Dudes From Dallas

Welcome to another laugh-out-loud episode of Dudes From Dallas! Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten are back, and this time they're diving headfirst into the world of problematic "fuck boys" with their signature wit and humor. From the absurd to the controversial, this episode is packed with jaw-dropping moments and candid discussions. First up, they tackle the definition of a "fuck boy" and why so many of them are making headlines. The Dudes delve into the Matt Rife controversy, exploring why this comedian's latest antics have sparked outrage. They also take aim at Zach Justice from the Dropouts podcast, revealing some shocking details about his behavior and lifestyle. And let's not forget the big story: Diddy. The Dudes discuss his recent legal troubles and the unsettling accusations against him. But it's not all serious. Nick and Rob find time to roast each other, share hilarious personal anecdotes, and even bring in some unexpected humor with a surprise clip featuring America

The Dudes are back and diving headfirst into a whirlwind of topics with their signature blend of humor and candidness. In this episode, Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten tackle the absurdities of modern life, including the peculiarities of Tesla drivers. They share a hilarious recount of a debate night disagreement, explore the frustrations of left-lane campers, and delve into the controversial topic of police conduct in America. The discussion takes a lighter turn with a roast session of their own cars, courtesy of ChatGPT, and wraps up with a nostalgic tribute to James Earl Jones. Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and thought-provoking discussions. Don't miss out on the fun—hit the subscribe button, give us a thumbs up, and if you feel generous, buy us a coffee at buymeacoffee.com/dudesfromdallas.  Tell your friends and help them find the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and now even YouTube! Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your frie

The Dudes are back! After a long hiatus, Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten have reunited to take on the world at large with their own special blend of absurdity, entertainment and humor. In this episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the oddities of movie theater etiquette to the peculiarities of cat litter maintenance. Join us as we navigate through hilarious and unexpected conversations, including a bizarre encounter at a San Francisco bar, the trials of owning cats, and the chaotic nature of movie-going post-COVID. With a mix of humor, candidness, and a touch of absurdity, this episode promises to keep you entertained from start to finish.

Nick is back from California and talks about the fires engulfing the state; The cause of the shitshow that is 2020 has been found; Ellen is undergoing disaster control 101; Jerry Falwell Jr. makes some bad decisions; Lori Laughlin is going to prison, Rob immediately mourns the loss of her and starts a new rallying cry; The biggest dilemma of 2020 is revealed and it hits Rob right where he lives.

The Dudes are back, and it's been a disaster.  Lunatics are on the loose, Dr. Fauci throws like a little girl and a doctor pushing Hydroxychloroquine believes in demons and witchcraft.  We depress ourselves seeing how old Bill and Ted look, and we take on an "expert" in the soccer community.  But there is a message through all of this craziness.   

We feel threatened this week, as the mask debate rages on, and assholes abound. The State Fair of Texas is closed but some shitty carnival is open across the street from Nick, and he's pissed. And we remember the good times, ya know like when we were still able to go bowling and play at the arcade and some junk.

The world is on fire so the Dudes are back. We talk NASCAR, the RUMOR that Nick was in a cult, Rob tells Dallas Judge Clay Jenkins where to stuff it, a preview of Chappelle's new special 8:46, and some other random stuff... we don't really remember. We were drinking. Enjoy. Also, we are now officially on YouTube, so be sure to find us there, just search Dudes From Dallas.

It's been a long time, but the band is working on getting back together.  With that in mind, take some time to remember the good old days, before the new mind-blowing content about to be unleashed upon the world arrives.

Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere conclude the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with the best gifts from the 1980s and a look at some bad Santas! We share some of David Letterman's Xmas top ten lists, including a list about bad office Christmas parties, which we recently went to. There's only 364 shopping days until next Christmas, wow the lover in your life with an Edible anus. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere continue the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with Lists and Rage! New research shows you’re most likely to have a heart attack on Christmas, which makes you wonder how Clark Griswold made it through Christmas Vacation. Londoners are taking holiday stress out in new Christmas Rage Rooms, and we share tips to reduce your holiday stress without breaking stuff. We list some of the most dangerous toys, and look at some of the best Christmas movies. Spoiler alert, PCP and collecting donations don't mix, as a Salvation Army bell ringer assaults a shopper at Walmart. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and r

We're back with a special Christmas episode!  You're gonna want to hear this! Baby it’s cold outside SJW’s have struck again ... Luckily, we do have our sense of humor. JP Sears has a new Ultra Spiritual Life. Santa in skinny jeans? What people think a ‘rebranded’ Santa should look like. Security footage shows ‘Grinch’ run over a family’s Christmas decorations. Bad Santa: Children Left Traumatized When Santa Screams At Them To “Get The F**K Out” Lil Jon releases what is possibly the greatest Christmas song EVER!!! Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

The Dudes mourn the loss of Stan Lee and call out the douchebag known as Bill Maher.  Moviegoers are trying to ruin the last perfect thing in the world by wanting to see another chapter of a beloved movie franchise.  Finally, should we build a dorm for congress so they can enjoy their $174,000 a year salary.

Sorry for the extended break, life sometimes gets in the way, even when it’s a passion project.  The Hogg-Free zone rule gets broken and Rob Rotten is triggered.  Chadwick Boseman, Zoe Kravitz, Chris Evans Team Up for March for Our Lives Voting PSA and try to make voting sexy by throwing in as many double entendres as possible.  Double entendres are fun, but when you’re trying to ruin the lives of people, it’s probably not the best way to convey your message. High School is hard, so hard … in fact, it’s so hard that Lesbian couples persuade a Texas high school to get rid of homecoming kings and queens, and replace them with gender neutral names.  Ever wondered where your state ranks on the “sex-crazed” scale?  Well, thanks to Four Loko, you can find out … and according to the results, size doesn’t matter. “Archer” voice actor H. Jon Benjamin is in hot water for a joke he tweeted.  Snowflakes get triggered, and obviously miss the point of the joke completely. Be sure to visit our

The Dudes are experimenting with a new system that will allow us to become a daily show.  Nick Vicious gets railed on Facebook when talking about the #MeToo movement and we talk about the alienation of allies in the cause.

It's our 50th episode!  Thank you to all of you who listen to us, support us and allow us to do what we do on the show.  As a special treat, we have an extended episode for you.  In the near future, you may be able to hear us live (while still able to download the podcast) and have great stuff to purchase. Start your weekend right with Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten, who are the Dudes From Dallas … giving you all the news and funny you need to get your weekend going. We start with a collective nerdgasm, as more details of the Patrick Stewart-led new Captain Picard series for CBS All Access. #MeToo has hammered CBS hard as of late, and Les Moonves resigned from his leadership role within the company … and now the hidden enemies from the eyeball network are making their voices heard.  A producer from the hit show “Designing Women” comes forward to recount what Moonves did to her back when she was working on the show. Moonves’ wife, Julie Chen, who is the host of Big Brother and now a former co-

It’s Humpday, and the Dudes are back with more goodness for your ears. Willie Nelson has pissed off conservatives in Texas, but not for what you would think.  He has decided to play a show for Senate candidate Robert Francis O’Rourke. Rob Rotten is not a fan of the candidate, but could care less about who Willie performs for.  The Senate race in Texas is going to be a dogfight between O’Rourke and Ted Cruz. Revisionist history is becoming a problem in Texas, with people wanting to remove Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller from Social Studies classes, and the big issue is people wanting to change how the defenders of the Alamo are viewed by history.  Texas History teaches that the people who defended the Alamo are heroes of Texas, as their struggle rallied the troops to win the war for independence. However, people want that changed, insisting they were anything but heroic. The problem is, Texas History is different from other history courses. Nick Vicious shocks everyone by actually agreeing with

It’s Monday, and Nick Vicious is back on the show!     That’s right boys and girls, Nick Vicious is back and the Dudes are reunited.    Nick contemplates $650 tickets to see Lindsey Buckingham play, and Rob thinks that’s a waste without the rest of Fleetwood Mac … and Rob Rotten is not a fan of The Rocket Summer.  It’s an otherwise heavy day with the Dudes, as they break down the latest in the saga of the Dallas police officer who shot and killed her neighbor while off duty, claiming he was an intruder in her apartment … though she was in the wrong place.  Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire.  If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save

Humpday shenanigans are happening with the Dudes From Dallas.  Nobody thinks about what strippers are forced to do outside of the club, but we share some stories on the more unusual places they get paid to take it off … some of them you may not see coming. Speaking of strippers, a Chinese principal is out of a job after a most inappropriate welcoming ceremony for a group of kindergarten students.  Hint: If you’re on the flag pole, make sure the flag isn’t flying. A Georgia charter school is bringing back paddling … so bad students better be ready with extra underwear. Disney is launching a campaign for Oscar nominations, because they think they deserve everything and a 90s cartoon may find itself heading to the big screen.  We break down the possible return of Captain Planet. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save mo

Welcome to a new week with the Dudes From Dallas.  Nick Vicious is having technical problems, so Rob Rotten is flying solo again today … but fear not, there’s a lot to talk about.  What does masculinity look like?  What does it feel like?  Are you afraid of #MeToo?  Well, men can pay $895 at 'Male Feminism Camp' to cope with their own toxicity. A West Virginia weather girl attacked the station’s TV news anchor — cracking her skull in a wild brawl — because the anchor accused her of hitting on her husband. Twitter permanently banned Alex Jones, after the prominent conspiracy theorist violated the platform’s policies on abusive behavior by tweeting out a video of himself heckling the CNN reporter Oliver Darcy.  Needless to say, Alex is not handling it well. The 2018 NFL season kicked off, and Rob Rotten looks at the ratings, protests and Colin Kaepernick being the face of Nike’s “Just Do It” campaign. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.

It’s Friday, and the Dudes have some very important lessons for you heading into the weekend. One event we all will have to attend at some point in our lives is a funeral.  It sucks, but it’s how life is.  It has come to our attention that people don’t know how to behave themselves at funerals anymore.  It’s almost like Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell ruined funeral etiquette in the movie Wedding Crashers.  Bill Clinton eye f-cks Ariana Grande while a pastor feels her up at Aretha Franklin’s funeral, while Meghan McCain spews Trump hatred at her father’s funeral and Trump people complain about their seats. To show what we as humans should be like, the Dudes tell the story about Caleb Hammond, an 11-year-old racing fan who was overwhelmed by response to request for stickers to cover his casket.  Caleb has been fighting B-cell acute lymphoblastic leukemia for two years, and he and his family have decided it’s time to stop treatments.  But Caleb had a wish, and that was t