Astrology Roast

It's Jewish New Year and we are reflecting like there is no tomorrow. Tune in to this episode to discover what life lessons Etai learned from an 81 year old wise Virgo woman, what Keren learned from spending 4 hours at the holocaust museum and what the hell is Venus retrograde all about?Wishing you a happy new Jewish year, or as we like to say - Shana Tova bitches!Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

We wanted to make an episode about families and Astrology, so we brought an amazing, funny and smart guest! Lauren Glezer is a singer, business owner, a teacher and what not! She is also a Leo, which can explain why we ended up talking about lots of other topics, and family probably got the least air time out of all of them. Having said that, this episode is full of life advice from Lauren's eye doctor, friends from weight watchers and herself. Check our her bags business @kaparadesigns and follow us on insta @astrologyroast

Mars is giving us all a chance to push forward and succeed with our goals. Coincidentally or not, Ariana Grande is releasing a new album, getting engaged and generally living her best fucking life, leaving us all in the dust.What can we learn about success from Ariana and others? Is it ok to flaunt your success, or will it tempt the evil eye to come and destroy you and the ones you love? Also, why does Etai have a problem with people with asthma?Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Part 2 is here for you! This is your manual for what to watch when you are bringing a Water or an Earth sign over for Netflix and Chill. Which sign needs to watch the entire Saw film series? Which sign would prefer your childhood videos? And what are the safety procedures before entering a Scorpio's house?Make sure to follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Bringing someone over and don't know what show to chuck on the TV? Have no worries! We are here for you. In this episode Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will give you all the tips on which shows to play for your date to set a good vibe. On part 1 we will be covering Fire signs and Air signs, but we promise to give you Water and Earth next week!You will also learn about Keren's new relationship with her pimple, and Etai's exhausting well-being day. Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Five planets are retrograding and everyone is losing their shit! Including us. Have you bee n crying in your car lately? Wanted to run out of yoga class screaming and shouting? Or maybe you just haven't left the house for a few weeks?On this episode, we are trying to offer every sign a piece of advice on how to deal with this sensation of failure that is floating around. We also draw inspiration from the one and only miss Britney Spears (Sagittarius) a woman who has known failure like no other, but still dominates all of our lives. If you want to skip to your sign:(only after you listen to our relatable struggle in the first 8 minutes) Aries - 8:50Taurus - 11:37Gemini - 12:50Cancer - 13:55Leo - 15:50Virgo - 16:38Libra - 18:10Scorpio - 19:55Sagittarius and Britney talk - 21:15Capricorn - 23:10Aquarius - 24:14Pisces - 25:10

There has been some crazy energy around us. Leo month, Mercury retrograde, Mars retrograde and what not. On this episode of Astrology Roast we are talking about the concept of home, looking for inspiration from one of this world's greatest Leo's, Jennifer Lopez AKA J.LO AKA Jenny AKA The Wedding Planner. What can we learn about our home from Astrology? Should Pisceans do drugs? and most importantly, why is Jamie Lynn Spears named Jamie Lynn?Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

“All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room", “Algebra is my favorite subject…because you can replace my X without asking me Y", "My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!".These are just a few example of how many people feel about their ex's, but we are here to ask: can Astrology give us a way of understanding our ex's? ...or maybe even... OURSELVES?On this whirlwind of an episode we are so lucky to be joined by the lovely and funny special guest: Nicki!!! (Libra)

You asked, and we answered!This episode of Astrology Roast is just full of life hacks. What should you do if your wedding is in the winter? Can you find your soulmate with the help of Astrology? Would a Taurus person throw pastries on someone they hate? (no)Tune in to find answers to some of the most pressing question about life and the universe as we know it.To complete your experience follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Recording all the way from Darwin, Australia, in this super exciting episode of Astrology Roast Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) are joined by human rights lawyer and classic-good-hair Libran, Alina Leikin. "Wherever you go, you take yourself with you" is a sentence said by Keren's Cancerian grandma, and we are here to discuss whether it's true. Does your Natal Chart go with you wherever you go, forcing you to keep to your sign's obscure and unregulated behaviour? What is Keren's new spirit animal? And who the hell is Vova?These questions and many more will be answered on this episode.Follow us on Instagram @astrologyroast

When it comes to love, you want to do it right. Many people worry about being compatible with their partner. That's why in this episode Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will look at power couples that we can all learn from. Also, we will discuss Keren's new friendship with no other than Diane Keaton (Capricorn) and Etai's daily visits to the doctor.Beyonce - Signshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz7evGexG_8Send us questions for our Q&A episode on Instagram and Twitter @astrologyroast

Have you ever wondered why your co-workers act the way they do? Ever had your Virgo boss watching you through the cameras 24/7? What about a distracting Gemini colleague? Or an indecisive Libra?On this Episode of Astrology Roast, your hosts Etai (Aries) and Keren (Gemini) together with special guest Laura (Capricorn) will explore what's behind these bizarre behaviours.Follow us on Instagram @astrologyroast

Sex and the City is the zodiac that was given to us by the gods of television (HBO) but what are the star signs of these characters we all grew to hate and love? Join us to find out who Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte really are.Follow us on Instagram @astrologyroast

Who is this little planet named Mercury and why does it have such a huge effect on us all? Join us this episode to find out what's best for you during Mercury Retrograde and why the 1994 movie ‘The Net’ starring Sandra Bullock is one of the most important films of our generation. Follow us on Instagram @astrologyroast

Who are you Earth Signs? On this Episode of Astrology Roast we are joined by Laura, a Capricorn and an expert of the earth. Join us as we discuss Michelle Obama's plot to get kids off the couch, and the Royal Family's plot to get Diana off the grid. Follow us on Instagram @astrologyroast

Do you go crazy once a month? Have you ever wondered what's the star sign of the Loch Ness monster? Why did Belle speak to cutlery in Beauty and the Beast? and why did Geminis invent polyamory?All of these questions and many more will be answered on this week's episode!Find your moon sign and full chart: https://www.astro.comFollow us on Instagram @astrologyroast

Saturn Return is one of the biggest challenges in every person's life. Join Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) while they explore the reasons behind the struggle this scary planet has in store for us. We will also learn from someone who is going through her Saturn Return in the most effortless and hot way - Rihanna. If you are scared of turning 30, this is the one for you. Follow us on Instagram @astrologyroast

On this episode of Astrology Roast, we will be roasting the sign of Aries. Can the first sign of the Zodiac be in an open relationship? Was Hitler an Aries or a Taurus? And why do they like vampire movies so much?Our guest Shoshi Jacobs, a proud Aries, will help us uncover the truth.We'll also be exploring how each of the different star signs are when they're sick. Tune in to find out!Follow us on Instagram @astrologyroast

Our first ever episode!In this intro episode we are introducing you to the signs, elements and what each star sign will be doing during the apocalypse.This episode contains Astrology 101 so if you are an expert and want to skip straight to the apocalypse, feel free to jump on to 14:00 Follow us on Instagram @etaibs @kerenlazerbeams and @astrologyroast