Carton & Friends

Gabe Morency and Joe Raineri open the show talking about how Josh Gordon is going to terrorize everyone, mainly by playing great football, but then getting in trouble again. Gabe explains how the Bill, and the Buffalo Bulls, both screwed Gabe out of a big money parlay. Myck Aussie joins the show to talk about some of the latest wagers in Aussie Rules Football playoffs.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe and Joe open the final hour of the show talking with George Kurtz about the AFC East teams, and also question how people from the northeast become Cowboys fans. The guys talk with George about diversifying portfolios when it comes yo playing in multiple fantasy football leagues.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency and Joe Raineri open the show talking about how the Mets can’t play defense. The guys talk about how fans of the Cowboys, Yankees, and Notre Dame (altogether) are a strange bunch, to say the least. Talking about Producer Shaun taking days off right at the beginning of college football season, Gabe and Joe question the timing of his days off. Talking about Oregon being the latest state to legalize gambling, Gabe still doesn’t understand how Florida has not legalized sports wagering. The guys go state-by-state to see which ones have legalized gambling, and Gabe still can’t stand the laws in New York.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe and Joe open the final hour of the show talking about how athletes do not stay loyal to teams, and fans should not be as invested as to who stays and who leaves. NASCAR star Kevin Harvick joins the show to talk about Throwback Weekend, and his arcade style car.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

The second hour of the show starts with Gabe and Joe questioning the integrity of sports fans, citing Colts fans booing Andrew Luck, and even Mets fans booing their golden boy, Pete Alonso.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency and Joe Raineri open the show talking about how it’s tough for the guys to do shows with certain hosts, due to devotion to their families; Joe and Gabe take a look at the married life of Producer Chris. Gabe says he would like to see women tryout for NFL, but Carli Lloyd should not be the first to do so.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe and Joe break down a video of the Bagel Boss Man getting arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward; the guys find it funny he has the audacity to talk back to police officers. The guys question the legitimacy of two guys giving away free chicken sandwiches in front of a Popeye’s.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

The second hour of the show starts with Gabe questioning how to respond to an email scam he received from someone saying they are a veteran, and need help getting money from an account. On today’s edition of Get Off My Lawn, Gabe calls out Doug Gottlieb for being a scumbag who knows nothing about the pain of being a pro athlete.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency and Joe Raineri open the show talking with former NFL Ryan O’Callaghan, who is promoting his book discussing his life as an openly gay NFL player. Kirk Herbstreit joins the show to give his take on the first week of College Football, and breaks down the Holy War game between Utah and BYU.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

The second level of the show starts with Gabe explaining how he will start taking the Yankees as much more serious World Series contenders, after watching them play great baseball against the Dodgers; Joe and Gabe agree that the Oakland sweep was more about the A’s not generating enough fans at the stadium. Tom Verducci joins to talk Dodgers - Yankees, ets - Braves and Nationals baseball. Gabe throws out MVP and Cy Young odds for the NL and AL.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency and Joe Raineri open the show with gabe explaining Andrew Luck made the right decision to retire, and the fans booing Luck was over the top. Gabe says that when you look at the adjusted odds for the Colts, the most important was the AFC South Division. Gabe and Joe explain how Andrew Luck was one of the most hit and sacked quarterbacks since he came into the league, making this retirement decision much more understanding. The guys also say the AFC South is weak, and the Colts have the weapons, defense, and offensive line to still win this division.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe and Joe open the final hour of the show arguing with Producer Shaun as to how good of a season the Wolverines will have; Gabe says they can win the division, while Shaun believes they can get as far as the playoffs. Joe Lisi joins the show to give his predictions on Michigan, and previews all the action as College Football kicks off this weekend.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

The second level of the show starts with Gabe explaining how Oklahoma City Bomber Timothy McVeigh was a diehard Bills fan, and may have snapped after losing a big bet on a Bills in the Super Bowl. On today’s edition of Get Off My Lawn, Gabe, for as much as he loves Michigan and Jim Harbaugh, thinks the coach needs to stop blaming everyone else for their team’s faults, and needs to finally get to the CFB playoffs. Gabe and Joe bring up that Ryan Finley is another rookie quarterback showing he can be the starter for the Bengals.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency and Joe Raineri open the show saying Dolphins coach Brian Flores has no right to blast Jay-Z songs to try to “motivate” Kenny Stills. After seeing another solid performance by Daniel Jones against the Bengals, Gabe believes it’s time for the Giants to cut ties with Eli Manning, and start the future of the team from Week 1. Gabe also thinks it’s time to shorten the preseason to 2 games.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe and Joe open the final hour of the show talking about a “celebrity fight” coming up between Lenny Dykstra and the Angry Bagel Guy. Previewing the Bengals hosting the Giants, the guys give Andy Dalton a little more credit, citing that he is like a “good Ryan Fitzpatrick”. The Prez joins the show to give his picks for the night in NFL preseason, and goes toe-to-toe with Bob for some MLB wagering.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

The second level of the show starts with Gabe and Joe looking at a video of a woman getting a tattoo in an interesting place. On today’s edition of Get Off My Lawn, Gabe calls Antonio Brown a jerky narcissist; Joe questions if there is a difference between AB before and after the Vontaz Burfict hit, while Gabe compares him to Dennis Rodman. Phil Steele of ESPN joins the show to talk about Week Zero of the College Football season.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency and Joe Raineri open the show looking at some of their top bets from the night, and Gabe breaks down the Packers, and rodeo Aaron Rodgers, playing tonight in Winnipeg. College Football is back, and Gabe and Joe look at the high total for Hawaii vs. Arizona, and also look at the future bets for the Hawaii Warriors. Gabe says it’s almost impossible that a team like the Detroit Tigers can win again against the Astros.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe and Joe open the final hour of the show talking about how the Dolphins do not consider Josh Rosen to be ready to start in Week 1. The guys talk about how Kenny Stills is calling out Jay-Z for not understanding the kneeling protest.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

The second level of the show starts with Gabe and Joe looking at how Phillip Rivers has no leverage in questioning if Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. Gabe uses this conversation as part of his Get Off My Lawn segment, even citing that Eli Manning has more credibility to question the greatness of Brady. Cam Stewart joins the show to talk about how while the Browns keep running their mouths, the Ravens, Steelers, and even the Bengals, are just going about their business  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

Gabe Morency and Joe Raineri open the show arguing with Producer Shaun over who they would want in the playoffs between Clayton Kershaw and Mariano Rivera. Gabe warns Ezekiel Elliott that if he goes toe-to-toe against Jerry Jones in his contract dispute, he will lose; Gabe explains what Jerry will do for players who are loyal, like giving Jaylen Smith a contract extension. Gabe talks more about the Baker Mayfield GQ magazine article. Browns coach Freddie Kitchens is a moron and he needs to wheel Baker in.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers