Florida Men

In Episode 25 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A Florida Woman is on edge from the MAGA Bomber, a Florida Man takes a dump in the middle of the road, a Florida chihuahua fails its swimming lesson, and Jimmy John's delivers to a hospital.

In Episode 24 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it's almost Halloween, so we have some Florida Man stories from the spooky side of the sunshine state, like a haunted doll in Key West, a haunted hotel in St Petersburg, and a safety warning from police departments around the state.

In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn't too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.

In Episode 22 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man sets a record for repeat offending, a Florida Man gets some extra credit from a professor, a Florida Man tries to buy something at Walmart that wasn't for sale, and a Florida Man can't make a quick getaway on a tractorFlorida Man bonds out of jail, steals wallet from lobbyFlorida Man resigns as dean after reported sex act on UNF campus.Florida Man attempts to buy 8-year-old girl for $200,000 at WalmartFlorida Man steals tractor, gets tasered

Florida Man hides camera in high school changing room.Florida Woman throws beer mug at customer who complained about how long she spent in the bathroom.Florida Woman arrested after she admitted to affair with teen relative on ‘Divorce Court’.Florida man cut off genitals from a romantic rival.

Florida Man Who Does Yard Work in the Nude Upsets Neighbors.Florida Man Won't Be Charged in Bestialty Case.Florida Man Drove Teens To Park For Sex.Florida Woman Squatted in Home and Sold the Owners' Cars.

Florida Woman Swings an Ax at Girlfriend Trying to Break Up With Her.Florida Woman Has Pot in Her Car and Cocaine in Her Wig.Florida Man Finds Body In Woods, Brings Skull to Publix, And Talks to It.Florida Man Gets Caught in Algae-Filled Canal While Escaping Cops.

Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a "Purple Nurple".Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a "Wet Willy".Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a "Swirly".Florida Man Paul Flart Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on Instagram).

Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire.Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath.Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her Husband.Florida Couple Sold Drugs From a Drive Thru Window...In Their House.

Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed giant spider was on her.Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.

Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil.Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows.Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument.Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store.

Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart.Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina,Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole.Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out.

Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge.Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy.Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store.Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck.

FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State.Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him.Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men.Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating.

In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up.This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Howell Morris• Earle Stevens Jr.• Jonathan Crenshaw• Ryan C. NihartNews Sources:Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractorhttps://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attackFlorida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Lawshttps://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Touristhttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.htmlFlorida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costumehttp://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-

In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Thomas Nirdlinger• Rachelle Marie Tocco• Damian SimmsNews Sources:Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Momhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-parkFlorida Man was terror troll who targeted Australiahttps://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271cFlorida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849Florida Man stole tools, then left an unpleasant surprise for his bosshttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florid

In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it.This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Ryan Dobard• Scott Deel• Rudolph GrantNews Sources:Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunderhttps://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishaphttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accidentFlorida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks showhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man

In Episode 8 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, An Elvis impersonator is singing Jailhouse Rock, a Florida Man steals a lunch from his old house, Another Florida Man steals a lunch from a python, and send the cops, I’m nekkid on my roof!This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Paul Amato• Mike Kimmel• Alex Sardinas• Garyan D. George• Ashley L. CostonNews Sources:Florida Man shows up in Elvis costume to meet 13-year-old for sexhttps://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208Florida Man Saves Alligator from 10-Foot Python’s Deadly Grip in the Evergladeshttp://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.htmlFlorida Man breaks into former residence, threatens to kill occupants, and steals pulled pork sandwichhttp://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.htmlFlorida Man sent scurrying to roof by armed home invad

In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we shoot air conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, a carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice, and sure we’ll test that meth for you; bring it on down to the station.This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Kimberly Dunn• Tina Ballard• Christopher Raymond Hill• Douglas Peter KellyNews Sources:Florida Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditionerhttps://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073Florida Woman Bloodied After She’s Attacked by Spider Monkey in Home Depothttps://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054Florida Man Attempts Carjacking and Victim Deters Him with A Gun. Twice.https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786

In Episode 6 of Florida Men: The Podcast, an Uber driver is fired for having the same name as a criminal, and you thought YOUR neighbor’s apartment was a zoo, don’t mess with the person making your drinks, and get that monkey off your back.This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:Jose BatistaSedrick T. PriceGeorge AlexanderCody HessionNews Sources:Florida Man Spends Week In Jail Before Prosecutors Admit They Had The Wrong Guyhttp://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/05/week-in-jail-prosecutors-had-wrong-guy/Florida man tries to start his own zoo with stolen animalshttp://www.bradenton.com/news/state/article212614454.htmlFlorida Man harasses flight attendant with racial slur and fat shaminghttps://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/youre-fat-flight-attendant-attacked-mid-air-florida-man-shouting-racist-slur/Florida man trying to flee arrested with monkey in diaper clutching his shirthttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.htmlAll The Social Thingys: