Carton & Friends

Gabe and Ariel start the second level of the show telling YouTube chat trolls to go find something better to do in life. Gabe asks how Ariel feels about her Ravens taking on a tough Bills team. On today’s edition of Get Off My Lawn, Ariel takes over, and tells the city of Houston that the Rockets lost not because of James harden’s “missed” dunk, but because they suck on defense. Former wide receiver Drew Pearson joins the show to talk about tonight’s matchup between the Cowboys and the Bears. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency and Ariel Epstein start the program talking about how teams like the Clippers don’t care about winning the division or seeding, that it’s all about just getting to the playoffs. Finding out that Joe is in Wisconsin for a wedding, Gabe talks about how it’s best that you just don’t invite him to weddings or public events. Gabe and Ariel talk about the tension surrounding the Cowboys, and how the season rides on beating the Bears tonight. Brandon Lang joins the show to break down the pressure on the Cowboys tonight. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the final hour of the show talking about the latest wager line moves in the Giants-Eagles game, now that Eli Manning is back under center for what looks like the rest of the season. The crew talks about how Jerry Jones needs to leave Jason Garrett alone, or just fire him. Joe Pisapia join the show to talk about how the NFL should try reseeding for the playoffs, and how the Giants know the issues are not with Daniel Jones, but with the offensive line and the defense. Jerry Palm of CBS Sports joins the show to discuss the CFB conference championship games. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel are joined by Old Spice actor Isaiah Mustafa as he promotes his new holiday movie of FreeForm, 25 Days of Christmas. On today’s edition of Get Off My Lawn, Gabe explains that the accusations and firing of Mark Crawford puts the NHL, and its conduct, into the biggest spotlight it’s ever seen. Cam Stewart joins the show to talk about the latest issues surrounding abuse in the NHL. The gang gets breaking news that Daniel Jones is in a walking boot, and Eli Manning will be back under center for Week 14. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Isaiah Mustafa, actor best known for his Old Spice commercials, joins the show to talk about his transition from sports to acting, working with Terry Crews, and promotes his upcoming FreeForm film, 25 Days of Christmas. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency, Joe Ranieri, and Ariel Epstein start the program talking about the coach firings of the Carolina Panthers, as well as the New Jersey Devils in the NHL. Talking about the NBA, the guys can’t understand why officials can’t get a clear dunk corrected in the Rockets-Spurs game. Gabe says the Nuggets are flying under the radar, and could win the West. The crew questions the future of quarterbacks and coaches for the Panthers, Bengals, and others. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

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Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the second level of the show finishing up their talk about quarterbacks, with the crew thinking the Giants should let Eli Manning finish the season as a part of his “farewell” tour. On today’s edition of Get Off My Lawn, Gabe tells Antonio Brown is to go away. Rich Cirminello joins the show to break down the Conference Championship games in College Football. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency, Joe Ranieri, and Ariel Epstein start the program talking about the SportsGrid Holiday party, and how Gabe enjoyed his chardonnay along with losing some bets on the Seahawks-Vikings game. The crew compares and contrasts career paths of Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston, and Ryan Tannehill. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the final hour of the show looking at of the lines for the Seahawks-Vikings game, with Joe explaining why he is taking the Vikings as a road dog. The gang talks about Freddie Kitchens immaturity, wearing a t-shirt that says “Pittsburgh Started It”, and how his personality, along with the rest of the Browns, has a very bad ripple effect; just ask Ole’ Miss. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the second level of the show with Joe starting a little wager involving Ariel’s Ravens, and their Week 14 opponent, the Bills. Ariel calls Freddie Kitchens a joke, with the gang calling his t-shirts mocking the Steelers, unprofessional. Gabe asks what is wrong with the Eagles, and tells team is stay off his lawn. The crew questions if the NFL should look for younger, and more athletic, referees. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency, Joe Ranieri, and Ariel Epstein start the program talking about the Jets partying too hard last week, ending in an embarrassing loss to the lowly Bengals. Gabe blames the organizational mentalities of the Jets and Giants, blaming the partying and ineptency of both teams, respectively. The gang agrees that the Ravens-49ers game matched the intensity of a Super Bowl game. Pete Yannapolous joins the show to talk about how the Cowboys may have issues, but are lucky the Eagles are really bad. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the final hour of the show looking at some of the wagering lines for the Thanksgiving games. While looking at some prop bets, Gabe explains how Matt Patricia needs to be fired, even if they win this weekend. Joe Lisi joins the show to break down #Week14 in college football, and give predictions for the Iron Bowl. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the second level of the show realizing the 49ers can clinch a playoff berth this weekend, which would cement the fact that this team needs to be taken seriously. Joe explains why Thanksgiving games have been the chalkiest plays throughout gambling history. Gabe tells the NHL, and their racist culture, to Get Off His Lawn. Cam Stewart talks about how racism has been swept under the rug for too long. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency, Joe Ranieri, and Ariel Epstein commence with Gabe talking about his admiration for ducks, sans the Anaheim Ducks. Speaking about hockey, Gabe talks about how the controversy surrounding NHL coach Bill Peters is just skimming the surface of racial issues in hockey. Brandon Lang joins the show and explains why the Bears need to win tomorrow, or never go back to Chicago. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the final hour of the show with Gabe calling out ESPN and Collin Cowherd as being uninformed, and also calls Joel Embiid a clown. The crew looks at how the odds for the Bills to make the playoffs has moved to -550. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the second level of the show guessing why Bob in Vermont is going to the doctor today. Hearing another awful lunch of the day, Gabe and Joe question the food choices being made at the Senior Home that Bob works at. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency, Joe Ranieri, and Ariel Epstein commence with Gabe talking about his disastrous experience being stuck in the hotel elevator for almost 10 minutes, making him late for the show. Talking about the Ravens destruction of the Rams, the crew agrees the next 3 three weeks, highlighted by visits to the 49ers and Bills , will be their Super Bowl contending test. Gabe believes Matt Patricia is the worst coach in the NFL. Rich Cirminello joins the show to talk about the latest college football news. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the final hour of the show with Gabe saying the NFL needs to get better with their officiating. Pete Yannapolous joins the show to break down the latest news in the NBA and College Basketball. The crew believes the Titans will be fighting until the end for a playoff spot in the AFC. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe, Joe, and Ariel begin the second level of the show questioning if Dwayne Haskins was overzealous in going to take selfies on the sideline; Joe wishes his passing game was as good as his selfie game. Gabe tells the Ezekiel Elliott to stop eating cereal, Jason Garrett to leave the Cowboys, and everyone involved in the horrific Cowboys-Patriots game to Get Off His Lawn. Cam Stewart joins the show to talk about Winnipeg’s shocking Grey Cup win over Hamilton in Canadian Football. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers