I'm Not Drunk, You're Drunk!

Welcome back! This week we discuss the logistics of instagram story-ing yourself during sex, Shia LaBeouf's apparent wife, and Alyson Stoner coming out as Queer! We try to remember what Rob Lowe's scandal was, become horrified over Will Ferrell flipping his car, and Kenzie gets on her drunk political soapbox for a moment, (please forgive). After a quick attack on Layla, the ladies have an important minor league baseball to get to and head off for Claudia's house. SURE AS FRICK DID! Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Good luck with this one, folks. In this week's bonus episode, we find out Layla had a vision board with some pretty crazy dreams, Claudia plans on sabotaging Kenzie's future presidential run, and the ladies say "ejaculation" A LOT. We have a TSwift stalker, Black Chyna's mild day at Six Flags, and animal facts that sound fake, but Buzzfeed says are totally true! Grab a drink and join us for some VERY off topic conversation! MEHOY MENOY!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com 

Strap in, because we're finally getting better at this! This week, we talk about the Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan split, discuss Russell Crow's divorce auction, and mourn Jennifer Garner's chicken. Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hanging out? Did Kate Hudson sleep with Nick Jonas? We all hate This is Us, Layla's never seen Twilight, and Kenzie and Claudia almost kiss. HOLY LALA THAT'S GOOD Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com 

Welcome back (we hope)! This week, we have horrible Baskin-Robbins jokes, a deep analysis of Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner's coordinating tattoos, and a meaningful conversation about Wendy's dropping a mixtape. Katy Perry is a creep as always, Layla is a Pyro, and the group finds out they love Amber Rose. Kenzie's boyfriend makes a nice little appearance! OKAY GUYS, LET'S DO SOME DANCING

If you're looking for medium content, you've come to the right place! This week, we analyze the complexities of Ben Affleck's back tattoo, discuss the disgusto husband of the sister wives being rejected by a 25 year old, and challenge the myth busters HARD. We warn you though, there are spoilers to Grease in this episode. Layla drops a dog toy in her wine, the Backstreet Boys have something to do with a barbeque, and we can't stay on topic during a Katy Perry story (big surprise there). Kenzie talks about spit and almost throws up. We discover our patronuses/patroni. ARE YOU CLOSE?Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Kenzie's dog makes a guest appearance on this week's bonus episode, how lucky are you? Stories include Elizabeth Hurley being a str8 up farmer, how low energy we are after eating 5 guys, and what all the Kevins in our lives are doing. Then we ran out of news stories and played would you rather, during which Claudia almost passed away. Also, Layla has a spirit Michael! Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com 

  This week, Claudia starts off the show by stealing Kenzie's thunder, until she's bullied back into her proper place. TMZ Sports hits us with a killer celebrity softball game, we debate  over N'sync vs Backstreet Boys, and Kenzie thinks she's the first person to ever come up with an O.J. Simpson musical (idiot). Then, Layla takes chocolate like a pill with her wine and spends half an hour doing Claudia's hair. The group remembers a repressed fourth of July memory from last year, discusses the subtle art of a-hole bleaching, and talks about INDYD approved pyramid schemes. The margaritas we had before our wine kick in around 25 minutes in, so good luck everyone.   Social media: Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your) Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcast Email: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Are you ready for another one? This week's podcast was recorded before our Oscars party, so we're a bit flustered. We talk AT LENGTH about a variety of Kardashian babies, complain about people calling sex reveals "gender reveals", and find out that Layla is a FAKE Pirates of the Caribbean fan. Kenzie thinks Casey Anthony was in Ocean's 11, Layla knows the ins and outs of Anna Faris' love life, and Claudia narrates several outside distractions. Enjoy! RAHHHHHN Social media: Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your) Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcast Email: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Welcome to Maybe We Are Drunk- our bonus show we record after our normal weekly podcast! This week, (if you can get past the audio quality), we find out that Kenzie actually created Hannah Montana, facial expressions are "a very real thing" to Layla, and Claudia has literally never seen a single movie. Also, Robert Pattinson might be dating Mia Wasikowshkdfhkgh and the ladies have a HEATED debate about Kristen Stewart. ACCIO COLIN JOST!    Social media: Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your) Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcast Email: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com  

Do you like mediocre audio quality and underwhelming content? If so, join us for our very first episode of I'm not drunk, you're drunk! Jennifer Aniston gets divorced, folks bid on an abandoned storage locker with surprising results,  Courtney Cox goes into "middle pause", and we share personal anecdotes to get you acquainted with us! Also, please note our formal positions against douching and Taylor Swift. (Don't worry, we get better as the shows go on; we honestly don't recommend listening to this episode first) #90sRelevant P.S. DID YOU KNOW KARLIE KLOSS IS SANTA'S DAUGHTER?   Social media: Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your) Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcast Email: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com