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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is not in fact the final episode of Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. This week not only do we find out that there's at least one more episode but we find out that everybody has lost their g-damn minds. The VIP hosts head to a yacht to have a "nice day" and everybody, especially Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) knows its not going to be nice. Follow us on Instagram @weretalkingaboutBS and Twitter @HOOSWTABS

This ep is not for the faint of heart, Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) could barely muster the strength to get through. When Britney (@britneyspears) shaved her head it was barely the beginning of the struggle to come and the people around her did not give a f***. Following the release of Blackout things only spiraled further as she faced her divorce, Kevin being a full on dirt bag, and eventually two 5150 psychiatric holds. Follow us on Instagram @weretalkingaboutBS and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

You guys we're still doing this how fun is that?? It's episode 9 of Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club and it feels like episode 10 million. We're finally eyeing the finish line but boy do things take a turn in this episode. The guy from Younger comes to town, there's a Panos sanctioned house party at the villa, and Brent sucks. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutBS and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

If you thought the first half of Blackout was a knockout, wait until the second half changes your friggin life. This week Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashlehammm) take a dip into the second half and the press that followed. The reviews of this album hardly do it justice and 10 years later every outlet on earth is basically on their hands and knees begging Britney (@britneyspears) for forgiveness. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs and twitter: @hooswtabs

Spoiler alert: this show just will not get better. This week Mike and Alex argue about something that could have been an important moment in MTV history but instead is yelling and nonsense. Brent is a jerk again but "redeems himself" by being the center of attention and Lindsay quotes Oprah. Thank goodness Billy is there minding his own business and having a nice time.

It's still Britney B*tch. This week we dive even deeper into the Blackout era with the first half of the album. It's like the hiatus never even happened this album unfolds in such a classic and incredible Britney (@britneyspears) fashion with a series of straight bangers up top. I dare you to listen to Blackout and not have a full panic attack about how good this album is. Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) do their best to remain calm. Follow us on Instagram @weretalkingaboutBS and on Twitter @HOOSWTABS

If you thought Lindsay saving a lobster was some goofy ass behavior wait until you step into the beach club this week. Not everyone is here for Lindsay's management style. This week not only is there a race to be the best VIP nonsense idiot, there's also an opening for who gets to be the most boring. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutBS and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Before it was a hit single Gimme More was supposed to be Britney (@britneyspears)'s giant comeback performance at the 2007 MTV VMAs. It had been months since she'd performed live and the anticipation was at an all time high and boy did she not deliver. This week Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashlehammm) dive into the 10 million red flags that her team should have acknowledged. The thirst to use Britney came first and instead of letting her recover they pushed her further past the breaking point. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutBS and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Another week, another beach. Just kidding it's the same beach and Lindsay and the gang are still there. They may have tried to drudge up some personal drama this week but it didn't really work, the main sitch is that none of them are good at their jobs but May is especially bad. What will happen next?? Only time will tell but Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) will also try to tell so stay tuned.

Remy Kassimir (@remykassimir) joins Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) this week to discuss the latest in Britney Spears and how Blackout effected one of her very first relationships. Follow Remy on twitter and Instagram: @remykassimir

Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club has a brand new time slot and they didn't even tell us. This week Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) catch up on the aftermath of Jonitta and Gabi's fight, Sara and Brent's bullshit, and Lindsay finds a way to bring Meryl Streep AND Oprah into the conversation. It's actually a real treat.

A lot of people have been terrible to Britney Spears (@britneyspears) but few have been worse than The Media. Perez Hilton, The Daily Mail, People Magazine, and basically every outlet under the sun tore poor Brit to shreds when she needed the most support and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) will not stand for it. This week it's a classic Claire and Ashley Ep back into the Britney timeline. Following the rough patch in early 2007 the patch got even rougher because literally no one had any g-damn compassion. Britney wrote the most incredible letter to all of us and it went so under-appreciated she deserves so much better. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutBS and Twitter: @hooswtabs

Hey guys, we're still doing this. We watched most of Lindsay's Beach Club Episode 4 and honestly, it was insane. Nobody on this show is sane but the joke is that we're the least sane because we keep watching it. Sorry again.

This week Catherine Zini (@catziti) drops by her own kitchen for a chat about Britney Spears (@britneyspears) that will knock your socks off. She's also an expert in avoiding the sun and looking young while Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) continue to make plans for botox. Follow Catherine on Twitter @CatZini And on Instagram @Catziti Follow us on Twitter @HOOSWTABS and on Instagram @weretalkingaboutbs

Episode 3 of Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club will truly knock your socks off and not in a good way. This week we fall further into the vortex of Brent and Sara's noise and frankly it's all rather alarming. Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) further develop their theories for why it's a bad show and Claire wraps it all up with a sobering realization.

This week Emily Wilson (@therealemilywilson) joins Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) fresh into her first week back on the Keto diet to break down her life and her fondest memories of the king Britney Spears (@britneyspears). Follow Emily @therealemilywilson Follow us on Instagram @weretalkingaboutbs and on Twitter @HOOSWTABS

You may have already guessed but Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club episode 2 is almost dumber than episode 1. Sorry. Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) offer their theories on why the show is bad, let us know who wins. Lindsay (@lindsaylohan) looks fresh as a softly lit daisy but the people around her are starting to unravel so honestly there's promise.

I don't know if anyone here is interested in facts but just in case we brought 'em, baby. This week Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) welcome guest Leila Nations (@leilanations), hair stylist extraordinaire. She knows the ins and outs of every celebrity's head and fills us in on exactly what's up with Britney's jacked up extensions. Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutbs and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Welcome to the very first HOOSWTABS PRESENTS. For once in our goddamn live's we're not talking about the king B. Spears but instead her former partner in crime, Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan is in the process of a global comeback with a greek nightlife empire and luckily cameras are there to document the whole thing. Lucky beyond that Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) are here to document what they document. In the first episode of Lindsay Lohan's Beach house we meet a lot of idiots and Lindsay flexes on all of them. Follow us on Instagram @weretalkingaboutBS and on Twitter: @HOOSWTABS

Certified h8r Ahri Findling (@theycallmeahri) stepped into the studio this week to talk mad shit, luckily Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) taught him a thing or two about the spirit of pop music and the angel that is Britney Spears. Follow him on Instagram: @theycallmeahri and Twitter: @theycallmeahri Follow us on Instagram: @weretalkingaboutBS and Twitter: @HOOSWTABS