judging, even though Closkelt still won and that is all that matters. Josh admits that Doogie is right and isn't that whats truly important? Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/XlGLYTtzTAs Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/whiskyandtartan/videos/534633567061001/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Darrell Calvillo, open piper from SoCal, is in studio with us as he was in town doing a gig with Fooko. We go on the rip and ignore him for the most part. Josh calls everyone the C word and Fooko gets drunk and fanboys out on the Wake crew. Nothing is accomplished so why listen. Pipe Band Fail of the Week: Fake Fail: https://youtu.be/bW_8h8PwTEQ Real Fail: https://soundcloud.com/pipersdojo/255-long-form-chat-with-andy-fusco-5072019 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/VATatt/videos/444935329412519/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Fooko is in Albany, NY for the Piper's Dojo Tuning Clinic and calls in to Josh to fit one in. We talk about whether clitoris size matters and if piping down south is a better option for Rab to stream than in NI. Fooko tells a great funeral disaster story and respond to all the feedback about the New Plan. We hit a new Fail and Win of the week and finally recap funny stories of the Dojo Tuning clinic. Tune and and feel free to let us know what you think! Fail of the week: Was sent privately as a download so we can't show it Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/VATatt/videos/974513972752633/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean com

On this weeks episode, the gents go through the news of pipe bands for the week, review some more happenings from the Las Vegas Highland Games, and put themselves up for Fails of the Week. Then we get into the topic of changing the training program again to see if taking Fooko out of the loop helps the situation. They get drunk and talk in circles for way too long but hey, that's what why were here right? ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Apologies for the delay on this one. Most of the Chanter Rant recording gear was stolen the weekend of the games so we had to scramble a bit to get caught up. We lost so much great material! We catch up on the happenings of the Las Vegas Highland Games, tell some stories of various ranters and their visit to Vegas and then pass out in a stupor. Check it out! Fail of the week: https://www.facebook.com/219997534859254/videos/280718912862021/ Win of the week: https://www.facebook.com/camilikins/videos/10157298802214884/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Ozzy has been in Vegas for a week and had declared herself not worthy to hang. We get into stories of partying all week and what it's like to play with the Band that Shall Not be Named. Finally we chronicle Ozzy's experience with The Most Energetic Man in the World, Cyclone Jack. Enjoy. ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Aussie Ausbroad arrives in Vegas and we put her right to work on the show. Still reeling from her trip back in time, we get her drunk and talk shit not even a little related to piping. Discussions are had about the future whirlwind of Vegas debauch that is coming to her, what it's like to be in Vegas and what she want's to accomplish while here (that doesn't include filling the ovaries). Watch out! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

No longer content to live in obscurity, the guys finally suck enough d*ck to get someone of value on the show and then completely chanter rant the whole thing. Mega star Callum Blowmont and Matt "King Dong" Wilson join the guys to drink some beers and talk some shit. We wouldn't say so much it happened as it more happened to them. Can someone get these two ijeets a producer so they can pull a half decent interview together?! Special guests: Callum Beaumont (Triumph Street) and Matt Wilson (Field Marshall) ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

The reviews are in: St Patrick's Day was a smashing success, if by success you mean sh*t attacks, lame cover bands, and rough rides home. But at least some economics happened. The guys get in to all the things that happened on St Patrick's Day 2019 and likely make some enemies in the process. It's been awhile since we got angry emails so here's to pissing people off! Enjoy! Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/zrZOHoMzjSA ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Fooko is back from the Dissonance of the Seas and the guys get right in to it. They discuss St Patrick's Day planning, what was the Dojo University Cruise like and Fooko's taste in men. Take a listen! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu31brlFVq_/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=zv52ev2ff37n Pipe Band Win of the Week: Piper’s Dojo Cruise sold out? https://www.facebook.com/nancy.nasonguss/videos/2788860161154542/?notif_id=1552625765305314¬if_t=feedback_reaction_generic_tagged ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

While Fooko absconds on a booze cruise with his secret lover Andrew Douglas, Fireman Bill stops by to fill the bearded one's chair and the boys discuss upcoming St. Paddys plans, the war on service bands, and butt stuff. A new member is added to the Chanter Rant Cast: Dilly. Still want a free sticker? Send in them iTunes reviews! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bur31BHFEIj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.facebook.com/ian.mcgregor.984/videos/635701529787487/ ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Fooko is back on the booze! The boys celebrate by reading some listener reviews from iTunes, and then immediately Josh loses his shit on the comments section's response to last week's episode. Ozzy Ozbroad's hit corner returns, and when their scheduled guest goes MIA the gents "make lemonade out of f#$%ing lemons" and bring back the classic Never Have I Ever with surprise guest MLK. Still want a free sticker? Send in them iTunes reviews! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/Wave89/videos/996576017199956/ Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://youtu.be/YZZDtRI_xMQ?t=7 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterr

Oh the boys stir it up this time and go back to the topic of associations. This can't be good for anyone, especially our heroes. They do the usual BS and read some fan mail and voicemails, start a war with Rab, and shit on someone playing pipes on the internet. Then they have an in depth discussion on what should the associations be doing for us, at a bare minimum. Check it out! Please write a review (on iTunes specifically) to get your free sticker. Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYoZoEau5UU&t=126s ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Doogie stops by to shit on his fellow band mates in Inveraray and District Pipe Band. You won't want to miss this one! Find out why Stuart is incompetent as a leader, why he hates playing for this band and other controversial things. Hold on... maybe that was a dream I had instead of a show. We did fall asleep while Andrew was talking. I guess we'll have tune in to find out too. Cheers! Don't forget to get your free bagpipe lesson at www.dojouniversity.com/musicalcunilingus ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneofthesix!

Leave the kids outside for this one folks! Coleen Hamstring is back on the show to help us try to make a decent show for once. The Los Angeles Scots are on Grey's Anatomy TONIGHT and Colin is here to talk about the experience of being a pipe band on a major TV show and contrast that with being on the worlds worst podcast. Wonderful submissions from the audience this week so thanks to them for sending in great stuff! Sorry for the sound quality issues. Skype is crap. Someday we'll figure it out. Special Guest: Colin Armstrong, PM LA Scots ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Rant Merch at www.chanterrant.com, or follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/chanterrant www.instagram.com/chanterrant www.twitter.com/chanterrant Snapchat @chanterrant Join in the conversation with mean comments or #chanterrant and let us know if you are #oneof