Deceptively Fast With Seth Payne

Seth and Drew discuss what type of NFL owner Jeff Bezos would be; Why on earth would OU receiver Spencer Jones fight a cauliflower-eared person; Drew shares a fight story; Fernando Tatis potentially owes $30 million to a curious business model; Kim and Kanye -- splitsville; Drew finds out that Larry King died. Seth Payne is a former NFL player who now talks a lot. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne

Seth's friend Drew joins him, victorious after he dominated his ankle surgery. Seth explains why the Texans weren't gonna string out J.J. Watt's release; Where should J.J. sign in free agency;  The Texans don't get enough credit for at least being a non-violent cult; The three habits of healthy people.

In this episode I am joined by Brett Kollmann, who makes his living breaking down NFL film on YouTube. He's somewhat of a pioneer in that regard, and wicked smart. He is also, sadly, a Texans fan. We did this interview on the day that J.J. Watt announced his departure from the team, so we spent a good deal of time feeling sorry for ourselves on this episode. In between fits of depression, we break down what makes Deshaun Watson so special and where Watt might end up next season. Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for a decade. You can follow him on Instagram and Twitter @SethCPayne 

What might Tom Brady have said to Tyrann Mathieu that the Honeybadger wouldn't repeat on social media? Seth and Drew recount times they've offended football players' delicate ears with insults they had thought were NBD; Tom Brady is your Executive of the Year, both this year and likely next; Drew basks in his correct Super Bowl prediction; Seth realizes his mom probably knew more about his teenage antics than she let on; The oddity that was the 1-900 number.  

Seth gives his instant reaction to the Super Bowl, then he and Drew chop it up over Deshaun Watson, COVID 2021, and more.

Seth's friend Drew Hodgdon gives him hope by saying he thinks it's highly unlikely that Deshaun Watson gets traded. The guys also discuss whether Lebron James is one bit wrong for calling out a creepy courtside couple in Atlanta. They then discuss an article about how to be more socially adept, but sour on it when they decide that the author is just a little too British. Seth Payne is a retired NFL veteran who now hosts a sports radio show in Houston. You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne

Seth and his old teammate Drew Hodgdon discuss the NFL conference championship games, including why Travis Kelce reminds them of the obnoxious rich kid from any John Hughes movie, and why Seth will never stop being a Stan for Tom Brady. 

Seth and Drew shut down some of the arguments for why Urban Meyer won't succeed with the Jaguars, and author Gary Meyers discusses how Brady vs. Brees could affect both quarterbacks' legacies. Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years. He spent time with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. Prior to his NFL career, he attended Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.

Part Two of the Deshaun Watson Trade episode. Seth Payne answers listener questions, including: How does this affect the coaching search? Is Deshaun being unreasonable? Why did the Texans bother with a search firm? And more... You can follow Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne

Seth Payne has had front row seats to the soap opera that has led to talk of the Houston Texans potentially trading Deshaun Watson. He and Drew Hodgdon explain how it all got so crazy.

Seth and his friend Drew Hodgdon discuss: Terrell Owens accused McNabb of drinking the night before Super Bowl; Mike Tomlin says some weird stuff; You will respect Nick Saban, damn it; Johnny Football rises from the ashes.Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years. He spent 5 years with the Jacksonville Jaguars and 5 with the Houston Texans. Prior to the NFL, he played ball at Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.   

Seth and his friend Drew Hodgdon work off their Christmas dinners with a chat about Tom Brady's resurgence, Gronk's bod, and Josh James' disdain for fantasy football. They also speculate about which COVID behavioral modifications will stick when this nightmare is over.

Seth and his friend Drew Hodgdon discuss Seth's recent bout with COVID, the eeriness of empty NFL stadiums, and why sometimes you gotta physically threaten your boss.Seth Payne was a defensive lineman in the NFL for ten years, spending time with both the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. Prior to that he played ball at Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.  Subscribe and leave a review if you enjoy Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne.   

My friend Drew Hodgdon and I discuss the most recent demise of Jets defensive coordinator Gregg Williams. I, despite a lifetime of disapproving of Gregg Williams, didn't think the blitz that got him fired was THAT bad of a call. Talking about the Jets also led us to reminisce about various bad teams that we played on, and how it's just one insult after another in seasons like that.Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years, spending 5 years each with Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. He played collegiately at Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.

Harvard professor John Ratey joined me for an illuminating discussion about how exercise can have an amazing effect on the brain, both in terms of cognitive function and emotional stability. His book has had a profound impact on my own exercise regimen, and I feel as emotionally healthy and clear-headed as I have in my entire life. I think it's important for as many people as possible to hear his message. Enjoy!Seth Payne had a ten-year career as a defensive lineman in the NFL, playing for the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. He played collegiately at Cornell. These days he co-hosts a morning radio show in Houston. Seth is on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.

Inspired by a couple of events in the NFL, Drew and I ended up talking a bunch about cheating and/or pushing the limits on the rulebook this week. The first was an incident at the end of the first half of the Ravens/Steelers game, in which defenders bled the clock by getting up slowly from the pile (gamesmanship IMO). The second was the suspension of Will Fuller and Bradly Roby for using PEDs (cheating). After that, we went on to discuss what it was like to play against Larry Allen, my first experience with a kolache, and a bunch of other fun stuff.Seth Payne had a 10 year career in the NFL, playing 5 years each with Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. He played his college ball at Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne. Subscribe and leave a review if you enjoy Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne.  

I had my friend and former teammate Drew Hodgdon join the show this week, on the eve of my hernia surgery. I was in the mood to talk about some of the notable confrontations from Week 11, including Harbaugh v. Vrabel, Anthony Weaver v. Narrative, and Seth Payne v. Drew Hodgdon (actually circa 2006).  Drew also drops an astounding fact about the physical risk of playing center that I had somehow never heard about, and I don't think I'm alone.Seth Payne played defensive tackle (and some defensive end) in the NFL for ten years. He spent time with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. Prior to the NFL, he played at Cornell University. Seth is on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne. Subscribe and leave a review if you enjoy Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne. 

Seth has an in-depth talk with comedian Gary Gulman about how he got a football scholarship after playing one season of organized football, and how being an athlete has helped him in his approach to work. They also dive deep into Gary's battle against depression. Seth played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years. He spent 5 years each with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. He played his college ball at Cornell. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.

Seth speaks with his friend Roberta Anding, a Rice University professor and registered dietician who has worked with the Texans, Astros, and many other high-level sports teams. They discuss tainted nutritional supplements, eating disorders during the pandemic, how creatine can help your brain as well as your bench press, and much more.Seth Payne is a retired NFL player and current sports radio host in Houston. He played 5 years each with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. He played collegiately at Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne. Subscribe and leave a review if you enjoy Deceptively Fast with Seth Payne.  

Seth talks to his former Texans teammate Eric Winston about what it was like to be the NFL Players Association president and what it was like playing for offensive line coach and pioneer of the zone blocking system, Alex Gibbs Sr.Seth Payne played defensive tackle in the NFL for ten years. He spent time with the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans. Prior to his NFL career, he attended Cornell University. You can find Seth on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne.