Astrology Roast

We tried to imagine what the world after corona virus looks like, and would the star signs be happy with it. Turns out we are privileged dicks and we apologize in advance. Tune in to this one to hear about Adidas branded masks, Zoom Passovers, keep cups and some self compassion.Sending love and health wishes to everyone xx

Sick of making sourdough? Have you finished watching Tiger King? Sick of going live on Insta? Can't do another zoom workout?Here is an episode for you.Can't recall what we have been talking about on this one. Tune in and we will make it through together.

What the fuck is happening? We have no idea. BUT - we made an episode that will hopefully help you go through this quarantine. Anything you need to know about how every sign is dealing with being stuck at home is right here in this episode. Taurus - sorry in advance. Sending everyone so much love at this time x

Ok firstly for the record the title is a joke, don't @ us. Other than tune in this week for a conversation about Dua Lipa, the end of the world, Lady Gaga, Women's Day, Virgo use of KPI for dating, English as a second language and honestly - a million more topics. Thanks for listening to us! We love you. Xx

Another day another retrograde. Could a retrograde be a positive thing? if running into your ex, his wife and their two children is positive, then yes. Some side effect of the retrograde might be making up a fake roommate named Brett. Also, we tried to record this episode 3 times!!! if that doesn't prove that Astrology is real, we really don't know what is. Love you all.

This week we are interviewing Colin Bedell, a queer astrologer, author, Gemini stellium, Britney fan and overall a super smart and funny person we we're so luck to have on the podcast. We spoke about Britney's foot, the epidemic of loneliness, why Geminis should get a better reputation and the relationship the queer community has with Astrology. Check Colin's Instagram @queercosmos and his new book called Gemini

Is there a topic we haven't covered this episoe? not really. Valentine's day? covered. Iphone VS Samsung? covered. Jlo and Shakira? covered. Childhood trauma and ways to solve it? covered. Astrology? who can say really. Either way we are so happy to be back with another rollercoaster of an episode of Astrology Roast.

Hi ya'll how's 2020 treating you so far?Tune in to hear about our new year's eve (19 days later) and about Capricorn season which is just about to pass.We also talk about King Solomon and his star sign (shout out to god and the bible), which star signs work at an advertising agency, and PLENTY MORE!

This is what dreams are made of. We got a chance to interview our absolute favourite Astrologer who is a huge part of our astrological journey and one of the biggest inspirations for us to start this podcast - Nadiya Shah.We has an incredible conversation with her, talking about some of the most burning questions in the astromeme world. Are cusps real? Is there a 13th sign? And most importantly - what does this decade have in store for us???Part of our conversation is on this episode, and the other part os on Nadiya’s youtube channel. Check it out.

Sagittarius season came and gone, and we are here to sum it up and look forward to Capricorn season. Also, we took time to answer the question which was raised many many episodes ago, is flirting cheating? a Libra would probably say no, but is there an objective truth? We definitely discussed other topics, but who can tell which. Anyway, off to set some goals and get a promotion, it's Cap season bitches!

It's Sag month bitches! and honestly we have a great ep for ya'll!! We talk about, 2020 and the past decades, Britney Spears, homophobia, spicy food, peak virgo behaviour and WHAT NOT, and yes I didn't put a capital V at the virgo just to piss you virgos off.Anyway love you always,xx

Hiiiiii we've missed you so much!It's been a minute since our last episode. Mercury was retrograding like a mother fucker, and Scorpio season was burning us to ashes so we can get back up again and live our best lives during Sagittarius season that is HERE.Tune in this episode to hear some crazy stories from the past month. xoxo

SCORPIO SEASON IS HERE!!!It's been a year (obviously) since last Scorpio season, and here we are again. Sexual and vengeful than ever. Keren is now mingling with Astrology Roast listeners in Buenos Aires (shout out Morita) while Etai is visiting witches in Tel Aviv. Add to that Scorpio season and an upcoming Mercury retrograde, and you got one hell of an episode. Tune in to hear us discuss some of the most outrageous Scorpio stories, and some other signs too. xx

If you thought we would let a new Jennifer Lopez film pass us by without making a special episode... do you even know us?Well, Hustlers the movie has been out for a while and we got stuff to say. What are the star signs of each character? Why is Julia Stiles in it? Is Nicole Kidman Michael Jackson? Can Constance Wu dance? Can you start over after getting hurt? Wow. So many questions, and all will be answered.We also talk about other things. Love you all. Xx

Hi everyone, we had the privilege of interviewing the talented Taurean, Zackary Drucker. The recording is not amazing but the content is GOLD! This interview took place at FOJAM festival. For more details: https://fojam.comThank you Zackary for your thoughts and time :)

LIBRA SEASON IS HERE! This ep we are talking about the story of The Giving Tree, which is essentially a sexist children's book that is describing a horrible relationship.We also talk about The Bachelor, the Kardashians, Britney's Astrology lesson, and lots more. Thanks for listening xx

Yes this is us dropping two episodes in a row! Part 2 of our critically acclaimed series is here! Tune in to hear all the tea on the second half of the Zodiac - Libra to Pisces. We had so much fun recording these two episodes, hope you guys like 'em!xx

This is a VERY fun two part series in which we go sign by sign, and share their crazy behaviour around us during the recent few weeks. This episode technically goes from Aries to Virgo, but honestly you should just listen to all of it cause the tea is HOT.Xoxo

It's Virgo month bitches! Please excuse the background noises. We really should have kept them for a different month in which people pay less attention to detail like... gemini?Anyway - join in to hear us discuss the BDSM test and how it connects to our charts! We also talk about the hottest Virgos, the funniest Virgos... and not even one word about the queen of Virgos. Ok, one word. Also the fuck they are doing a new Space Jam!!! Love you all xx

Hi everyone! It's only been two weeks but we miss you all CONSTANTLY.This episdoe was recorded at the peak of Mercury Retrograde so as always - we apologize in advance. Tune in to this one to hear about which star sign is connected to which body part. Who has beautiful voices? Who owns the sexual organs? (you already know the answer to that one).We also talk about Leo birthdays, step siblings, a little bit of body love, and what not.Most importantly - after years of being inspired, obsessed, and learning everything we know to be true from her - Etai went to see Jennifer Lopez LIVE!Love you allxx