Astrology Roast

This week we have a pre-recorded episode with our amazing guests all the way from Sydney! Kitty (Taurus) and Ally (Pisces) who you might recognize from our famous Daddy Issues and The Big Roast episodes. Kitty is an amazing Tarot reader, and she is here to serve us all the tea. Ally is a wise Pisces who serves tops the tea up. Can you manipulate your friends using Tarot? are Tarot cards racist? and why is everyone obsessed with Astrology and spirituality?!ALSO there is so much background noises, sorry! People were literally playing The Corrs and murdering someone next door. Bear with us.Follow Kitty @thebigreveal and Ally @allygarrett they are amazing

The tide is high but we’re holding on! And we even have a new way to disassociate. Tune in to learn about the Natalie Portman method. Other than that, it is a Mercury Retrograde episode so a description won’t cut it. Just listen. We also mention @idanmatalon and @kayxstars check her out she’s amazing.

Holy fucking shit if you look up in the sky everything seems normal but actually shit is going DOWN!We have Cancer season, Mercury retro, eclipses and what not. But we're still here, showing up and doing our best to keep money safe, and have our daily coffee. We also discuss the 5 love languages, and maybe some hate languages as well? as we often say about our episodes, it's a weird one, but hey, it's the stars' fault. k bye.

Pride Month is here and we got some tea. Is straight pride the same as Leo pride? Are Cancerians funny? Why do everyone hate on Kim K for doing the most obvious thing as a Libra and studying law??? Also, we obviously have a Britney update for you.This one is a bit messy, so buckle up for a bumpy ride.

We have a brand new fresh outta the oven episode for you!!! With the help of the miracle that is called the Internt, we managed to record our first overseas episode of Astrology Roast!We are talking about Gemini season which is hitting us all like a slap in the face, Keren many many Gemini jobs, we also talk about fragile masculinity, Eurovision and Jerusalem pride!TUNE IT WE MISSED YOU ALL

What is the connection between the bible and Astrology? Nicki (Libra) is here to try and help us understand. This week we explore the representation of Lilith, her story and her role in people's charts. She is a boss ass bitch and it's super interesting. Also, what's the deal with women in the bible. And is god a Leo? Was king David gay? Was Jesus gay? is God gay? so many questions will be answered on this episode. Join us for a roller-coaster of faith, fate, and memories of religious education. And a mini zoo.

Our couch is gone. Our beautiful comforting Leo couch has been taken by a hipster couple. This week on Astrology Roast we are talking about grief, and the different stages it can manifest in life. Later this week Etai (Aries) is leaving Australia after nearly 4 years, and our way of dealing with it is of course, talking about it. We are taking a trip down memory lane, what are some our our favourite moments living in this special neighborhood and how the fuck do we move on!!!Have no worries, the podcast is still running, just changing a bit. Thanks for tuning in. Love you all x

Targeted ads, Netflix, google, Instagram, Bitcoin, technology and the internet (ruled by Mercury) are an integral part of our lives. Good or bad? depends who you ask. We actually love it, and can't wait for the government to take our finger prints and steal our identities. The meme world is celebrating fictional characters and assign them with star signs based on their characteristics. This week we are naming (and shaming?) some of our favourite fictional characters and their star sign!Tune in and follow us on our Insta @astrologyroast

As promised, we tried to find ourselves in a nudity-optional festival on a Libra full moon, and boy did we find ourselves. We definitely found something. Keren (Gemini) is investing in bitcoin these days! Tune in this week as we explore the themes of fake consent, stepping outside of your comfort zone, weird workshops, and of course - ANXIETY!

Happy Easter and Pesach Sameach everyone! Holidays, fun and relaxing as they may be, can sometimes also induce some anxiety. Especially ones which require hanging out with your family or singing songs about how someone is trying to kill us every year, like the Jewish holiday Passover. However, we are here to break it down, while answering some hard hitting questions such as what star sign are the pants from The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants? or does Crossroads pass the Bechdel test? (yes) and how can you tell the difference between anxiety and intuition?

The big roast. The ultimate roast. The roastest roast. Call it what you want. This episode is not for the faint-hearted, because we are getting real. We got a representative from each of the elements. Keren (Gemini) Ally (Water) Kitty (Earth) and Etai (Fire), and together we went over each and every sign, and dished some hot tea. What are most annoying things about the signs that make the Zodiac wheel turn? Tune in for a roller coaster of hard truth mixed in with some tough love. We had the best time recording it and we hope you like it!Follow Ally @allygarrett and Kitty @bigrevealtarot Follow us @astrologyroast

This is an episode we've been waiting to make for a LONG TIME. We've discussed the concept of daddy issues many times before on our podcast, but this week, we are joined by two incredible people to assist us uncover what lies beneath this drive that leads our lives!!! (okay maybe not our entire life but 99% of it). Ally Garrett (Pisces) and Kitty (Taurus) are smart and experienced, and they are here to help us all understand and cope with those patterns. Tune in to hear some of our most ridiculous stories and experiences, while drawing inspiration from texts by Demi Lovato, Jlo, and a random Tinder bio that is just HOT.We also discuss Britney's Instagram comeback.Follow Ally @allygarrett and Kitty @bigrevealtarot Follow us @astrologyroast

Hi hi hi. Aries season is still here. YAS. Inspired by a random meeting with an advice giving Leo, we decided to dedicate an episode to the people that inspire us, Astrologically, and generally. Feel free to share with us the people that inspire you, and check the people we mention on this episode - because we think they are AWESOME!We mentioned Nadiya Shah (Aquarius) The Pleasure Mechanics Podcast, Sofie Hagen (Scorpio), Amber Wagner (Leo), Abbi Jacobson (Aquarius) Bear Ryver (Unknown ) and Oliver Sacks (Cancer), and the amazing listeners of this podcast (Every Sign)

What the hell we are in Western Australia looking for a pink lake! It is Mercury Retrograde after all. This episode we are celebrating the beginning of the Astrological year, the end of Pisces season (thank fuck) and the start of Aries season. If you are feeling energized, horny, and erratic - it's not a coincidence. ALSO - one of us has fallen in love with someone they met 5 days ago, so that's fun and terrifying.Join us this week to hear about all of the above, as well as the concept of life cycles, why are we celebrating beginnings but are scared of endings, and why is it actually great to be in the deep shit?We are on Insta @astrologyroast

This week we discuss a topic that is so important to us: Friendship. And we are not doing it alone! we are joined by Zoe (Aquarius) and Meg (Pisces) which are amazing and also - best friends. We ask hard hitting questions like, why the fuck in our society, romantic relationships are more important than friendships, how many cars keyed are too many cars keyed, and is there any stronger matter on this Earth than Oprah and Gayle's friendship? Please join this conversation and let us know your thoughts.Follow us on Insta (only if you want to) @astrologyroast

There aren't enough crystals in the world to for this Pisces Mercury Retrograde clusterfuck! but we showed up so you can tune in as we discuss International Women's Day, tanning with canola oil, Uranus transitioning into Taurus, Martha Stewart (Leo), Gayle King (Capricorn) and what not. We also talk about the book Rage Becomes Her by Soraya Chemaly‎ (star sign unknown)We finish off with a moral dilemma. Is it okay to stalk someone in order to find out their birthday to then check their birth chart? Let us know what you think on our Insta @astrologyroastLove you stay safexx

Wait, are we a political podcast? hell no. Politics are for Caps and Librans. But we just wanted to point out that Israel's prime minister is a Libra and is suspected of taking the most Libran bribe ever. Also, what if Etai (Aries) becomes the first Pride Minister ever? We really hope he doesn't. In this episode we cover some themes which are close to our hearts: the eraser of bisexuality, the reclaiming of one's story and how does it all connect to Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. Tune in, see what's up. Anyway, we still got some stickers. Also this is our insta account @astrologyroast

The serial killers list we posted on our Instagram caused a bit of controversy, sorry for trying to keep ya'll safe! Anyway, we went to a gay festival and it was an interesting experience that left us confused, happy and screaming YAS at random people in the street with no reason. This week on Astrology Roast we are diving into a foreign concept - evidence based research. When it comes to relationships, are we attached or avoidant? or both? and what does it have to do with Astrology? also Ariana Grande (cancer) has a new album and unsurprisingly, we have stuff to say.The book we are referring to is Attached by Rachel Heller and Amir Levine, and the singer is Laura Jean (virgo)Follow our Insta @astrologyroast

It's Valentine's Day, so let's talk about love and the dangers of love. In order to save you the trouble, we conducted a research through our Insta account, and we have the results. Which signs are the worst to date? and just to be extra more safe - which sign has the most serial killers? Spread the love. x

It's been 3 years since Rihanna (Pisces) released her masterpiece of an album. Anti. At the same time Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morissette's award winning album, is being turned into a musical. Coincidence? we think not.Join us this episode on a whirlwind of astrology and music exploration. Is Rihanna a channel? (yes) Is Rihanna a role model? (fuck yes) Do artists make music that fit their star sign? Do people listen to songs that fit their star sign? Did lady gaga steal Born This Way from Madonna? Is Frank Ocean the greatest person who ever lived? (yes) Sorry for all the questions, there are even more on the episode. Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast