5 Minute Expert

We talk about the joys of spending time in windowless, Soviet-gulag type waiting rooms and how to improve them.

Does Mr. Rogers and the current state of Neighborhood-dom have anything in common?

We summarize Season 2 and look toward Season 3. Our sponsor today is Hope Chests, USA, a physical fitness device that lets you get a six pack without breaking a sweat!

We discuss the scruples of Payday lenders and Payday loans. Our sponsor this week is URSCRWD.com. They'll loan you money you don't need at a price you can't afford.

This is a rant about those people who spend their lives comparing how they are doing with how everyone else is doing...

We talk about the origin of humor, the different types of humor, and the benefits of humor. Our sponsor for this show is ShinBone, USA., makers of fine replacement shinbones.

We talk about the plaque of pimples down through the centuries. Our sponsor for this show is Scarface, a topical medication used to treat chronic acne. Scarface contains active chemicals that literally burn the hide right off your face along with any pimples.

We talk about the history of the Zipper. Our sponsor today is Zip It, a handy, dandy candy that cures mouth breathers...

We talk about artificial joint replacements. Our sponsor for this episode is Fancy Smancy Joint Lube found in all good hardware stores and on line at www.webestiff.com

We discuss the various indicators that point to Spring's arrival. Our sponsor this week is Sprang, makers of fine machined springs. They've got a spring for everything you need, including your step!

We talk about the bail bond industry. Our sponsor today is Sprung, a banking app that let's you get the money you need to free your jailbird.

We talk about the history and importance of punctuation. Our sponsor this week is Comma Not, a punctuation app designed to cure your apostrophe anxiety.

We look at Retirement Communities. Our sponsor today is Gray Matter. Gray Matter is a non-non-profit (that's a non-profit that doesn't profit off of their profit) and caters to the mental health needs of senior citizens.

Today we're talking about online dating and our sponsor is People No One Wants.com. PNOW is a service for ugly persons addicted to online dating sites.

We discuss the ironies and awkwardness of funerals. Our sponsor this week is Slab 'Em Cheap, a low-cost cremation service. 1-800-qwikburn or www.slabemcheap.com

We make you an expert in public speaking courses. Our sponsor for today's show is Stutter Rocks - We Rock Your Mouth!

We make you an expert in the modeling industry. Our sponsor for this episode is the modeling agency, Just Plain Average. Check them out at www.ur2fat2beamodel.com.

We make you a 5 minute expert on Lotteries. Our sponsor this week is Bible Powerball, the scratch ticket for people who don't want their pastor to know they're playing the Lottery.

We make you an expert on Loyalty Programs. Our sponsor this week is Diamond Direct Dandies or Triple D, creators of Loyalty program scams for discerning businesses.

We look at the claims of the Weight Loss Industry. Our sponsor this week is Craig Atkins, the Hillbilly diet plan for the redneck Weight Loser in you!